I'm sure some of you guys are aware of this (and it may be ye olde news here), but there's a series of little stories (paragraph length really) about directions to certain objects. It's pretty lovecraftian in style, with the usual unspeakable horrors and such. Some of them are pretty good, and it's a good time waster. Read it here.

Maybe it will inspire some of you ISB guys to write something decent.

I kid, I kid.

Well, not really.

That was kind of fun. Are they written wiki-style? I love the Lovecraft style. I recently read Lovecraft for the first time.

They were written for "creepy threads" on a certain imageboard's random section.

SIR, I WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH.

I CHALLENGE YOU TO...

MOOORRRRTTTAAAAAALLL COOOOOOMMMBBBBAAAATTTTT!!!

This is a pretty entertaining read.

[Edit the first]:Scratch that, this is really good stuff. I actually had a few compilations of Lovecraft's work out from a library a long time ago, makes me wish I'd made more effort to get through them by the return date.

[Edit the second]: the "Holder of Rage" was the best I've read so far. It's now 2.06 am, so I think I'd better finish them another time.

My favorite is the Holder of ???.

I go crazy over anything remotely lovecraftian. I love these.

Eh... they're kinda weak.