Awesome!

Does it come in boxers?

Oh, if you fart will it create a metallic clang?

Well, I guess I have don't have to worry about my balls mutating due to exposure to radiation from a nuclear blast.

However... having a pair of underwear that protects a woman's "goods" from the radiation emitted from a mobile phone makes me kinda worried about what woman are doing with their phones these days. Yes, I'm aware that cell phones have a vibrator in them so no need to point that out

People still think cellphones give off radiation? Good lord.

Don't look at me, I'm not the one that made the underwear

They do. So do radios, headphones, keyboards, monitors, computers, stoves, televisions, cars, factories, flashlights and the sun.

It's just the wrong kind.

I radiated ur mom's underwear last night

Oh snap!

People who would purchase those are the same people who have no need to know their sperm count.

I wonder if the silver would insulate, creating a minutely lower sperm count.