Vote. Let your words flow

All of the above, please.

Boooooooooooooze!

Boobies.


*Beat* I'd Appreciate Input.

And Koobies too.

Only if you don't lose weight.

Out of those, I guess porn.

I just realised how wrong my post can read.

Hurray for alcohol! It's a godsend after a long, frustrating day at work.

And before!

I thought this thread would be about boobies

Disappointment.

porn has boobies.

Ohh.. Right. My vote is for porn.

You can't touch porn boobies. No fun at all.

well its a debatable topic because if you look at all of the options you gotta think of each one very deeply and sincerely i believe that each of them has its pros and cons depending on the situation so using this logic i will narrow it down by weighing the pros and the cons of each one and deciding which one has the best pros and the least cons i will start with alcohol its pros include getting you drunk and making ugly women look like carmen electra in crotchless knickers alcohol is also good with food because if you chew something and it gets all over the inside of your mouth you can drink the alcohol to wash it down this is a good thing i tend to drink more than a lot of people when i eat sometimes a pint or two of water or beer depending on how much money i have cons of alcohol are that you get hangovers when you binge drink and they are very bad another one is the fact that alcohol ends up emptying your bank account now this may not seem bad but it can be frustrating after you nail a bottle of vodka and then you feel really hungry and all you have to eat is your own flesh thanks to the potato peeler you bought for when you make the moonshine out of the still you cant afford but damn its full of protein and on protein that brings me to pornography which is like a drama tv series or something but instead of plot character dialogue and narrative you have a lady with a sloppy crotch screaming at the camera and some dude grunting as he slips his junk into any orifice of your choice of course i am not covering all of porn here you also get porn where ladies do things to other ladies using stuff made out of silicon and you can even get porno where dudes put stuff in other dudes then if you want some really vicious viewing material some people out there enjoy eating poop and that is sick alas porn will not get my vote though because i am a total stud and since i have sex with thirty nine thousand women a day i do not need to stroke my penis and look at people screaming and screaming now brings me onto bad things which most people can agree are pretty damn bad back when i was in nam i saw some sick things such as my friend rebus hamilton getting his knees blown off by a monkey trained to use a corkscrew it was kinda surreal but i got over it although my thirty nine thousand girlfriends found it annoying when i woke up in the middle of the night screaming and trying to murder the pillow by using my fingernails as a makeshift knife however i may be interpreting this wrong because some bad things are cool like bad asses in films like james dean and that other dead dude who was so bad life rejected him all they did was spit on the floor and refuse to button their shirts all the way to the top some of them even made sweet love to girls but nowhere near as many as i do so i believe this one needs more clarification before i choose it because i do not like the ambiguousness of it but one man who was not ambiguous with his statements was clark gable who told his whore of a woman exactly what he thought of her malcontent questions involving her future now i suppose this man could be classed as a badass because he had a totally awesome sanchez rapist moustache and he died before john lennon even perfected his songcraft yet it is a solid choice because its a classic film and you always know he is gonna own that manipulative harlot with possibly the most awesome of putdowns of all time personally i plan on marrying one of my thirty nine thousand companions solely so i can tell her that frankly i dont give a damn and seriously she will be so damn upset that she might hang herself its a little bit harsh but its also very funny for the same reason oh wait did you just mean that option was for if you didnt like any of the others if so that is very strange because booze poon and badness are like a triumvirate of healthy living so after weighing up the pros and the cons i must admit that it took me about zero point two seconds for me to pick booze because im a raging alcoholic who drinks 5 bottles of vodka a week so of course i would have picked that one you stupid ******* did you really read this because you thought i actually considered any of the others?

That was painful to read. Awesome.

I almost gave up, but then I realized that it was a test of my manliness, so I persevered. I need some aspirin.

...:rolleyes:

Porno

The first time I had sex, I was scared. Scared because I was by myself.

Holy ****.

That guy may not be spe, but he is definotely awesome. My brain is bleeding.

ok

He's probably a Guantanamo bay interrogator. The guards are probably afraid of him.

The only thing i caught there was

'nuff said.

Holy crap, a post enough that I didn't have to take out a magnifying glass to see it! Similarly, it's a sentence long enough that I had time to think it over while I was reading it, before being rudely and abruptly forced to move on to another boring and bland sentence!

But frankly, my dear, I just don't give a ****.

nobody has answered my question yet

Hooray for eating right, sleeping well, exercising, and being healthy! Hoorray!

"Eat right, exercise, die anyway."

For some reason I find this pic hilarious, with her butt way up in the air like that