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Who would win in a battle royale between religious figures?
2007-06-07, 12:30 AM #1
No weapons, only powers.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2007-06-07, 12:32 AM #2
Ok.
2007-06-07, 12:32 AM #3
Satan. :)
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2007-06-07, 12:32 AM #4
Originally posted by Steven:
Ok.


Lemme get my poll up kakdammit.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2007-06-07, 12:35 AM #5
Wasn't that on Mind of Mencia or something?

I vote Shiva.
2007-06-07, 12:35 AM #6
Kali. 6 freaking arms.
2007-06-07, 12:36 AM #7
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
Wasn't that on Mind of Mencia or something?

I vote Shiva.


Oh yea, it was. But I forgot about that until you reminded me :downs:
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2007-06-07, 12:40 AM #8
I added the pope.
2007-06-07, 12:43 AM #9
Marduk.
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2007-06-07, 1:00 AM #10
Shiva, definitely. He and Jesus are the only gods on the list, and Jesus would turn the other cheek. A good philosophy, but not a good combat strategy.
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2007-06-07, 1:02 AM #11
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
Who would win in a battle royale between religious figures?

Apollo Creed.
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2007-06-07, 1:12 AM #12
Originally posted by Emon:
Ultimate Warrior.


Fix'd.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2007-06-07, 1:16 AM #13
Ted Haggard
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2007-06-07, 1:46 AM #14
Pretty sure it would be Shiva. Shiva, The Destroyer.
2007-06-07, 2:01 AM #15
Is that Brian of Massassi, or Brian from the Monty Python movie?
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2007-06-07, 2:56 AM #16
IPU.
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2007-06-07, 4:23 AM #17
http://www.adultswim.com/games/biblefight/index.html

Noah always wins. His stampede attack is crazy.
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2007-06-07, 4:30 AM #18
Joseph Smith. Dum dum dum dum dum
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2007-06-07, 4:53 AM #19
Everyone seems to be voting for Satan. But they forget that Jesus already proved that Satan has no power over him.
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2007-06-07, 4:56 AM #20
Other: Odin / Thor combo
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2007-06-07, 5:43 AM #21
Even if Jesus died in battle he would rise in 3 days.
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2007-06-07, 6:10 AM #22
Originally posted by Glyde Bane:
Other: Odin / Thor combo


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2007-06-07, 6:12 AM #23
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
nope.
2007-06-07, 7:32 AM #24
The FSM.

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2007-06-07, 8:04 AM #25
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2007-06-07, 8:38 AM #26
Originally posted by Isuwen:
http://www.adultswim.com/games/biblefight/index.html

Noah always wins. His stampede attack is crazy.


This bloke beat you to it Dud.
nope.
2007-06-07, 9:49 AM #27
Originally posted by Isuwen:
Everyone seems to be voting for Satan. But they forget that Jesus already proved that Satan has no power over him.


Thats a quite a good argument but Jesus will fight with only his wise words and okay he can lead, but Lucifer has many tricks up his sleeve and he'd get the help of his friends (The Four Horsemen) and a little bit of fire. He may have prove that Satan has no power over him, but the red guy does not just walk away and will try to get and claim revenge. Satan is not the one to quit and would try to use every trick in the book (he'd have aggro trying to do that to the Buddah however).

Thats what I think anyhow :)

The mere fact that Satan's a baddie gets my vote.
However Im bored of the good guys winning! :P
2007-06-07, 10:20 AM #28
The one true lord and savior Flying Spaghetti Monster would win.
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2007-06-07, 10:52 AM #29
Originally posted by Negative85:
Thats a quite a good argument but Jesus will fight with only his wise words and okay he can lead, but Lucifer has many tricks up his sleeve and he'd get the help of his friends (The Four Horsemen) and a little bit of fire. He may have prove that Satan has no power over him, but the red guy does not just walk away and will try to get and claim revenge. Satan is not the one to quit and would try to use every trick in the book (he'd have aggro trying to do that to the Buddah however).

Thats what I think anyhow :)

The mere fact that Satan's a baddie gets my vote.
However Im bored of the good guys winning! :P

Dude, Shiva is ten times more of a baddie than Satan.
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2007-06-07, 11:11 AM #30
You say without weapons, but Jesus can pull a freaking sword from his mouth, and with eyes like fire destroy the world.

Jesus pwns.
2007-06-07, 11:24 AM #31
Originally posted by Isuwen:
http://www.adultswim.com/games/biblefight/index.html

Noah always wins. His stampede attack is crazy.


If you spam the ten commandments as Moses, you can stun-lock your opponent tho.
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2007-06-07, 11:27 AM #32
Originally posted by Axis:
You say without weapons, but Jesus can pull a freaking sword from his mouth, and with eyes like fire destroy the world.

Jesus pwns.


End of the world Jesus can totally stomp everybody else. He can take on entire armies by himself.
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2007-06-07, 11:45 AM #33
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2007-06-07, 11:52 AM #34
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2007-06-07, 12:26 PM #35
Except Shiva's a dude.
2007-06-07, 12:29 PM #36
Originally posted by JediKirby:
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2007-06-07, 12:31 PM #37
Brian... the holder of the banstick and admin powers :downswords:
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2007-06-07, 4:27 PM #38
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2007-06-07, 4:59 PM #39
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2007-06-07, 7:03 PM #40
The Prophet of Islam. He was the only one that was an actual warrior.
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