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My Sister: velociraptor
2007-06-28, 6:26 PM #1
So my girlfriend and I are in the habit of doing the following in public, which I assure you brings quite a few stares.

My sister saw us doing this back and forth to each other the other day, and now she is imitating. So without further adieu, I bring you my sister, happydudette, the velociraptor.

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2007-06-28, 6:28 PM #2
umm... yay?
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2007-06-28, 6:32 PM #3
That was scary.:gonk:
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2007-06-28, 6:33 PM #4
emmm... she looks so much like you

also, i can just picture you and your gf doing that to each other in public...

i probably wouldn't stare, but i'd think 'oh god'
2007-06-28, 6:34 PM #5
She shares your jewish nose.
nope.
2007-06-28, 6:35 PM #6
It's the kind of thing. If you saw it in public. You'd pretend you didn't see it and walk on.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2007-06-28, 6:39 PM #7
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2007-06-28, 6:43 PM #8
Wow.
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2007-06-28, 7:21 PM #9
Hell, I'd jump a mile if I saw someone do that.
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2007-06-28, 7:28 PM #10
Hey your sister looks Jewish.

How old is she? Does she have a boyfriend? Does she like sushi? How does she feel about fuzzy handcuffs?
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2007-06-28, 7:32 PM #11
So is that you or your girlfriend in that video?
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2007-06-28, 7:33 PM #12
Originally posted by Emon:
So is that you or your girlfriend in that video?


Both.
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2007-06-28, 7:42 PM #13
Oh wait, it's your sister...
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2007-06-28, 7:53 PM #14
All three?
2007-06-28, 8:47 PM #15
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2007-06-28, 8:51 PM #16
single?
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2007-06-28, 9:06 PM #17
Hehe, I had my speakers turned up way too much for that.

She looks a lot like you, Dudface.
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2007-06-29, 12:32 AM #18
See, I was hoping for full-on mauling of other people and jumping through windows and generally being a terror. Not someone hissing. :psyduck:
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2007-06-29, 1:03 AM #19
Originally posted by JediKirby:
single?


Good point; This seems like a valid question.
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2007-06-29, 2:10 AM #20
i've already state i'd give dud the bigsex... it goes double for his sister
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2007-06-29, 2:23 AM #21
"Hey sis, I posted that video of you on a forum and all the nerds are now fapping over you."
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2007-06-29, 8:54 AM #22
You are not doing the Velociraptor, you are doing the Dilophosaurus... the dinosaur that spits venom in Jurassic Park.
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2007-06-30, 11:38 PM #23
Party pooper.
Little angel go away
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I'll never hear a word you say
2007-07-01, 6:41 PM #24
Pooper Party
2007-07-02, 3:49 PM #25
Like a foam party...but with poop.
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
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I'll never hear a word you say
2007-07-02, 10:48 PM #26
I was totally going to post about how that was a dilophesaurus as well :/

And strangely, my friend and I have been known to do this too, although we make the frill around our neck instead of our face. We call it the Jazz Frill because we all know that the dilophesauras was /totally/ FABULOUS! [In a George Takei sort of fashion].

We also occasionally engage in T-Rex Fights, where you press your elbows together against your sternum so that you can only move your forearms/wrists/hands and then flail away.

Jurassic Park was a very formative novel in my youth :o
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2007-07-02, 10:54 PM #27
Does she have a phone number?
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2007-07-03, 6:57 AM #28
Originally posted by Dormouse:

We also occasionally engage in T-Rex Fights, where you press your elbows together against your sternum so that you can only move your forearms/wrists/hands and then flail away.


Booo, doesn't work for me. Too much in the way of my sternum! :argh:
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2007-07-03, 8:51 AM #29
You got some short arms if you can press your elbows against your sternum... yeow

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