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a funny thing...
2004-07-22, 8:57 AM #1
if you [in iwp 2] put in red5 pull out the devestater now hold down fire and scondary fire just as the bomb launchs release the secondary fire and youll launch 2 nukes

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It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Join the Army, Go to distant lands, meet interesting people, kill them!

Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium
2004-07-22, 8:58 AM #2
ROFLMAO! LMAO!!! ROFL!!! LOL! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

Huh?

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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited July 22, 2004).]
Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-22, 9:02 AM #3
Speak English, man.

Or Spanish.

Some language we can understand, not jibba-jabba.

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[This message has been edited by Da_Roosta (edited July 22, 2004).]
IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are one of the hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought our "Easy Sky Diving" book, please make the following correction: on page 8, line 7, the words "state zip code" should have read "pull rip cord."
2004-07-22, 9:05 AM #4
I believe you mean 'huba-jubaa' [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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Massassi - Muh-Sah-See
2004-07-22, 9:07 AM #5
How can you guys not get this joke. IT'S GOLD! HA!! TWO NUKES!!!!! AHAHAHAHA *grabs sides* AHAHAHHA A *falls off chair* AAAAAAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAAAA!!!

'splodes

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-22, 9:07 AM #6
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are one of the hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought out "Easy Sky Diving" book, please make the following correction: on page 8, line 7, the words "state zip code" should have read "pull rip cord."
IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are one of the hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought our "Easy Sky Diving" book, please make the following correction: on page 8, line 7, the words "state zip code" should have read "pull rip cord."
2004-07-22, 9:17 AM #7
he didnt mean it as 'OMFG THATS HILARIOUS' funny, SAJN. it's like "heh, well that looks cool" stop beign so... like you... its annoying how you take things so literally. i know you're joking... but do what i do. more than half of my posts arent ever posted because i x out of the window before submitting them. you know why? i chose not to post so much stupid and worthless crap. its just annoying and doesnt need to be posted at all. i suggest you take note.

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2004-07-22, 10:13 AM #8
ok sry geez ill post some shots of it


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It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Join the Army, Go to distant lands, meet interesting people, kill them!

Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium
2004-07-22, 10:15 AM #9
oh and sajn i have one sentence for joo
edited out

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It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Join the Army, Go to distant lands, meet interesting people, kill them!

Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium

[This message has been edited by imsoshort (edited July 22, 2004).]
2004-07-22, 10:18 AM #10
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by imsoshort:
oh and sajn i have one sentence for joo
FREEKING GROW UP!!!
1.its not a joke
2.youve been acting ...young lately
3.read above
</font>
Ah, irony.
2004-07-22, 10:21 AM #11
Mmm, iron. *slurp*

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Massassi - Muh-Sah-See
2004-07-22, 10:30 AM #12
well the image corner wont work...can someone plz help?if you can upload 2 bitmap images to your site it would be really help full thanks!

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It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Join the Army, Go to distant lands, meet interesting people, kill them!

Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium
2004-07-22, 10:32 AM #13
The bitmaps are probably bigger than 1mb so you can upload it, reformat the pic

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If you can read this you don't need glasses
nope.
2004-07-22, 10:34 AM #14
how do i reformat the pic?

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It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Join the Army, Go to distant lands, meet interesting people, kill them!

Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium
2004-07-22, 10:35 AM #15
open it in say paint then go to save as and put the format as .jpeg instead of bitmap


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If you can read this you don't need glasses
nope.
2004-07-22, 10:44 AM #16
it doesnt have that option it just has other nitmap types

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It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Join the Army, Go to distant lands, meet interesting people, kill them!

Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium
2004-07-22, 11:38 AM #17
[http://img21.photobucket.com/albums/v63/Omicron88/Save_as.jpg]
2004-07-22, 11:48 AM #18
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">FREEKING GROW UP!!!
1.its not a joke
2.youve been acting ...young lately
3.read above</font>


Here is one for your other thread I.R.O.N.Y.


Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">he didnt mean it as 'OMFG THATS HILARIOUS' funny, SAJN. it's like "heh, well that looks cool" stop beign so... like you... its annoying how you take things so literally. i know you're joking... but do what i do. more than half of my posts arent ever posted because i x out of the window before submitting them. you know why? i chose not to post so much stupid and worthless crap. its just annoying and doesnt need to be posted at all. i suggest you take note.</font>


Nothing wrong with speaking my mind. If everyone 'bit their tounge' and diudn't say anything nothing would progress or get done now would it? As long as I am allowed to speak my mind I will. Hate me for it, call it immature, but it isn't. I really don't care anymore.

I used to post topics that were really stupid, immature, and very pointless. Just like this one. I was so young I never really thought about what I was doing. Now, atleast 95% of my threads are helpful or atleast have a point. Same with imsoshort, he is 11 (or 12 I forgot..he told me once) and if everyone just bites their tounge and doesn't say "your annoying, this thread is useless STOP" he will keep posting and posting and posting until BAM..permabanned because he was annoying. How would I know? Because that's waht happened to me. I was banned for 'being annoying and making the community a bad place'. I didn't know I was doing wrong, I was having 'fun', noone told me, but I am helping imsoshort out now by telling him STOP!


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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited July 22, 2004).]
Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-22, 12:31 PM #19
notice how I EDITED MY POST!!!gah!
oh and you see the problem is i dont get those options in the pull down thing
oh and im 12 btw

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It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Join the Army, Go to distant lands, meet interesting people, kill them!

Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium

[This message has been edited by imsoshort (edited July 22, 2004).]
2004-07-22, 12:49 PM #20
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
I used to post topics that were really stupid, immature, and very pointless. Just like this one. </font>


and you don't think making posts like:

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"> ROFLMAO! LMAO!!! ROFL!!! LOL! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

Huh?</font>


and

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">How can you guys not get this joke. IT'S GOLD! HA!! TWO NUKES!!!!! AHAHAHAHA *grabs sides* AHAHAHHA A *falls off chair* AAAAAAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAAAA!!!

'splodes</font>


is stupid, immature and very pointless? You drone on about how you've grown up but then you go and post crap like the above and you wonder why no one takes you seriously or gives you another chance?

Likewise, whenever someones posts something disruptive in one of your threads you whinge and carry on like a pork chop. Yet it doesn't seem to register with you not to post useless crap on other people's threads. So either you haven't really grown up at all and just like boring us with repetitious and unsubstantiated claims of maturity or you're a whopping big hypocrite.

imsoshort: if you can't save as a jpeg using paint, either download Irfanview and convert your pics or check out this thread for more solutions.


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Run: forgetting passwords and stuffing up profiles on a regular basis.

[This message has been edited by -Run (edited July 22, 2004).]
Run: forgetting passwords and stuffing up profiles on a regular basis.
2004-07-22, 12:52 PM #21
i see a banning in the future....who will it be? see who tonight on FOX!
[edit i spelled stuff wrong]

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It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Join the Army, Go to distant lands, meet interesting people, kill them!

Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium

[This message has been edited by imsoshort (edited July 22, 2004).]
2004-07-22, 12:57 PM #22
To imsoshort, read the dictionary for the love of god. While your at it, get a concise grammar book to study.

Oh yeah, back to the point of this thread, I didn't understand the post.

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2004-07-22, 1:09 PM #23
someone close this PLZ!!!!!

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It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Join the Army, Go to distant lands, meet interesting people, kill them!

Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium
2004-07-22, 1:14 PM #24
SAJN, sometimes you're cool, but sometimes you can be a real *******. Your first two posts in this thread are not funny. At all. Posts like that only make people think lesser of you.

Now go plan another JK event thing.

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2004-07-22, 1:21 PM #25
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Chaz Ghostle:
Now go plan another JK event thing.

