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New Baby Torn!

2007-04-29, 5:47 PM #1

Outlaw Torn

Appears to be a Yuck

Posts: 1,873

Second baby in the Torn family. Check out my Myspace and click on pics and video. Don't worry, its nothing graphic. He's 19 inches long, 7 lbs 11 oz

[url]www.myspace.com/salsfunhouse[/url]

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2007-04-29, 5:53 PM #2

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Congrats

2007-04-29, 5:57 PM #3

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

!! Congrats, he's adorable

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2007-04-29, 6:03 PM #4

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

*phew*
we are safe from a whale baby yet again

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2007-04-29, 7:37 PM #5

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

Quote:

its nothing graphic. He's 19 inches long

...

Think while it's still legal.

2007-04-29, 8:00 PM #6

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

And sajn proves once again that he can bring immaturity to the table ten times out of ten.

Cute kid.

>>untie shoes

2007-04-29, 9:36 PM #7

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Bah, I don't have an account. Can't see the stuff.

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%

2007-04-29, 10:11 PM #8

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

Someone tore your new baby?

Oh, I see.

error; function{getsig} returns 'null'

2007-04-29, 10:15 PM #9

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

Hooray!

2007-04-29, 10:31 PM #10

tinny

Looking for: One heart.

Posts: 1,736

Congrats man, best wishes to the baby and fam :).

"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod

2007-04-29, 11:32 PM #11

lassev

Tells It Like It Is

Posts: 2,827

Congrats, dude!

Frozen in the past by ICARUS

2007-04-29, 11:33 PM #12

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Yay and congrats for another Octagon North / Outlaw Tom baby!

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2007-04-30, 4:06 AM #13

Spork

Junior Vice-President

Posts: 6,279

Grats

The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

2007-04-30, 7:44 AM #14

DSettahr

to wound the autumnal city.

Posts: 5,313

Are you related to Rip Torn?

[http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/42/22mlq0.jpg]

2007-04-30, 7:53 AM #15

CaveDemon

Banned?

Posts: 1,694

Congrats. Just don't let him/her/it ever see massassi. and if he/she/it does, you'll have to punish him/her/it. We don't want yet another innocent soul lost to brian.

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2007-04-30, 8:00 AM #16

The MAZZTer

⌐_⌐

¬_¬

Posts: 6,095

Originally posted by Alan:

Someone tore your new baby?

Oh, I see.

That's how I read it too. :gonk:

2007-04-30, 8:07 AM #17

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

Woot! Congratulations!
Sign him up for Massassi. It's never too early to forfeit your soul. :awesome:

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2007-04-30, 8:49 AM #18

Brian

Administrator

Posts: 7,886

Congratulations, but I can't tell you how much I hate myspace. BTW, I can't view your "pics" because I don't have a myspace account. How about posting one or two up here ??

2007-04-30, 8:49 AM #19

Brian

Administrator

Posts: 7,886

Originally posted by Vegiemaster:

Woot! Congratulations!
Sign him up for Massassi. It's never too early to forfeit your soul. :awesome:

I don't believe it's possible to forfeit the soul of another.

2007-04-30, 9:24 AM #20

maevie

...poo

Posts: 2,809

Originally posted by Brian:

Congratulations, but I can't tell you how much I hate myspace. BTW, I can't view your "pics" because I don't have a myspace account. How about posting one or two up here ??

exactly, why punish us because we can't stand the site?

though from the pic on your main page, very cute! (if that's baby2 and not baby1)

<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!

2007-04-30, 9:31 AM #21

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

Originally posted by Brian:

I don't believe it's possible to forfeit the soul of another.

Hmm, so you don't take human sacrifices? Oops...:saddowns:

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2007-04-30, 9:44 AM #22

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

Cool. I seriously can not comprehend having 2 kids at 23 though. I mean, not that it's particularly wrong or anything, just seems way too young (for me).

幻術

2007-04-30, 10:04 AM #23

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Originally posted by DSettahr:

Are you related to Rip Torn?

[http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/42/22mlq0.jpg]

I told him to call his new son Rip the other day.

Congrats.

nope.

2007-04-30, 12:30 PM #24

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

Brooks, do you have any other hobbies?

2007-04-30, 1:26 PM #25

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

OH NOES STOP BREEDING! :gonk:

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2007-04-30, 1:45 PM #26

Outlaw Torn

Appears to be a Yuck

Posts: 1,873

Slackers:P

Here he is

Attachment: 16156/Zach Web.JPG (62,811 bytes)

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2007-04-30, 1:53 PM #27

maevie

...poo

Posts: 2,809

must....squish...

<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!

2007-04-30, 1:56 PM #28

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

Does it have a name?

>>untie shoes

2007-04-30, 2:17 PM #29

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Rip.

nope.

2007-05-01, 6:31 AM #30

Outlaw Torn

Appears to be a Yuck

Posts: 1,873

Zachary "Rip" William Arnold

And Steven, I have no other hobbies. I think you're just jealous:P

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2007-05-01, 8:57 AM #31

Brian

Administrator

Posts: 7,886

BTW I always wondered about this before I had a baby but... new baby pictures always show babies with watery, goopy eyes because the docs put medicine on them just after they come out.

Cute baby. I never thought I'd say that, being a father does change a person

2007-05-01, 9:05 AM #32

Kieran Horn

Got One Anyway

Posts: 3,620

Thank you for continuing the species, because God knows I would suck as a dad.

Democracy: rule by the stupid

2007-05-01, 3:55 PM #33

Sats

Is going to continue to take it.

Posts: 1,628

aww

/fluffle

2007-05-01, 5:08 PM #34

Rogue Leader

I've got about 78¢. Is that enough?

Posts: 1,548

Congrats! So cute!!!

Life is beautiful.

2007-05-01, 5:15 PM #35

Tracer

El Duderino.

Posts: 6,321

Adorable!

COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY