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Review: Call of Juarez
2007-06-10, 3:03 PM #1
(If you don't feel like reading, skip to the overall section)
Have you ever had one of those really cool friends who's fun to hang out with, but he always wants to go to the same bar and hit on the same women? Yes, it's fun, but if anyone has any better ideas, he gets pissed off and ruins it for everyone because he's the life of the party.

That's Call of Juarez except a videogame, and it doesn't sleep with your girlfriend.

Story
You are introduced to the main character, Billy, when you first get back into your old hometown of Hope. Having given up the search for a local treasure, "Gold of Juarez," all you want is to see your mother again. You're 17, half Mexican, and no one in town likes you. Of course, within the first 5 minutes you're enjoying the comfort of the local pub whore. And of course, you didn't pay. Suddenly you're solid-snaking your way through the old town, avoiding detection by the local miners who've been promised a half hour free "service" at the pub. Somehow you manage to get back to your old house where your mother and abusive stepfather live. As you approach the farmhouse, you hear screams...

You're then plopped into the role of the Preacher. A scornful, bitter man who sees God as his ally in whatever he does. The town of Hope is a sinful place, and the Preacher wants to redeem it. When the Preacher hears that there's gunfire coming from his brother's farmhouse, he races to find Billy standing over his own mother, and the Preacher's brother, both savagely murdered. This sends the Preacher into a blind rage, running to the church to retrieve his pistols and administer some justice to the rebelling town of Hope.

The rest of the game follows Billy's running and the Preacher's pursuit as you switch back and forth between the two.

Controls

Controlling the different characters is very similar, but they do come with some minor differences. Billy uses a whip Indiana Jones style to swing around in trees. He can also climb ledges and boxes and pretty much anything if you jump at it and press forward. While the whip can be used as a weapon, Billy can use firearms just the same as the preacher.

However, the preacher has the ability to go into a slowmo akimbo blastfest. While he can't climb like Billy can, he can take twice as many bullets, and even deflect bullets with his metal breastplate. You can also carry a bible in one hand while blasting in the other, calling out verses that pertain to the current gameplay.

Gameplay
I'll be honest. Billy's levels are boring, focus far too much on "stealth" when it's often easier to just blast your way through (Unless the level restarts because you do that) and can sometimes be absolutely illogical. There's many jumping puzzles, little to no ammo (I played on easy normal), and the entire time you're just itching to get back to the preacher.

The Preacher's levels are straightforward and pointed: Kill everything. The few times you have to do anything but tend to be a bit confusing, and are thrown in just to break up the action. It can be entertaining to use the slowmo, swap weapons for better or newer ones, and developing a playstyle that suits your needs. I sometimes felt like The Preacher was rambo, and I played that way too.

Gunfights are my favorite part of the game. A timer counts down and you can use Q and E to move back and forth, but you can't walk. When the timer reaches zero, you simply move your mouse down and back up and you've got a crosshair. In slowmotion, you have to aim and shoot before your enemy does. It's absolutely and completely amazing. Reminds me of the shootout in DUST the adventure game, but way better.

Graphics/Engine
The engine was superb. It has framerate issues on older cards, and the graphics are absolutely different from DX9/10 (I was running 10 on full settings with no slow downs.) but if you've got a recent enough computer, it should be fine. The graphics were sometimes a little underwhelming, but as a whole the presentation was amazing. Very Oblivion-esque but with improvements. I realize that the game was intended for the XBox360, but the reuse of the same farm for every farm in the game, the same door for every door in the game, the same thug/grunt for completely different bosses got quite annoying. I would've loved to see some variation.

Multiplayer
I didn't get to try the MP on my machine because I'm borrowing the game from my neighbor who won't let me use his key. I tried it at his house, but we all know how playing games on other people's machines are. Others are saying how fun the MP is, though. This might be a higher selling point than I know, so consider this.

Overall
The game is very fun. The story is every western AND videogame cliche you can think of, but the makers intended it to feel like a cheap western, so it definitely hit it's mark. It really feels like there could be so much more to this game, as the physics engine, graphics, the combat, and the different tools (Bow/Arrow, Whip, Dynamite) all are top of the line, but the gameplay hardly delivers. Your options and choices are so narrow that you only get to enjoy the tools given to you when there's been a well developed location for you to use them. Never was I able to creatively use the whip when it wasn't "time" to use the whip. Never would I have dynamite when it'd be to my strategical advantage, but instead when it was fashioned in a way I'd need dynamite. All of the tools and abilities in the game are fashioned in a way that the developers didn't NEED to make everything so convenient. The storyline would have really benefited from a user-element of control, but instead kept strict and straight. It gave me a nostalgic feel, as if I were playing a very old game. The days are long gone when we had to follow a single adventure path, Call of Juarez Developers! Let us have the freedom back!

