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Bizarre Ads
2007-05-30, 10:38 AM #1
I was browsing a site, and something really bizarre caught my eye... (see below)

So, post other strange ads/spam you've encountered.
Attachment: 16378/weirdad.jpg (108,283 bytes)
2007-05-30, 10:51 AM #2
.............................:o
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-05-30, 11:14 AM #3
Ever see the "tickle the fat retarded kid until he pukes" one? That was just as strange, maybe done by the same people.
2007-05-30, 11:17 AM #4
I saw a satire one that said, Accept Jesus and Get a Free PS2! :v:
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2007-05-30, 11:57 AM #5
Originally posted by ragna:
ads/spam


There's no need to make the distinction—there isn't one.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-05-30, 12:08 PM #6
I wouldn't consider google ads bad.
2007-05-30, 12:38 PM #7
<3 Adblock
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2007-05-30, 12:43 PM #8
Originally posted by Freelancer:
There's no need to make the distinction—there isn't one.

u r not clevr :eng101:
Advertisement:
A notice, such as a poster or a paid announcement in the print, broadcast, or electronic media, designed to attract public attention or patronage.

Spam:
Unsolicited e-mail, often of a commercial nature, sent indiscriminately to multiple mailing lists, individuals, or newsgroups; junk e-mail.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2007-05-30, 12:49 PM #9
Spam: Spam, Spam, Spam, SPAM, Spam, Spam, Spam, SPAMMITY SPAAAAAAAAM, SPAMMITY, SPAAAAAAAAM
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-05-30, 1:18 PM #10
There was one that had Bush and Saddam and it said: Out Knit Saddam.

I wish I still had the screen shot of that one. Yeah...
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2007-05-30, 1:21 PM #11
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
There was one that had Bush and Saddam and it said: Out Knit Saddam.

I wish I still had the screen shot of that one. Yeah...


I saw that one.


Also. I support the shaving of leg. :hist101:
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-05-30, 1:25 PM #12
Only ads I seem to remember are those "HEY LOL NERDS GET SOME PHEROMONES AND GO ON RAPING YEEHAW!" stuff that strike through freaking POP-UNDERS.

Durn Internets
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2007-05-30, 1:28 PM #13
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Only ads I seem to remember are those "HEY LOL NERDS GET SOME PHEROMONES AND GO ON RAPING YEEHAW!" stuff that strike through freaking POP-UNDERS.

Durn Internets


You bizarre bizzare little fin.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-05-30, 3:00 PM #14
All of the weirdest/most obnoxious ones are on myspace, it seems.
Pyro Universe The ultimate fireworks site!
2007-05-30, 3:34 PM #15
I think the "Are you gay? Take the Gay quiz!" is really bizzare.
Back again
2007-05-30, 3:38 PM #16
Originally posted by Bobbert:
<3 Adblock


Word
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2007-05-30, 3:51 PM #17
Originally posted by Lord Kuat:
Ever see the "tickle the fat retarded kid until he pukes" one? That was just as strange, maybe done by the same people.


That was rather rather funny :D I saw that one the other day.
/fluffle
2007-05-30, 5:32 PM #18
I saw an "Outfart the monkey and win a free ringtone!" one the other day. :confused:
.
2007-05-30, 6:55 PM #19
There's this kid and this big beefy general dude blowing into a tube, and a hand grenade is being blown in between them, and the ad says 'beat the general and win a <blank>'.... :downswords:
DO NOT WANT.
2007-05-30, 6:59 PM #20
Anything that involves a minor and blowing into a tube should be avoided at all costs.
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
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2007-05-30, 8:44 PM #21
Then it explodes in your face if you can't blow it into the general's face. Just, y'know, in case you were wondering what happens next. :)
DO NOT WANT.
2007-05-30, 9:25 PM #22
myspace has the strangest ads

>.<
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2007-05-30, 11:08 PM #23
Originally posted by MBeggar:
u r not clevr :eng101:
Advertisement:
A notice, such as a poster or a paid announcement in the print, broadcast, or electronic media, designed to attract public attention or patronage.

