This is amazing. It's a mobile phone salesmen with an amazing voice singing opera and wowing the judges on Britain's Got Talent. Take note of the judge's faces. It looks like Simon **** a brick, at least once, and Amanda must have had three orgasms by the end of his act. And she cried.
Edit: His semi-final act is awesome too:
Edit: His semi-final act is awesome too:
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.