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I came out of the closet today
2007-06-28, 1:31 PM #1
Yep, my family knows I don't believe in god. My mom came up stairs crying the "I failed as a mother!" bit after my sister told her. I'm not sure if my dad knows but I weigh a 15% chance that he will throw a fit and way to cut me off.

Wonderful. :suicide:
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2007-06-28, 1:35 PM #2
I did that last.. november or so. My mom called me one of those damned satanists that beleive apes made us.

o.0
2007-06-28, 1:35 PM #3
My mother never said "I failed as a mother!", fortunately, but she did just about everything else. She cried, wouldn't stop bugging me for answers to her inane questions.

My father was awesome. The subject came up over dinner out in a restaurant. It was just the two of us, and I leveled with him. It was a very pleasant conversation, and he expressed some of his doubts to me.

Funny thing is, my mother came around recently and no longer believes in her church (though she still believes in god). The only religious person left in my entire family is my sister. My brother, my parents, my grandparents, etc., do not go to church at all. Not sure how many of them believe in god, though. I suspect my brother is completely ignostic, though I've never talked to him about it.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-06-28, 1:36 PM #4
Edit : Removed crazy caps crap

In all seriousness, thats just idiotic. What ever happened to believing in what you will?

Blind religious fools.
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2007-06-28, 1:38 PM #5
Damn you Americans are nuts.

I had two months before my confirmation camp when I got annoyed and whined about how useless the whole thing was to me because I didn't believe. They didn't really care, though. Then again, in my family there's always subtle mockery going on and I've got my fair share of "you'll burn in hell... just kidding, but your arm is on fire".

Got to love de facto atheist states.

Still haven't separated from the church either. Maybe before I leave to Mozambique or something.
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2007-06-28, 1:40 PM #6
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Damn you Americans are nuts.


For once I have to strongly agree. :P
nope.
2007-06-28, 1:42 PM #7
If I didn't believe in God my grandma would probably be upset, but she certainly wouldn't be bringing hell upon me.
2007-06-28, 1:45 PM #8
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Funny thing is, my mother came around recently and no longer believes in her church (though she still believes in god).

Hahaha, mormons. :v:
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2007-06-28, 1:46 PM #9
They make it pretty easy to not believe in them.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-06-28, 1:50 PM #10
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Still haven't separated from the church either. Maybe before I leave to Mozambique or something.


D: but then we won't be religion brothers!
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2007-06-28, 1:57 PM #11
Maybe Emon's mom will put a jihad on him.
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-06-28, 2:02 PM #12
My parents are totally atheistic. So yeah.
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2007-06-28, 2:05 PM #13
wow, my dad would be upset if I announced i'd found religion :P
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2007-06-28, 2:07 PM #14
Originally posted by - Tony -:
My parents are totally atheistic. So yeah.


ditto. In fact, my whole family is.
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2007-06-28, 2:13 PM #15
As far as I'm aware, my parents have always been perfectly content to let me decide for myself whether or not to believe in a religion, which I think is pretty cool of them.
2007-06-28, 2:14 PM #16
Wow. I didn't know there were people who were so uptight about religion. I could cuss off god all day long and my parents wouldn't care.

2007-06-28, 2:26 PM #17
Geez Louise!

I'll let FGR do the talking for me.
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2007-06-28, 2:29 PM #18
Some families get desperate for their gay sons that they send them to strip clubs.

Well good to know you accept who you are, and don't worry in time your family will accept it.

I am Christian, but I do believe some of the things are questionable. (Does that make me agnostic?)
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2007-06-28, 2:40 PM #19
Originally posted by Warlockmish:
Some families get desperate for their gay sons that they send them to strip clubs.

Well good to know you accept who you are, and don't worry in time your family will accept it.

I am Christian, but I do believe some of the things are questionable. (Does that make me agnostic?)


