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How To Be Cool
2007-05-27, 1:37 AM #1
http://www.loganwhitehurst.net/LW/becool.html
2007-05-27, 2:17 AM #2
Bull****. The key to being cool is not knowing it. The key to being cool is not acting it. The key to being cool is not trying it. You just are. Plain and simple.

I guess what I'm trying to say here is, that's not funny. It's milking off of funny stuff that has been around for years, and it comes off as a lame attempt at somethingawfulish humor.
>>untie shoes
2007-05-27, 2:18 AM #3
Vin probably has some ultimate ulterior motive with this thread, but whatever.
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2007-05-27, 2:58 AM #4
Hmm...the guy telling me how to be cool tells me not to do what anyone tells me to do..."that is some Zen **** right there".
2007-05-27, 9:11 AM #5
The key to being cool is to act like stat.
:master::master::master:
2007-05-27, 9:14 AM #6
The key to being cool is to look like me.

Like the fonz and John Lennon had a lovechild, yo...
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-05-27, 9:19 AM #7
How now, a rat? Dead for a ducat, dead.
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2007-05-27, 1:13 PM #8
I'm sorry, but the secret to being cool is Leather Sleeves.

nope.
2007-05-27, 2:03 PM #9
that's some pretty horrible comedy
2007-05-27, 11:58 PM #10
1. Be Cool
2. ???
3. Profit!
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2007-05-28, 12:00 AM #11
I thought it was kind of cool.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2007-05-28, 12:24 AM #12
Originally posted by Connection Problem:
that's some pretty horrible comedy


The dude did say that they were jokes that were kind of lame to begin with.
Pissed Off?
2007-05-28, 1:06 AM #13
lol, sorry but I love that guy's stuff.

As for the cool thing.....:suicide:
2007-05-28, 1:37 AM #14
Dead people are cool.
幻術
2007-05-28, 3:22 AM #15
I'm not sure how to be cool but I'm quite certain it does not involve posting essays about acting cool on the internet.
2007-05-28, 12:57 PM #16
Originally posted by Koobie:
Dead people are cool.


Seconded. Brain tumors are obviously the coolest way to die.
2007-05-28, 1:44 PM #17
Originally posted by Koobie:
Dead people are cool.


lolz.
nope.
2007-05-28, 1:50 PM #18
:cool: :cool: :cool:
See? I'm cool :awesome:
:gbk:
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2007-05-28, 2:44 PM #19
You're only cool if other people think you're cool. Yet, it is uncool to care if they think you're cool. Paradox.
Wikissassi sucks.
2007-05-28, 9:09 PM #20
Originally posted by Isuwen:
You're only cool if other people think you're cool. Yet, it is uncool to care if they think you're cool. Paradox.


No it isn't. :eng101:
2007-05-28, 9:44 PM #21
Exactly. It's not a paradox because it's perfectly possible to both: not care what people think of you, but: they think you're cool. In fact, it could be argued that is precisely why they think you're cool.
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2007-05-28, 10:35 PM #22
A paradox, prehaps, would go along the lines: A person can be so cool that he becomes completely uncool.

Eh?
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2007-05-29, 12:19 AM #23
No, this is a paradox:
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Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2007-05-29, 1:47 AM #24
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
No, this is a paradox:


And the Rimshot Award goes to....

:drumroll:

SMOCK!

:applause:
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2007-05-29, 2:02 AM #25
Originally posted by Echoman:
A paradox, prehaps, would go along the lines: A person can be so cool that he becomes completely uncool.

Eh?


See Eddie Izzard and circles of fashion ;)
2007-05-29, 4:04 AM #26
Quote:
Exactly. It's not a paradox because it's perfectly possible to both: not care what people think of you, but: they think you're cool. In fact, it could be argued that is precisely why they think you're cool.


No, no, it's wanting to be cool that is the paradox. In order to be cool, you have to not want to be cool.
Wikissassi sucks.
2007-05-29, 9:34 AM #27
Originally posted by SMOCK!:
No, this is a paradox:


I DONT GET IT! ;_;
nope.

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