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Sister in a porn movie.
2007-05-22, 11:41 PM #1
What would you do, if you were watching a porn movie, and suddenly noticed that the girl in it was your sister?
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2007-05-22, 11:43 PM #2
I'd ask if you were implying that you saw a porn flick with your sister in it. Then I'd ask for the title or a download link.
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2007-05-22, 11:47 PM #3
Switch to another porn movie.

The real question is what would I do if I saw myself in a porn movie. That would just be bizarre.
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2007-05-22, 11:47 PM #4
I saw a story like this posted somewhere, where a guy went to Thxgiving dinner with his family, and his long lost sister was attending, who he'd never met before, and it turned out she was a porn star and he had charmed his snake to her before.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2007-05-22, 11:48 PM #5
Erase it from my memory
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2007-05-22, 11:49 PM #6
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
I saw a story like this posted somewhere, where a guy went to Thxgiving dinner with his family, and his long lost sister was attending, who he'd never met before, and it turned out she was a porn star and he had charmed his snake to her before.


haha, that's twisted :v:
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2007-05-23, 12:16 AM #7
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Switch to another porn movie.

The real question is what would I do if I saw myself in a porn movie. That would just be bizarre.


Yeah, generally you have to have sex to be in a porn. ;)
2007-05-23, 12:22 AM #8
If I had a sister and such a thing happened, I wouldn't probably ever mention it, not to the sister herself either. Of course people can do with their lives what they want, but I suppose this kind of thing would be better left for the person herself to bring up first in a conversation.
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2007-05-23, 12:26 AM #9
I don't have a sister.

So I can't say what any of that would be like.
2007-05-23, 12:28 AM #10
If I had a sister I'd probably already know about it. My family is pretty liberal about those things.
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2007-05-23, 12:29 AM #11
Oh snap, Shintock! :P
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2007-05-23, 12:30 AM #12
First I would stop watching, because I don't need to see my sister getting jiggy. Then I'd tell all my friends, and then I would post about it here. :v:

Oh, and my sister is a lesbian. :awesome:
2007-05-23, 12:30 AM #13
Silly Finn. :P
2007-05-23, 12:32 AM #14
I found it, it was at somethingawful... So I dunno if we're not allowed to post somethingawful links, but if we arent...

WARNING, somethingawful link below with some adult content:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2191192
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2007-05-23, 12:33 AM #15
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
I saw a story like this posted somewhere, where a guy went to Thxgiving dinner with his family, and his long lost sister was attending, who he'd never met before, and it turned out she was a porn star and he had charmed his snake to her before.


It was a half-sister and it was Kacey (Keely Coles).

EDIT: Beaten.
2007-05-23, 12:53 AM #16
Originally posted by Jon`C:
It was a half-sister and it was Kacey (Keely Coles).

EDIT: Beaten.
Thanks for sharing. o_O
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2007-05-23, 12:53 AM #17
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
I found it, it was at somethingawful... So I dunno if we're not allowed to post somethingawful links, but if we arent...

WARNING, somethingawful link below with some adult content:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2191192


Atleast she's really attractive.


Originally posted by Jon`C:
EDIT: Beaten.


Best pun EVER.
2007-05-23, 12:53 AM #18
Originally posted by Jon`C:
It was a half-sister and it was Kacey (Keely Coles).

EDIT: Beaten.


In more ways than one, I'm sure! :P

I don't have a sister, so no worries. Now, I have a cousin who was a waitress and Hooters for a while. That could be problematic.
Pissed Off?
2007-05-23, 12:53 AM #19
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
I found it, it was at somethingawful... So I dunno if we're not allowed to post somethingawful links, but if we arent...

WARNING, somethingawful link below with some adult content:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2191192


HOLY CRAP THAT GIRL?

Oh lord she takes it 50 ways from Sunday.

Dude, that is totally something awful.

Edit: Quad post at 12:53, odd eh?
2007-05-23, 12:56 AM #20
:D SMOCK!
2007-05-23, 3:16 AM #21
Cry. If I had a sister.
2007-05-23, 4:20 AM #22
Ah I only just realise you meant close the window as in browser window...:downswords:
/fluffle
2007-05-23, 5:24 AM #23
Ya, cavey, your sister was in a porn flick, on top of me. Biotch.
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2007-05-23, 8:10 AM #24
Originally posted by Sats:
Ah I only just realise you meant close the window as in browser window...:downswords:

Oops, same. Would have voted for that.
2007-05-23, 10:09 AM #25
thirded
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2007-05-23, 10:41 AM #26
This is under the sumisation, if I had a sister who was a porn star, I'd not really be bothered as she made the choice herself - I'd be prepared to accept it, but make a point of asking 'I see you've become a porn star - but Im fine with it because you made your decision and well there is not more I can say but your my sister and I will treat you as a sibling'

I'd also have a bit fun at her expense and show it to my mates, but they would make a joke about of me and I'd get the 'Look at Neg-boy other there I've learned that his sister's a porn star!' She would be forgiven - but the parents would properly sling her out and I'd have to put up with her instead.

But if I had a sister that is :).
2007-05-23, 11:52 AM #27
If I was watching porn and my sister came on, I'd walk upstairs, grab the magnum, and bite a bullet. :suicide:
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2007-05-23, 12:02 PM #28
Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
If I was watching porn and my sister came on, I'd walk upstairs, grab the magnum, and bite a bullet. :suicide:


Before or after finishing?
2007-05-23, 12:16 PM #29
My head would explode.
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2007-05-23, 1:28 PM #30
Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
If I was watching porn and my sister came on, I'd walk upstairs, grab the magnum, and bite a bullet. :suicide:


That's why it's always important to watch the interview first.
2007-05-23, 2:18 PM #31
I hate it when people vote every option on a check poll.
2007-05-23, 2:31 PM #32
Originally posted by Jin:
Oh, and my sister is a lesbian. :awesome:


Very nice. How much? :D
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2007-05-23, 5:17 PM #33
Originally posted by fishstickz:
My head would explode.


Sounds like that would create a sticky situation.
2007-05-23, 6:04 PM #34
it seems to me that Cavey's looking either for advice on how to handle this situation, or justification for how he handled it.
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2007-05-23, 6:09 PM #35
I'm glad that not only did Cavey create a thread I considered not reading, but that no one has posted anything that makes me hate them.
omnia mea mecum porto
2007-05-23, 6:28 PM #36
Now thats just nassssty

I'm quoting that black guy from Family Guy

2007-05-23, 6:29 PM #37
HEY! p***y is p***y!! :argh:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2007-05-23, 6:36 PM #38
Originally posted by Ruthven:
HEY! p***y is p***y!! :argh:

I spoke too soon...
omnia mea mecum porto
2007-05-23, 6:49 PM #39
Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
If I was watching porn and my sister came on, I'd walk upstairs, grab the magnum, and bite a bullet. :suicide:


Why would you grab a magnum? You aren't going to get a VD from a porn...

Or am I giving you too much credit in assuming by "magnum" you mean condom?
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2007-05-23, 6:59 PM #40
...why would you first picture Kieran going for a condom when he says "magnum" followed by "bite a bullet" and a smiley shooting itself in the head?
omnia mea mecum porto
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