I don't think you understand what the thread is about.
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2007-06-28, 2:49 PM #20
Originally posted by Emon:
Yep, my family knows I don't believe in god. My mom came up stairs crying the "I failed as a mother!" bit after my sister told her. I'm not sure if my dad knows but I weigh a 15% chance that he will throw a fit and way to cut me off.

Wonderful. :suicide:


Now tell them you're gay and in love with a black man.
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2007-06-28, 2:51 PM #21
I like homosexual nerds.

WTF.

My parents are okay, but not exactly overjoyed.

My parents are the proper sort of mormons.
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2007-06-28, 3:00 PM #22
So... Emon is gay?
2007-06-28, 3:12 PM #23
I'm gayer:

ALL ABOARD!

(but no really my whole family are as cheerfully agnostic as I am :) )
2007-06-28, 3:33 PM #24
Originally posted by Reid:
So... Emon is gay?

Reid can't read. :downswords:
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2007-06-28, 3:36 PM #25
Hehe, this turned into a gay thread halfway through.
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2007-06-28, 3:38 PM #26
Whatever happened to freedom of religion? XD


(The failed as a mother thing... I'm not sure wether to laugh or weep at that... or get angry... hmm, she ought to realise there's nothing wrong with having another... or no religion)
Seishun da!
2007-06-28, 4:04 PM #27
My father was happy when I told him I don't believe in God. My mother was indifferent.
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2007-06-28, 4:06 PM #28
Hey tony nice sig
2007-06-28, 6:17 PM #29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Aq00yJSxo (LANGUAGE WARNING!!! ZOMG!!! O.o)

this thread reminded me of it :psyduck:
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2007-06-28, 6:21 PM #30
Wow @ vid. Seriously, your country is insane.
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2007-06-28, 7:21 PM #31
I'm not leaving this thread until you tell me that you're gay, Emon. I demand my thread's worth. :colbert:

The only person that might have a problem would be my grandmother. But she'd still love me to death anyway. ****, she doesn't give a **** if two men stick it in the pooper or not. She's one of the sane Catholics. Not to mention her good friend Sister Paulea is like a saint.

But I still believe in well I guess you can call it God.
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2007-06-28, 7:32 PM #32
Originally posted by Pedro T Hutt:
hmm, she ought to realise there's nothing wrong with having another... or no religion)

It's not an issue of freedom of religion, it's just that she thinks I might go to hell now.
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2007-06-28, 7:41 PM #33
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
I'm not leaving this thread until you tell me that you're gay, Emon. I demand my thread's worth. :colbert:

I'm a 2, maybe 2.5 on the Kinsey scale, does that count?
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2007-06-28, 8:29 PM #34
Originally posted by Emon:
It's not an issue of freedom of religion, it's just that she thinks I might go to hell now.

There was this girl I knew in high school that I saw recently. Her parents basically condemned her to hell because she decided to get her navel pierced. I mean like she was in league with the devil or something to them. And you know how having such fundie parents turned out? She married a person who basically has 100% literally control over her life. She cannot eat, sleep, drink, talk, travel with out his complete approval. In one night, I watched progress regress some 400 years.

I hate humanity sometimes.
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2007-06-28, 10:22 PM #35
everyone believes in god in a foxhole
2007-06-28, 10:23 PM #36
Wrong.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2007-06-28, 10:24 PM #37
God is in a foxhole?
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2007-06-28, 10:37 PM #38
There are no atheists in foxholes, in the sense that atheists in foxholes have better things to think about than "Hmm, yes, I stand firm in my conviction that there is no god"

:psyduck:
2007-06-29, 12:04 AM #39
4th grade, during religious class: "Hay I wonder why Amanda and Dave get to sit in the other room while we study these silly fairytales. Dave, why are you sitting in the other room?"
Dave: "Because I got my parents to write me a note saying I don't want to do the class."
Me: "Holy ****, I didn't know we could do that. Can we do that with maths, too?"

And life's been good ever since. :awesome:
2007-06-29, 12:12 AM #40
Oh my god, are you god?
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