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Superpower
2007-05-16, 12:19 AM #41
In response to immortality, I will simply quote Carl.

"Nah, sometimes I kinda wanna die."
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2007-05-16, 12:19 AM #42
Ok so what if my telekinesis powers are so great that I could move every atom in the universe without breaking a sweat? :downswords:

Also throwing a large building at someone is somewhat more impressive than simply using a gun.
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2007-05-16, 12:44 AM #43
Originally posted by Chaz Ghostle:
In response to immortality, I will simply quote Carl.

"Nah, sometimes I kinda wanna die."


But I wouldn't.

I'd be all awesome and junk.
2007-05-16, 1:26 AM #44
Originally posted by West Wind:
Immorality.

I can't tell if that was a deliberate mis-spell or not :P

I choose the ability to grow eyelashes from my belly-button. All are powerless to stop me!
2007-05-16, 4:45 AM #45
Originally posted by TwistedSoul:
regeneration!


Forever a virgin. Oh wait, you're a man. Nevermind
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2007-05-16, 8:24 AM #46
Originally posted by Recusant:
I can't tell if that was a deliberate mis-spell or not :P


I was wondering how long it would take someone to catch that.
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2007-05-16, 8:27 AM #47
Originally posted by Recusant:
I can't tell if that was a deliberate mis-spell or not :P

I choose the ability to grow eyelashes from my belly-button. All are powerless to stop me!


That's a power, but I fail to see how it's super. :P
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2007-05-16, 9:00 AM #48
Invisibility & the ability to pause time

2007-05-16, 9:49 AM #49
The ability to "fall" in any direction and at any speed I choose. Not sure how it would work physically, but it allows for flying and walking on walls. Combined with martial art skills I will be unstoppable by normal people!
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2007-05-16, 9:53 AM #50
I've changed my mind. The best superpower would be the ability to be always in the right place at the right time.
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2007-05-16, 10:17 AM #51
Controlling probabilities is obviously the best one because it basically gives you all other powers.
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2007-05-16, 12:28 PM #52
admiral thrawns brains (Not to be confused with the other Thrawn who is a gimp of the 1st degree)
2007-05-16, 12:31 PM #53
The fictional character, or the deaf massassian?
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2007-05-16, 12:32 PM #54
I think that answers itself...
2007-05-16, 12:38 PM #55
There's 2 Massassians by the name of Thrawn...

Thrawn42698 (or numbarz)

and THRAWN (the deaf guy)
2007-05-16, 12:38 PM #56
Not really, because there is another Thrawn at massassi here, you might not like him.

Oh, and if I said I've read a Star Wars Novel I'd probably be lieing.
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2007-05-16, 1:35 PM #57
Originally posted by Spork:
Ok so what if my telekinesis powers are so great that I could move every atom in the universe without breaking a sweat? :downswords:

Also throwing a large building at someone is somewhat more impressive than simply using a gun.


If your powers are that great, why are you bothering with me? Shouldn't you be taking God's lunch money?

Throwing a large building would be much less effective against a small high speed target than a gun.
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2007-05-16, 2:16 PM #58
Originally posted by NDNmojo:
Invisibility & the ability to pause time


I want 2 powers too then
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2007-05-16, 2:26 PM #59
I'd go with the probability.

Remember, it's not exactly impossible that you would suddenly levitate over that building or, say, spontaneously turn into a horse. It's just very, very, unlikely.
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2007-05-16, 2:51 PM #60
Originally posted by Commander 598:
If your powers are that great, why are you bothering with me? Shouldn't you be taking God's lunch money?


You stole my lunch money :P

Hey even superheroes have to sleep sometimes...
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2007-05-16, 3:35 PM #61
Invisibility and Phasing. After that, you really don't need anything else :ninja:
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2007-05-16, 3:49 PM #62
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
There's 2 Massassians by the name of Thrawn...

Thrawn42698 (or numbarz)

and THRAWN (the deaf guy)


Actually THRAWN is the one with the creepy smile.

Grand Admiral Thrawn is the deaf one.
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2007-05-16, 3:56 PM #63
Originally posted by Commander 598:
Seeing as how you would probably be an old man by the time you amassed such power and have the physical prowess of a twig, I will.

Sure, you can hold me in place...if you have at least as much raw power as I do, and enough power to continue to hold me as I expend almost no energy.

Crush me with something? I think i'll just crank up my own energy output a few notches, just enough that you have to put all your effort into containing me.

So basically, unless you have a large head start in getting your power, you would never be able to beat me with basic telekinesis alone.

Is it a Western cliche that TK must be applied directly? Why not just use the TK to throw and aim a wall of knives? Much like "Sniper" from Yu Yu Hakusho, of course his powers were a bit more complex (Hardness of an object, marking targets so he doesn't have to manually aim objects) and he carried a gun. (Another idea, use TK for perfect accuracy with a firearm).

But even then, it only works if your target can't dodge your attacks or is invulnerable to physical assaults.


Dammit. This is NOT an episode of Dragonball Z.
2007-05-16, 4:01 PM #64
Yeah!

If it was he'd hold in motionless in mid air, clench his fist and you'd explode,

Should I mention that you'd be a bald midget too?
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2007-05-16, 4:08 PM #65
Originally posted by IRG SithLord:
Dammit. This is NOT an episode of Dragonball Z.


Of course not, that show sucks in a very epic fashion.
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