ok so i look out the window today and a see a brand spankin new Lincoln Town Car... black and its just sittin across the street. the windows are tinted so i cant see if anyone is inside it except the driver, his window is down and hes havin a smoke. half an hour later he still sitting there chillin. so me and my dad are trying to figure out what this guy is doing here, hes wearing a suit and sunglasses, kinda looks like a FBI guy or something.

i go up stairs and the car is gone, so i ask my dad where he went apparently he just took off. didnt pick anyone up or anything just left.

WTF

Have a magnet near your computer just in case.

It's 'they'!

'They' are watching you!

Stop asking so many questions. It's bad for your health.

What sucks is that you might never know what he was doing.

Back up all non-incriminating data, reformat your computer and overwrite with random data, then pawn off your hard drive and get a new one.

Sounds like someone's experienced in avoiding child pornography charges

MIB. Theres aliens in your house

They wouldn't do surveillance though... They'd bust in, find what they need, and nuralize everyone.

Im pickin up good vibrations
Shes giving me excitations
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Shes giving me excitations
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Just encrypt all incriminating data.

Or he got off of work, had a rough day and needed to blow off steam and chill out a bit. People do it all the time.


Or maybe your neighbor is a mass murderer and the only reason he/she comes over and asks for that occasional cup of sugar is so he/she is always appearing to be making cookies or fine desserts, instead of sucking the blood of the innocent and pumping sugar through their empty veins!!!

I like how we all jump to data infringement.

Cocaine? Never.
Murder? Why bother?
Terrorism? Give me a break!
It MUST be his warez.

Was he bald?

If he was bald you're totally ****ed.

BY HIM.

Funnily enough, the first thing that came to mind was the word "WTFzorz".

I've had this picture for months waiting for a day like today

That looks scarily similar to what I'd imagine our bank president may have looked like a long time ago...

It's Conan O'Brien.

*Jumps on the band wagon*