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Now THIS is how you stop a car chase
2004-07-22, 12:36 PM #1
http://www.cbsnews.com/media/2004/04/06/video610577.wmv

The Spanish know how to end those car chases.

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2004-07-22, 12:42 PM #2
woHOO finally some cops who dont give a damn about human rights people atlast!![THATS NOT SARCASM!!]
go spanish!

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2004-07-22, 12:51 PM #3
That must have hurt.... a LOT!

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2004-07-22, 12:53 PM #4
Spain obviously doesn't have civil attorneys that like to rape the wallet of anyone and everyone in sight.

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2004-07-22, 12:53 PM #5
NAH all his drugs would make it feel like a pillow...night night

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2004-07-22, 12:59 PM #6
Personally, I think he got off light. They should have bashed him for awhile with their clubs.

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2004-07-22, 1:36 PM #7
remember seeing this a few months ago on the news, just laughed and said about time....

if every criminal was dealt with that way I somehow figure crime rates would suddenly take a drastic decline....

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2004-07-22, 1:43 PM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by James Bond:
if every criminal was dealt with that way I somehow figure crime rates would suddenly take a drastic decline....

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2004-07-22, 1:45 PM #9
hey bond...ive never seen you before and your a mod!now i know who the mystery mod is

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2004-07-22, 1:46 PM #10
The bike should have been rigged to play catchy but annoying britany spears songs, then after he had enough, a small firecracker would go off just under the leather on the seat.

He'd stop.

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2004-07-22, 1:56 PM #11
Wow, that's pretty dumb. They could've just given him a bike with a barely filled fuel tank.

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2004-07-22, 1:56 PM #12
Sorry but.. OLD NEWZ!


But heheheh bWHAHAHAHHA serves him right. I have no problem with that at all. Threaten to kill two people and I dont see why he should be given any quarter.

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2004-07-22, 2:07 PM #13
People complain about cops being way too rough now of days, but they really arent..Take a trip back to the past....I have three words for you.

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-07-22, 2:14 PM #14
A hanging first if you were william wallace

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2004-07-22, 3:13 PM #15
Okay that is awesome

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2004-07-22, 3:26 PM #16
hahaha i just thought the bike would stop or fly back... but it just went into chunks... bwahaha. awesome.

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2004-07-22, 3:46 PM #17
If they did that here, it would bring lawyers running from miles around. A crash brings em' like a moth to a flame.
2004-07-22, 4:11 PM #18
Ouch. Can you say, rag-doll physics [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-07-22, 5:43 PM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
Wow, that's pretty dumb. They could've just given him a bike with a barely filled fuel tank.

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Considering he claimed to have a gernade, what's to say once he saw that the fuel tank was say, less then 1/4 full, he doesn't drive into a crowd, pull the pin and use the gas to make a bigger fire?

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2004-07-22, 6:31 PM #20
That was harsh.

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2004-07-22, 6:35 PM #21
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2004-07-22, 6:36 PM #22
Very interesting.

And slightly amusing.

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2004-07-22, 7:18 PM #23
Fuel counters can easily be rigged.

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2004-07-22, 7:20 PM #24
But once the bike would stop from no gas, the guy would be pissed that they tricked him and throw the grenade. it's not like he's gonna be "oh haha! ok guys you got me, i give up."

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2004-07-22, 7:31 PM #25
Is it just me, or does the guy sit up right after he lands the first time they show it? It gets cut off in the slow-motion replay, but the first time around I think I can see it. I also like how they don't even bother with a stretcher, they just hoist him into the ambulance by his handcuffs. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-07-23, 5:08 AM #26
Funny.

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2004-07-23, 6:06 AM #27
Correct me if I'm wrong..but that wasn't a cop that hit him..

I'm on a library computer with no sound, though - so maybe I missed something.

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woot!
2004-07-23, 6:23 AM #28
It was an unmarked police car

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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2004-07-23, 7:29 AM #29
Are these the same massassians that were complaining about a police beating after a car chase suspect surrendered last week?

Well, now that we have our priorities in order, I'll just remember that beating = wrong and near killing with a car = cool and funnay lolololol!!!11

For example:

Septic Yogurts response to the L.A Beating...
"Theres no real need to beat the **** out of someone like that, its just down to individual cops being *******s.
Police brutality is frustrating as hell because the *******s can get away with it so easily.

I mean, if the guy stopped and didn't resist after being ran down on foot, there is no need whatsoever to even lay a finger on him other than to put the cuffs on and ge thim in the car."

And his response to this:
"Funny!"

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[This message has been edited by Raoul Duke (edited July 23, 2004).]
2004-07-23, 7:51 AM #30
You know, that was a pretty expensive way to stop a criminal. When you factor in the cost of the car that he hit, plus the cost of the bike (that looked like a nice bike too) I'm sure there were cheaper alternatives. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-07-23, 8:07 AM #31
Raoul, he said "Funny." No exclamation mark. And He wasn't exactly not inebriated at the time.

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2004-07-23, 8:11 AM #32
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Thrawn42689:
You know, that was a pretty expensive way to stop a criminal. When you factor in the cost of the car that he hit, plus the cost of the bike (that looked like a nice bike too) I'm sure there were cheaper alternatives. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Like a sniper

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2004-07-23, 8:44 AM #33
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
Fuel counters can easily be rigged.

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Believe it or not but to have a fuel gauge on a bike is considered a luxury, I know because my brother who recently brought a new bike £8000 ($13600) has no fuel gauge on it and some even more expensive than that don't.

The type of bike the guy was riding was of a sporty variety, probably second hand and looked by the size of it to be no more than 600cc, most bikes like that don't have fuel gauges....you have to be getting things like Firebirds/Harley's/Gold wings before you start getting things like that.

so the whole point of this is that to check the fuel you have to open the cap and look at it....kidnapper most likely did this...

if your wondering, well what happens if you run out, all bikes have a reserve built in that lasts 20-30 miles, (normally enough to find a petrol station) that you switch over to when and if you feel the bike spluttering.

add one more bit of useless information to your brain.

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2004-07-23, 8:53 AM #34
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
Like a sniper

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I'll tell you what, why don't you go grab a high powered rifle, go sit in a window, and try to hit a guy riding a motorcycle across the road. I can almost garuntee you hit anything. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-07-23, 9:03 AM #35
It's alot easier to shoot him before he gets on the bike...

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2004-07-23, 9:21 AM #36
Oh no, it doesn't matter. These are Spanish cops, not the American cops. It's toooootally different.

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2004-07-23, 9:30 AM #37
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Thrawn42689:
You know, that was a pretty expensive way to stop a criminal. When you factor in the cost of the car that he hit, plus the cost of the bike (that looked like a nice bike too) I'm sure there were cheaper alternatives. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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It was probably from the impound lot, most likely it would've been sold at auction for less than they would care about.

As for damage to the car - insurance.

Jerk threatens two lives with a grenade, he got what he deserved. Maybe if he ever gets out instead of being all "OMG i need teh fix!" he'll work on breaking his addiction.

Otherwise I'm sure they've got plenty of other methods to crap on his "victory."



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