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#1 Threat to America
2007-06-26, 12:56 PM #1
Bears.
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2007-06-26, 12:57 PM #2
of the sea, that is
2007-06-26, 12:59 PM #3
Who's been f***ing the coral reefs?
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2007-06-26, 1:00 PM #4
I was SCUBA diving in Cozumel a few weeks ago. So I've got the HERP! They are the sluts of the sea, you know.
2007-06-26, 1:13 PM #5
You need bear patrols!
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2007-06-26, 1:20 PM #6
Everyone knows the real threat is raptors.
2007-06-26, 1:20 PM #7
Don't bother with spoiler tags on the first words of the post, we all see it when we hover over the title =p
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2007-06-26, 1:30 PM #8
Originally posted by Aglar:
Everyone knows the real threat is raptors.

[http://www.jonworthylake.com/Pictures/raptor2.jpg]

Not this one.
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2007-06-26, 2:55 PM #9
Originally posted by Aglar:
Everyone knows the real threat is raptors.
We've got a bunch of raptor bones where I work. I sit a few feet away from them and I'm scared!
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2007-06-26, 3:10 PM #10
Safety
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2007-06-26, 3:25 PM #11
vid
2007-06-26, 3:33 PM #12
[http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/5882/1140qu6.jpg]
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2007-06-26, 3:39 PM #13
they smell the menstruation
2007-06-26, 3:50 PM #14
True story.
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2007-06-27, 6:47 AM #15
What if the bears and the velociraptors mated?

[http://www.dinosauri.info/images/velociraptor_1.jpg] + [http://www.great-victory1945.ru/bear_cavalry2.jpg] = ???

I, for one, welcome our new Velocibear overlords.
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2007-06-27, 6:56 AM #16
But aren't bears and Raptors natural enimies?
nope.
2007-06-27, 7:27 AM #17
Aren't raptors natural enemies of everything?
2007-06-27, 7:31 AM #18
What about OTHER RAPTORS?
nope.
2007-06-27, 7:32 AM #19
DA BEARS
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2007-06-27, 7:34 AM #20
Originally posted by Baconfish:
What about OTHER RAPTORS?


Only enemies when all other life has previously been eaten and/or destroyed.
2007-06-27, 8:23 AM #21
How come there are teddy bears but no teddy raptors? :argh:
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2007-06-27, 8:36 AM #22
THREAD BACK ON TRACK
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2007-06-27, 8:40 AM #23
What's this? A terrirsts bringing bears of mass destruction into our country?
2007-06-27, 9:00 AM #24
Bears and raptors have nothing on lazer-wielding dolphins.
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2007-06-27, 9:03 AM #25
when i was a kid i had a cuddly raptor.
2007-06-27, 2:31 PM #26
You guys have it all wrong. Raptors are only natural enemies of humans. They're only out to conquer the human race, not destroy everything.
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2007-06-27, 5:03 PM #27
They can friggin' open doors.
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2007-06-27, 5:24 PM #28
Bears are the #1 threat to America, but raptors are a threat to everywhere.
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2007-06-27, 6:35 PM #29
I'm glad we got to the bottom of this.
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2007-06-27, 6:42 PM #30
I dunno... I might still have to go with thinking that the Wii might be one of the greatest threats to America.
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2007-06-27, 7:50 PM #31
I think this blows the threat detector out of the water.

Or well, maybe just blows it up, if it weren't in the water.
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2007-06-27, 8:47 PM #32
[http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n127/xMasterKatarnx/bear-infestation.jpg]
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2007-06-27, 9:27 PM #33
Originally posted by Andrew L:
engrish


Do they need to make everything adorable and/or cutesy?
2007-06-27, 9:50 PM #34
Seriously, that's just going to make people think an area infested by bear is a good thing.
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2007-06-27, 10:06 PM #35
Originally posted by Warlockmish:
They can friggin' open doors.


That makes them more powerful than the aliens in Signs.
2007-06-27, 10:16 PM #36
It makes them almost more powerful than humans. It's only a matter of time before they invent thumb-gloves, and then we're screwed!
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2007-06-27, 10:37 PM #37
Hahaha.:P
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2007-06-27, 10:54 PM #38
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-06-27, 10:56 PM #39
If bears can ride bikes, and raptors can open doors... should we hide in a giant pickle jar?
2007-06-27, 11:08 PM #40
No WE FIGHT!

Bears: [http://www.long-expeditions.de/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_488080/DIR_502727/mace-bear-spray.jpg]

Raptors:[http://beyondtherim.meisheid.com/wp-images/emptytomb.jpg]
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