Okay, so it all started in a wrestling forum on blamonet.

http://www.blamonet.com/vb/showthread.php?p=2349946

A post about the Ultimate Warrior.

Apparently he hires people to be his internet police.

If you'll scroll down, you can see me try and goad the ACTUAL warrior onto internet. (Screen name is Robert)

So anyways, the rep posted this;

http://www.blamonet.com/vb/showpost.php?p=2346173&postcount=6

So I responded, with;

http://www.blamonet.com/vb/showpost.php?p=2347104&postcount=10

and;

http://www.blamonet.com/vb/showpost.php?p=2347111&postcount=11

and;

http://www.blamonet.com/vb/showpost.php?p=2348123&postcount=16

No dice, the next post the rep posted was this;

http://www.blamonet.com/vb/showpost.php?p=2349946&postcount=17



So do you think it's worth having a former anabolic steroid abuser beating the crap out of me just to prove I'm not a wuss?

PS, I'm perfectly aware that this might be a scam. It has potential for massive hilarity however.

DOIT!

Personally, I think anyone who's any good at boxing could beat the **** out of most of these pro-wrestlers in an actual fistfight. They're entertainers, not martial artists. Not that I'm an expert or anything. But anyways, this is probably a joke.

Let's rape it for all it's worth

You mean kinda how Kimo Leopoldo beat the crap put of Bam Bam Bigelow?

You know how they have those illustrations of being brave and being stupid? This looks like an example of the latter.

Oh, and I seriously want to see this battle.

How and where would Rob meet up with this guy? I mean Rob has a life and has other things to deal with besides other people on ze int3rnetz.

No he doesn't.

Aren't you the one that keeps telling people that if they care about what people think of them on the intarwebs they're idiots?

yeah......

I voted no to bug you.

Yeah. Poor guy.

I would pay. Raise money for cancer. Or gigantic internet *******s.

I wonder who's sillier, him, or the people who took him serious?

I didn't read any of that internet tough guy anonymous crap, but I do want to see you get your *** kicked.

His official internet Policeman started calling you by a woman's name?

Jesus, this is like... actually it's like Rob.

I have no idea what this is about and will not be bothered to read it, but I'd love to see you get your *** kicked Rob. Can you record it?

Rob's an "internet thug"...

Heh...



I'm using that...

Also, yes, provided there is a video of it.

Heh heh... Roberta.

This is awesome. Please settle this in the ring and bring a videocamera.

Hahaha, that's not a lawyer.

here's what you do

go to the local gym
hire a guy
???
profit!

I'll box him for you. I've got ring experience.

Also, real lawyers don't post on message boards. They'd just send a cease and desist to whomever hosts the site, and, if it was a major company, they'd tell him to go get ****ed. The lawyer, that is.

Even I had to laugh at this.

Ouch.

i have a 10$ check i will send directly to you if you do this!

Hire chris eubank

Apparently the REAL ultimate warrior has now posted in the linked thread.

I'm still pretty certain it isn't him.


I think I'm just going to piss off who ever this actually is a great deal, and if it ends up in the ultimate warrior's official blog at some point I'll know it's actually him.



If it is him, I wonder if I could sell it to the guy to take to VH1. It could be part of a new reality series where The Ultimate Warrior beats the living crap out of people that make fun of him on the interent. Of course, part of the show would be like, atleast 3-6 months physical training paid for by the program with some famous celebrity *** kicking instructor.

The end match would, at the very least, be totally hilarious to watch.

That "Suprise Butt Secks" image rules and should be used more...

The "Ultimate Warrior" should be part of http://www.realultimatepower.net/

That's actually a cool idea. But would you fight (or get beaten by) by someone like Fedor Emelianenko as opposed to a pensioner body-builder?

Lawyers don't post on message boards.

Really. Why are you even entertaining the thought that it might actually be him?

Ultimate Warrior is a psychopath, and i vote that you continue to tease him untill this gets way outta hand. Also, you should spread the contents of that thread as far and wide as you can, and get more poeple to post.

Its just so ammusing to watch him argue with everyone who talks about him. And the way he talks about what a "strong" impact he has is hilarious. Id never even heard of this guy till you posted this.

None the less, if you get in the ring with this guy, itll be all over the news, and everyone will hear about this. Im sure hed love all the attention THAT got him, and more people could see how wacko he is. Assuming its even lagit of course, which i really doubt it is.

So i say go for it, take the *** kicking like you have a pair, and just do your best not to cry when some guy the size of a tree starts throwing you around a steel cage to show you how level headed and sane he is. The day after it happens, you will be famous as hell.

Or he will just have to make up an excuse for why it wont be happening, and there will be no doubt of it being fake, so the teasing can continue with out the fear of illegal legal action.

If its real: tape it, youtube it, and post it in massasi so we can all watch.

Because it would be funny as hell.

If you fight, you need to fight in a Massassi costume.

We have costumes now? Bah, how much? *gets out wallet*

No.

dot

Nerd with pubestache?

We have to have a contest.

Spandex? Yes or no?
Cape? Yes or no?

Obviously there will be room for individuality, but we have to have something to tie us together. Like the Xmen. A Uniform of sorts.