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a REAL moral dilemma
2007-06-07, 2:39 PM #1
So I come home from work today to find that my neighbor has parked his for sale car in my yard. He has also been parking his trailer in my carport, which I have asked him to move over and over, and it's still there. In front of my yard I have a sign that says "NO PARKING, AT OWNERS EXPENSE CARS WILL BE TOWED."

He has also left the keys in the car...

So, I could have the car towed, move it for him, or ignore it.

MASSASSI DECIDES.
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MB IS FAT
2007-06-07, 2:41 PM #2
Key it, and have it towed. Or just tow it.... >_>
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2007-06-07, 2:41 PM #3
Take his keys, and then have it towed.
nope.
2007-06-07, 2:42 PM #4
Call COPS.

Make sure he isn't wearing a shirt.

Arrests ensue.
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2007-06-07, 2:42 PM #5
Do donuts in his grass and park it there.
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2007-06-07, 2:47 PM #6
... Why are the keys still in it? Sell it on e-bay.
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2007-06-07, 2:49 PM #7
tow it
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2007-06-07, 2:50 PM #8
Whatever you do, keep in mind you gotta LIVE with this guy as your neighbor...

2007-06-07, 2:51 PM #9
What kind of town do you live in to need a no parking sign on your front yard? :|

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2007-06-07, 2:52 PM #10
Originally posted by JediKirby:
... Why are the keys still in it? Sell it on e-bay.

Yeah, who in their right mind leaves the keys in a convertible (especially one that isn't being watched closely)?

Originally posted by Vegiemaster:
Do donuts in his grass and park it there.

This gets my vote.
2007-06-07, 2:52 PM #11
Originally posted by Greenboy:
What kind of town do you live in to need a no parking sign on your front yard? :|


I live in a fairly small town, but I'm about 15 minutes or so from Nashville. They have a flea market up the street from me every Sunday, and before I put that sign out, it got so bad that I couldn't get in or out of my own driveway...
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-06-07, 2:55 PM #12
I say when he's not home, take it apart and reassemble it in his living room :psyduck:
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2007-06-07, 2:58 PM #13
He just came out and moved it, I guess he saw that I was home now... I went out and talked to him for a while, and he acted like it was stupid. He said "well if that's going to be such a problem.... I just don't know about you..."

F***er.

Anyway, I told him it was never to happen again... I mean serious I have a NO PARKING sign, and he parked RIGHT NEXT TO IT...
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-06-07, 3:00 PM #14
I won :D

Idea was to put a sign that said "Free Car". Someone would probably take it since the keys are in the car. Not his problem anymore :P

But the car is gone, so it is over :(
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2007-06-07, 3:00 PM #15
Quote:
<gammasts> haha, I've got a great idea
<Baconfish> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q0vkjzT-Bc
<gammasts> big sign: "Free Car"
<gammasts> since the keys are in the car, someone will take it
<Greenboy> ..this is the best idea
<Greenboy> do that
Oh yes.

[Edit- Damnit Gamm you ninja'd me!]
nope.
2007-06-07, 3:12 PM #16
Bioshock.
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2007-06-07, 3:33 PM #17
Wow, he does seem like an ***. Call the cops on him and say he does drugs. He probably does.
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2007-06-07, 4:18 PM #18
Originally posted by landfish:
tow it


dot.

Although I like the "FREE CAR" sign, too.
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2007-06-07, 5:42 PM #19
Throw birdseed in the car.
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2007-06-07, 5:52 PM #20
Ooo...I'm remembering that one.
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2007-06-07, 7:18 PM #21
Originally posted by Bobbert:
Throw birdseed in the car.


This is clearly the option of choice.
2007-06-07, 7:21 PM #22
Originally posted by fishstickz:
Bioshock.


this post is relevant to my interests
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tofu sucks
2007-06-07, 7:29 PM #23
Originally posted by NoESC:
I live in a fairly small town, but I'm about 15 minutes or so from Nashville. They have a flea market up the street from me every Sunday, and before I put that sign out, it got so bad that I couldn't get in or out of my own driveway...

What town?

I love how you can be in Nashville and it's a very nice city, but you go outside of Nashville just the slightest and you might end up in podunk-land.
2007-06-07, 7:34 PM #24
Originally posted by fishstickz:
Bioshock.


<3
2007-06-07, 7:43 PM #25
Originally posted by fishstickz:
Bioshock.


You know, I saw the thread title and immediately knew this was coming. If it hadn't already been done, I'd probably have done it myself.
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2007-06-07, 8:08 PM #26
Yeah, your neighbor is a moron.

My neighbor used to mow his lawn with his riding lawnmower, but instead of using the reverse gear on his mower, he'd just ride over into my yard turn around, and go back - all the while the mower deck was down, leaving strange mowed spots, bald spots, and ruts in my yard.

I finally snapped and went off on him. He, however, wasn't an *** about it, and I apologized for the way I acted... a few months later .

Anyway, he doesn't do it anymore, and we live in peace and harmony. *throws flower petals and dances to the beat of a tambourine*

"Free car" sign is brilliant, though.
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2007-06-07, 8:21 PM #27
You drive a Jetta? Nice!
2007-06-07, 8:50 PM #28
Originally posted by Darth:
What town?

I love how you can be in Nashville and it's a very nice city, but you go outside of Nashville just the slightest and you might end up in podunk-land.


Arrington. I don't see how this is a bad thing. I can live here where it's quiet, and still be close to anything I'd need, and good jobs...

Originally posted by saberopus:
You drive a Jetta? Nice!


2003 GLS, love it. Do you have one too?
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-06-07, 8:51 PM #29
Sir, I don't see the BIOSHOCK option.

Perhaps there was a misunderstanding?

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