Why, after like 11 years, is this still the best show on television ever?

I want to know how they negotiate these releases with people to show their faces. This is some downright embarassing ****.

Discuss the most epic segments you've seen.

I do wonder how big the camera is for the camera man to carry. On certain chase segments, where the cops have to run after a bad guy, it seems the camera guy is strong enough to run with the camera on his shoulders.

This one time i played a drinking game to cops.

There was an all day marathon on and we drank a shot of vodka everytime they hit a black guy and a shot of taquila everytime they hit a mexican. If they used a club, you took two shots. We got drunk, but very much, so we switched over to harvey birdman, attorney at law. We shot something everytime they hit the gavel. Now THAT got us ****ed up.

I like the one where the really skinny girl is with the guy who's a crack addict. She acts all stupid and they call her dad. He yells at her, and the cops figure that it's enough to let her go. It's obvious that he took the fall for her, because he's oblivious to the crack he's got in his pocket and doesn't even know that it's a pipe he's got. She's 3 inches thick and you can tickle the backs of her eyeballs by scratching the back of her head. She gets off with a warning and he goes to jail.

All the drug users say, "Nope, no drugs here" but there's always that small area in the car where the cop finds the drug.

I enjoyed the one where the woman calls the police because she gave a woman $20 for crack, but the woman just took the $20 and didn't give her the drugs. When the come is talking to the one woman, he says "So, are you a drug dealer," and she says "No no no, I'm a prostitute."

It's amazing.