</font>


That's a thing, how's the Massassi map coming along? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
2004-07-22, 1:22 PM #26
1.) The posts aren't meant to be funny, they are meant for imsoshort to realize "Your topics have no points, stop making them"
2.) When someone posts spam and tries to ruin my thread I complain? And? If I make a spammmy spam spam thread and people rip it apart that's fine, if I make a serious thread and people rip it apart, that isn't cool. This thread is useless, it's basically spam. imsoshort won't stop posting spam unless someone tells him, so I am telling him now, STOP.

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">is stupid, immature and very pointless? You drone on about how you've grown up but then you go and post crap like the above and you wonder why no one takes you seriously or gives you another chance?</font>


It's funny that EVERYONE seems to notice the bad posts, and not a single one of you has said anything about my good posts. I love how you all feed of the minority of my posts, but you pay no attention to the majority of my posts. I dar all of you to go back on the forums, way back from when I joined (They have a site that lets you do that) read a few of my posts and then tell me I haven't changed. Because you all
a.) cling on to the past like a saftey blanket
b.) for-give-ness? what is that?
c.) Pay attention to my bad posts, but won't even comment on my good ones.
d.) you are vampires. you suck the living crap out of a post to make me look bad.

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-22, 1:22 PM #27
wow i started a flamewar!!! does this mean i get a free flame thrower?

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It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Join the Army, Go to distant lands, meet interesting people, kill them!

Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium
2004-07-22, 1:27 PM #28
Code:
start/message
VIOLATION DETECTED; ACCESS DENIED;
THIS THREAD HAS GONE TO HELL
end/message


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Massassi - Muh-Sah-See
2004-07-22, 1:27 PM #29
im now officily on sajns side i was gonna edit that and say "fiddle around and post your finds" but it was to late.


and everyone stop picking on sajn hes cool
and should know i got owned by him in jk

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It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Join the Army, Go to distant lands, meet interesting people, kill them!

Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium

[This message has been edited by imsoshort (edited July 22, 2004).]
2004-07-22, 1:35 PM #30
*shoots self, and thread*

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2004-07-22, 1:36 PM #31
I think Run and Chaz got it pretty well.

imsoshort--seriously, work on your grammar and spelling. I can't even figure out what your posts MEAN half the time.

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2004-07-22, 1:38 PM #32
i try to make them readable but well theres to many grammer nazis

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It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Join the Army, Go to distant lands, meet interesting people, kill them!

Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium
2004-07-22, 1:40 PM #33
Ok there are grammar nazis, but you're not exactly helping yourself by not making any sense.

If I was baing a grammar nazi, I'd point out that grammar is spelled with two a's or whatever, but if we're saying we can't understand ANY of it, that's soemthing different altogether...

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
2004-07-22, 1:42 PM #34
from this piont on i will not post anyomore in this thread
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It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Join the Army, Go to distant lands, meet interesting people, kill them!

Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium
2004-07-22, 1:47 PM #35
...and now I have to side-scroll.

You've made the baby Jesus cry.

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
2004-07-22, 1:56 PM #36
He pooped himself, too. That's a sin. You made jesus sin. You bastard.

JediKirby

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Proud Leader of the Minnessassian Council

Live on, Adam.
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2004-07-22, 2:00 PM #37
For some reason that's so much funnier than it should be...! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
2004-07-22, 2:09 PM #38
[edit: test]

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[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited July 22, 2004).]
Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-22, 2:12 PM #39
THE ONLY THING I HATE IS WHEN PEOPLE CONSTANTLY THROW THE TERM 'IRONY' AROUND AND THINK 'HMM, THAT SETTLES THAT, I OWNED YOU'... blah!


never mind.

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2004-07-22, 2:19 PM #40
side scroll time
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It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Join the Army, Go to distant lands, meet interesting people, kill them!

Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.
Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium

[This message has been edited by imsoshort (edited July 22, 2004).]
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