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Smile!
2007-06-10, 8:02 PM #1
Can you tell the difference between real and fake smiles?

16 out of 20 for me :\

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2007-06-10, 8:08 PM #2
15/20
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2007-06-10, 8:10 PM #3
13 out of 20 correct

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2007-06-10, 8:12 PM #4
17 out of 20
2007-06-10, 8:15 PM #5
16 out of 20
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2007-06-10, 8:23 PM #6
Seriously, The Brits need to pay some average people to come live in Britland.

All the people in this survey were ugly. Especially that one guy with abnormally small mouth, I think it was #3... Wtf?
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2007-06-10, 8:24 PM #7
19/20
It's ALL in the eye scrunch.
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2007-06-10, 8:34 PM #8
14/20
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2007-06-10, 8:38 PM #9
That's mean 82. The whole point of this is to tell if someone is faking a smile or not. I'm guessing you got a low score because on every single "ugly" person you put "fake" because they aren't "pretty." And you need a good geography book.

Yeah it is about the eyes. Some of those laughs can be deceiving.
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2007-06-10, 8:40 PM #10
I got a low score because I couldn't concentrate on account of the ugliness

:( Ugly people should not be allowed to reproduce
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2007-06-10, 8:40 PM #11
... There are some horrifically ugly people in this, Warlockmish. Stop trying to be deep. It's not shallow to go "HOLY CRAP, MAN OR WOMAN!?"
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2007-06-10, 8:43 PM #12
I watched this show on discovery channel about a year ago.
It was all about these two midgets who had gotten married and had children, But the kids were normal sized.. Wtf?
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2007-06-10, 8:43 PM #13
Originally posted by 82nd_Fister:
Seriously, The Brits need to pay some average people to come live in Britland.


Not even. Just get them some freaking dentists.

(16/20)
2007-06-10, 8:45 PM #14
Yeah, I did notice a lack of dental hygeine with most of the smilers.

That and they all had spaces between their teeth.
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2007-06-10, 8:51 PM #15
14/20 Right
20/20 Ugly
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2007-06-10, 8:52 PM #16
11/20. :(
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2007-06-10, 8:53 PM #17
18/20. I feel special. But seriously, #13? WTF? Scariest mugshot ever. I thought he was gonna rip my heart outta my chest and perform some ritual with it. .(
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2007-06-10, 8:59 PM #18
#14 Looked like Gollum.
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2007-06-10, 9:04 PM #19
18/20. Paid no attention to the eye scrunch like Kirby did, but I definitely will be looking out for that now. I missed #4(blonde woman) and #16(guy with hair sticking up).

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2007-06-10, 9:06 PM #20
Originally posted by JediKirby:
19/20
It's ALL in the eye scrunch.


Exactly...although some were tricky with the eyes.

But not tricky enough: 20/20 because I rule. :downswords:
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2007-06-10, 9:27 PM #21
14/20

It's a C so I passed.
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2007-06-10, 9:40 PM #22
18/20

And yeah, it's all in the wrinkles that form around the eyes.
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2007-06-10, 10:04 PM #23
Smile like you mean it.
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2007-06-10, 10:22 PM #24
14/20
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2007-06-10, 10:23 PM #25
13/20

10/20 pedosmiles :tinfoil:
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2007-06-10, 10:40 PM #26
16/20

I really checked for whether the head moved or not. People who are genuinely reacting to something usually move or bob their head a bit.
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2007-06-10, 11:03 PM #27
19/20

put eyes as the part of the face that gives it away
2007-06-10, 11:15 PM #28
16/20. The ones I got wrong were all ones that I suspected, but since I couldn't play the video twice I kind of had to guess.

The biggest giveaways are the eyes and overall tension of the face. Also, if they appear to be laughing, and if they have trouble suppressing the smile, which is a sign of laughter.
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2007-06-10, 11:17 PM #29
14/20

Quote:
Ugly people should not be allowed to reproduce


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2007-06-10, 11:40 PM #30
9/20

Do I get a prize?
2007-06-11, 12:19 AM #31
Originally posted by Avenger:
18/20

And yeah, it's all in the wrinkles that form around the eyes.


Yeah, that's what I was thinking too, until I came to the Asian. She was immune to such tactics!
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2007-06-11, 12:28 AM #32
9/20
2007-06-11, 4:58 AM #33
Originally posted by 82nd_Fister:
Yeah, I did notice a lack of dental hygeine with most of the smilers.

That and they all had spaces between their teeth.


That's called a Londoner. :P

11/20.
nope.
2007-06-11, 6:15 AM #34
I didn't really pay attention to the eyes, per se, but I probably will now.

17/20
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2007-06-11, 6:29 AM #35
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too, until I came to the Asian. She was immune to such tactics!


The asian one was a giveaway though, cause Asians never smile genuinely.
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2007-06-11, 6:34 AM #36
17
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2007-06-11, 8:36 AM #37
13 of 20.
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2007-06-11, 9:23 AM #38
16 out of 20.

#13 scares me :tinfoil:
2007-06-11, 6:24 PM #39
13
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2007-06-12, 5:06 PM #40
It wasn't fair cause several videos wouldn't play for me, claiming that they in fact did... I still managed to get a 12 based on the initial pictures though.
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