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2007-05-19, 12:56 PM #1
http://www.fstdt.com//top100.asp

Giggle gaggle google
2007-05-19, 1:03 PM #2
Actually after reading most of these, they sound like people being ironic.
2007-05-19, 1:05 PM #3
Poor world. Oh well.

Just reminds how it would just be great if they were ironic, but nah, people are that dolty.

I still haven't got over Shelley the Republican... hrrr.
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2007-05-19, 1:11 PM #4
More like...unfundies.

amiright?
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2007-05-19, 1:12 PM #5
God, I was hoping it would be funny, but it's just sad. I mean, something as intangible as sin controlling the orbits of planets?

Y'know, having faith in a higher power is one thing, but having faith in things you just make up is another.
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2007-05-19, 1:22 PM #6
F***ing burgerboys.
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2007-05-19, 1:37 PM #7
I dunno, I kinda prefer the idea of having faith in something I made up to having faith in something someone else made up.
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2007-05-19, 1:41 PM #8
http://www.fstdt.com//comments.asp?id=18017

It's probably fake (too convenient), but the responses on the forum (not FSTDT, but the Bible forum it links to) doesn't make it any better. Either way, pretty ****ing sad.
幻術
2007-05-19, 1:46 PM #9
Originally posted by Koobie:
http://www.fstdt.com//comments.asp?id=18017

It's probably fake (too convenient), but the responses on the forum (not FSTDT, but the Bible forum it links to) doesn't make it any better. Either way, pretty ****ing sad.


Erm, Koobs, that was in the previous link... :rolleyes:
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2007-05-19, 1:47 PM #10
The one where the mother tried to "save" her son from being gay was really sad. The kid eventually killed himself. It's pretty much all her fault.
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2007-05-19, 1:57 PM #11
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
Erm, Koobs, that was in the previous link... :rolleyes:


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幻術
2007-05-19, 2:28 PM #12
Dear God...

Originally posted by freedomwarrior:
ONE OF MY FIANCE'S EX'S (HE IS VERY FAMOUS AND DEFINITELY A SATANIST) HIRED A TEAM OF WARLOCKS TO BREAK US UP, INCLUDING A COMPUTER EXPERT AND A PERSON WITH THE GIFT OF TELEPATHY(THE HELPER)


Originally posted by freedomwarrior:
I WAS MARRIED TO A WOMAN CASTING SPELLS ON MY DOG AND ME.
PUTTING POTIONS IN MY FOOD (GOATS BLOOD). I WAS VERY SICK WHEN SHE LEFT ME!

JUST AFTER SHE LEFT(AND JUST GETTING MY LIFE BACK) I WAS INVOLVED WITH 4 HIGH PRIESTESS' IN TOTAL.

ALL CURSED ME AND PUT SPELLS ON ME.
ONE TRIED TO GET PREGNANT AND EVEN DRANK MY SPERM.
幻術
2007-05-19, 2:45 PM #13
"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."


I'm pretty sure you can't have worse theology if you try. That's pathetic on so many levels. Idiot.
2007-05-19, 2:59 PM #14
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
Actually after reading most of these, they sound like people being ironic.


The mark of a real fundamentalist is that his statements are indistinguishable from irony.
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2007-05-19, 3:14 PM #15
Originally posted by Emon:
The one where the mother tried to "save" her son from being gay was really sad. The kid eventually killed himself. It's pretty much all her fault.

Can't you read? It was obviously that amoral therapist's fault, feeding that poor child diluted gibberish about how being a homosexual is "ok." That and it was the media's fault. Yeah...the media's at fault too!
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