Spam:
Unsolicited e-mail, often of a commercial nature, sent indiscriminately to multiple mailing lists, individuals, or newsgroups; junk e-mail.


Advertisements are also unsolicited, often of a commercial nature, and plagued indiscriminately upon us all.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-05-31, 12:12 AM #24
enjoy paying for television without them
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2007-05-31, 12:28 AM #25
I would, were it possible! I do essentially just that by buying DVDs I want to watch anyway.

That's the thing. I will buy your product because it does something I need it to do and it's reliable and durable. I will do my own research based on FACTS and not based on 'cute' or 'funny' or 'stylish' advertisements—most of which have literally nothing to do with the product..good god.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-05-31, 12:53 AM #26
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Advertisements are also unsolicited, often of a commercial nature, and plagued indiscriminately upon us all.

Just wait until companies begin putting logos on the natural world. Camping trips won't ever be the same again.
omnia mea mecum porto
2007-05-31, 8:10 AM #27
This wasn't an internet ad, but on my way home from my girlfriend's every day I kept just catching a glimpse of this billboard. It was a beer ad, but I could never read the whole thing. I could have sworn it said "Goes down faster than a homesick soldier". This was a serious WTF moment.

It turns out it said "Goes down easier than a homesick gopher".
2007-06-01, 7:00 AM #28
Originally posted by MBeggar:
Spam:
Unsolicited e-mail, often of a commercial nature, sent indiscriminately to multiple mailing lists, individuals, or newsgroups; junk e-mail.


That's an old definition of spam. Spam is used to describe a lot more things then that nowadays
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2007-06-01, 8:31 AM #29
Originally posted by Roach:
Just wait until companies begin putting logos on the natural world. Camping trips won't ever be the same again.


I can't remember if it was an onion-ish joke or a real article, but I remember hearing an idea to cover the night sky in advertisements via projections and such. Regardless of it being a true article or not, I could see that happening eventually.
2007-06-01, 8:42 AM #30
Originally posted by Freelancer:

That's the thing. I will buy your product because it does something I need it to do and it's reliable and durable. I will do my own research based on FACTS and not based on 'cute' or 'funny' or 'stylish' advertisements—most of which have literally nothing to do with the product..good god.


What's your point? Not everyone is like you; people react differently to certain ads.
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2007-06-01, 9:50 AM #31
Originally posted by Deadman:
That's an old definition of spam. Spam is used to describe a lot more things then that nowadays

Isn't it the other way around, that nowadays everyone just thinks of e-mails, when they hear the word Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, SPAM, Spam, Spam, Spam, SPAMMITY SPAAAAAAAAM, SPAMMITY, SPAAAAAAAAM!
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-06-01, 9:53 AM #32
I think of canned ham.
2007-06-01, 9:57 AM #33
I don't know what to say about this one (it's dated January 28 2003):
[http://aglar.no-ip.org/llamadell.gif]
2007-06-01, 10:13 AM #34
That's odd. :awesome:
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2007-06-01, 10:20 AM #35
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Advertisements are also unsolicited, often of a commercial nature, and plagued indiscriminately upon us all.


you dont have to look at advertisements you know.

You make it seem like an innocent product advertisement is the death of the world or something :tinfoil:
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2007-06-01, 10:44 AM #36
i saw the same one but you had to trim the nose hairs :suicide:
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2007-06-01, 11:43 AM #37
Originally posted by MBeggar:
you dont have to look at advertisements you know.

You make it seem like an innocent product advertisement is the death of the world or something :tinfoil:


There's no such thing as an innocent product advertisement.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-06-01, 11:56 AM #38
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
I think of canned ham.


It's shoulder of Pork and Ham.
nope.
2007-06-01, 11:59 AM #39
You are so freaking paranoid its not even funny.


What is "wrong" with the ad I have attached? Yes I understand all advertisements are trying to sell you something, but that doesnt mean they're out to destroy you.
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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2007-06-01, 11:59 AM #40
Originally posted by Freelancer:
There's no such thing as an innocent product advertisement.


Girl scouts door to door with cookies.
nope.
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