Finally
I'd rent this game for the Xbox360, and maybe buy it for the PC. If the MP rocks, then it's most certainly a buy. If not, wait until it's at a lower pricepoint. You'll enjoy the playthrough, but by the end of the game, you might be sick of the same shooting in the same areas with the same enemies and the same "What do the developers want me to do now?" questions. Overall I'd give Call of Juarez an 80% rating.

[This wasn't really well formatted or anything like that, but I'm not showcasing my reviewing skills. Just giving my opinion.]
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2007-06-10, 3:19 PM #2
I agree with much of what kirb has said, I'd give it an 8.2. Now I'm going back to shooting indians in the back with a rifle.

That is all.
nope.
2007-06-10, 4:26 PM #3
Ditto.
Back again
2007-06-10, 5:27 PM #4
Wish it was for the PS3 too :\
2007-06-10, 5:30 PM #5
Haha, everyone point and laugh.
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2007-06-10, 5:52 PM #6
Haha, he bought a PS3.
nope.
2007-06-10, 6:07 PM #7
I played the MP demo which was quite good.
2007-06-10, 7:16 PM #8
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Haha, everyone point and laugh.


lol ur dad bought a ps2 with a "gigantic flatscreen" tv lolol

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2007-06-10, 10:47 PM #9
Originally posted by JediKirby:

Story
You are introduced to the main character, Billy, when you first get back into your old hometown of Hope. Having given up the search for a local treasure, "Gold of Juarez," all you want is to see your mother again. You're 17, half Mexican, and no one in town likes you. Of course, within the first 5 minutes you're enjoying the comfort of the local pub whore. And of course, you didn't pay.


HAHAHA, I never heard of this game when when you started that I thought it was a joke about SF_Gold... google proved me wrong... google prove me wrong.
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2007-06-10, 11:51 PM #10
Oh my god, if you read it that way you wake everyone in the house up laughing
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2007-06-11, 4:58 AM #11
For some reason, I felt that you were trying to sell the game to me with the line "it doesn't sleep with your girlfriend."

Lawls.
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-06-11, 4:59 AM #12
90% of the characters in it would.
nope.
2007-06-11, 5:00 AM #13
Originally posted by Grant:
HAHAHA, I never heard of this game when when you started that I thought it was a joke about SF_Gold... google proved me wrong... google prove me wrong.


Oh. My. God. I laughed loud at that. I think I just laughed out my pancreas.
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2007-06-11, 7:23 AM #14
Where is this available?

I want to try it. :P
2007-06-11, 10:47 AM #15
Originally posted by Jep:
For some reason, I felt that you were trying to sell the game to me with the line "it doesn't sleep with your girlfriend."


:-(
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2007-06-11, 10:53 AM #16
Awwww sad faces make me :suicide: !

Er. Edit : Spelling. Because sad feces are just wrong.
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2007-06-11, 11:00 AM #17
Yay! For HAPPY FECES!
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-06-11, 11:08 AM #18
Now I know jep's weakness.

(Ink my drawing)
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2007-06-11, 11:10 AM #19
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Now I know jep's weakness.

(Ink my drawing)


Ink your own, Tiny Tim. I don't have time right now.

In other news, party in your pants at fun o'clock. And you ain't god damn word to say about it.
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2007-06-11, 11:13 AM #20
When will you have time? I'm filming the first episode today and tomorrow, so I kind of need the logo before Thursday.

SO HOW ABOUT THAT VIDEOGAME CALL OF JUAREZ!?
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2007-06-11, 11:28 AM #21
Originally posted by JediKirby:
When will you have time? I'm filming the first episode today and tomorrow, so I kind of need the logo before Thursday.

SO HOW ABOUT THAT VIDEOGAME CALL OF JUAREZ!?


I definatly wont have time before then, pal, I'm ripping hair out over work enough as it is. I don't need anything else to stress over.

Sorry.

Still, you have the sketch, you can easily turn around and ink/color it. I've seen you work with illustrator before, babybuns.
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2007-06-11, 12:08 PM #22
The demo is sokay.

I don't like the concentration mode. It would have been cooler if would just let you point your pointer within the confines of your screen, and right or left click for what gun you wanted to fire.
2007-06-11, 12:10 PM #23
That's what the duels are like.
nope.
2007-06-11, 12:27 PM #24
Originally posted by Jep:
I definatly wont have time before then, pal, I'm ripping hair out over work enough as it is. I don't need anything else to stress over.

Sorry.

Still, you have the sketch, you can easily turn around and ink/color it. I've seen you work with illustrator before, babybuns.


Bah, that sucks. Promise me you'll eventually color it.
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2007-06-12, 5:12 AM #25
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Bah, that sucks. Promise me you'll eventually color it.


Someday, young hobbit. Someday.
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