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"Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet!"
2007-05-15, 6:07 PM #1
I dropped by cnn.com and spotted this link:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/05/15/paris.hilton.ap/index.html

:neckbeard:
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-05-15, 6:09 PM #2
WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Pissed Off?
2007-05-15, 6:10 PM #3
lol wut?

EDIT: A federal pound-you-in-the-*** prison
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2007-05-15, 7:27 PM #4
Why the hell is this even news? People like Paris Hilton should be punished and ignored by society at large, not acknowledged and celebrated. Sure, throw her *** in jail, but dont report on it. If they dont get any publicity, maybe they wont do such mind-bogglingly stupid things.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2007-05-15, 8:33 PM #5
I like how the article ended with an ad for her show.

:rolleyes:
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2007-05-15, 8:37 PM #6
Oh god why is this news?
2007-05-15, 9:39 PM #7
Paris Hilton is a prime example of a worthless human being :suicide:
2007-05-15, 9:43 PM #8
The sad thing is that she probably is emotionally traumatized by the whole thing, which is pathetic.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2007-05-16, 8:11 AM #9
The fact that they're acting like it's something that shouldn't happen is what pisses me off.

You knew you weren't allowed to drive, you got caught. IT'S YOU OWN ****ING FAULT FOR BEING A STUPID ****.
nope.
2007-05-16, 8:14 AM #10
Wolfy, if you're quoting what I think you are, then that South Park episode was the sickest and funniest one I've seen.
2007-05-16, 8:17 AM #11
What makes her so special man? Just 'cause she made some sex tape and got all famous for it...geez. And her face is a square.

She should just seriously accept the jail time...

Imagine having to camp with a person like this.
Back again
2007-05-16, 8:17 AM #12
"This kid is totally not cool."

:P
nope.
2007-05-16, 8:35 AM #13
So, who's up for chili?
2007-05-16, 8:42 AM #14
Man, can you imagine how she's going to be treated in jail? I imagine that's where the people who would hate her the most would be.
2007-05-16, 9:05 AM #15
Paris Hilton is a sack of ***. A fine *** though.

2007-05-16, 9:15 AM #16
whatever
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2007-05-16, 11:57 AM #17
I hope she escapes from jail. Then the only reality TV Show she'd host would be here running from the law. Which wouldn't last long, she'd probably go straight to a mall or something. But it would still be funny.
My blawgh.
2007-05-16, 12:13 PM #18
BEST SOUTH PARK EPISODE EVER.

Seriously, I was so proud of Cartman. Feeding a kid his own dead parents? Sweetest revenge ever.
2007-05-16, 12:14 PM #19
"...the tears of unfathomable sadness."
2007-05-16, 12:38 PM #20
Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:
I hope she escapes from jail. Then the only reality TV Show she'd host would be here running from the law. Which wouldn't last long, she'd probably go straight to a mall or something. But it would still be funny.


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2007-05-16, 12:52 PM #21
Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:
...she'd probably go straight to a mall or something.


"Why do they come here?"
"Some kind of instinct. Memory, of what they used to do. This was an important place in their lives."
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2007-05-16, 1:33 PM #22
Originally posted by Wolfy:
"Why do they come here?"
"Some kind of instinct. Memory, of what they used to do. This was an important place in their lives."


Exactly.

My point is. She probably wouldn't know the first thing about being a fugitive. Thus, it might be amusing to watch.
My blawgh.
2007-05-16, 1:53 PM #23
Didn't she get pulled over driving drunk to in and out? I think she said she just really wanted a double double.

That's gotta be one hell of a good hamburger.
>>untie shoes
2007-05-18, 7:57 AM #24
Quote:
Paris Hilton learnt yesterday that she may have to serve only 23 days of her 45-day sentence for driving offences - as long as she behaves herself.

The socialite has thrown a class-A hissy fit since being sentenced to jail for driving without a licence, thus violating the terms of her parole following a drink-driving conviction. In court documents, her psychiatrist has described her as "emotionally distraught and traumatised". Her lawyers have vowed to appeal, and have also petitioned California's governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, for clemency.


wtf mate, maybe the other celebrity will save her
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-05-18, 8:03 AM #25
I can't believe they'd hear a court trial where one girl says the other lied about her behind her back, and the other claims that the first tried to pull her jewelry off.

A grade school teacher could handle this for far less tax payer's money.
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2007-05-18, 9:00 AM #26
I predict that the Hilton hotel chain is going to crash and burn like nothing we've ever seen if/when she takes over.

I heard on the news that they're not going to put her in general population, but in some special cellblock they have for high-profile inmates.
2007-05-18, 9:24 AM #27
Which means she'll probably be among the child offenders and rapists. Yknow, the folk that would be beaten to death among regular inmates.
nope.
2007-05-18, 10:58 AM #28
I think Pagewizard is speaking of the same sort of thing they lined up for Martha Stewart.
>>untie shoes
2007-05-18, 11:56 AM #29
That sucks. She should be with the common folk. Where is the justice!?
My blawgh.
2007-05-18, 11:21 PM #30
I hope she enjoys the smell of prison. It's rather distinctive.
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2007-05-18, 11:40 PM #31
Originally posted by TheCarpKing:
I hope she enjoys the smell of prison. It's rather distinctive.


Lets hope you like it too, pedo.

No wait, I hope you hate it. I want you to suffer.
2007-05-18, 11:54 PM #32
I don't intend to go there. .(
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?

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