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Chris Benoit

2007-06-29, 1:50 PM #1

Rob

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I don't see one of these.

To sum the events up;

"The 40-year-old champion strangled his wife, Nancy Benoit, and suffocated his 7-year-old son Daniel, authorities said, before he hanged himself on a portable weight machine inside his lavish home outside Atlanta. Police have said no motive has been determined."

Anabolic steroids have also been found in his home. But really, I could give a rats *** about any of that. What jiggles my giblets about this case is that Wikipedia knew about it before the authorities did.

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Discuss.

2007-06-29, 1:53 PM #2

Nikumubeki

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Ok.

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2007-06-29, 2:04 PM #3

finity5

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hurrah

2007-06-29, 2:05 PM #4

ECHOMAN

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Seems like a big coincedence.

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2007-06-29, 2:32 PM #5

Avenger

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Yep.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20070629/en_tv_eo/76cd40b1_c8fe481e_adf7_75342c923b6d;_ylt=Aq8HNcDeekbHOEwgvhypBFdpMhkF

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2007-06-29, 2:42 PM #6

Michael MacFarlane

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Statement from the Wiki editor, in case anyone's interested. It's #13 in the index.

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2007-06-29, 2:43 PM #7

82nd_Fister

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The bit about Steroids is ridiculous. That's like blaming Mountain Dew for kids being hyperactive.

It's not the Steroids, it's the misuse of Steroids.

Plus, they didn't prove that Steroids were the cause, and furthermore He made a concious decision to kill his wife and kid.

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2007-06-29, 2:52 PM #8

Avenger

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Wow, you don't sound like someone trying to justify his own use of the juice.

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2007-06-29, 2:52 PM #9

Jay

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I don't think the police would be stupid to enough to say "lol steroids...must be cauz".

From what that says, he strangled them in times apart. If it was steroids, he would have killed them both near the same time.

2007-06-29, 2:56 PM #10

llibja

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2007-06-29, 2:58 PM #11

82nd_Fister

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Originally posted by Avenger:

Wow, you don't sound like someone trying to justify his own use of the juice.

Nah..

My buddy and I watched "Pumping Iron" the other day and he was like "Dude, We gotta juice when we get back to the states"

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2007-06-29, 3:46 PM #12

Connection Problem

He broke your intarwebs.

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2007-06-29, 4:02 PM #13

Darkjedibob

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Originally posted by RotM_igotissues:

zomg seizure :psyduck:

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2007-06-29, 4:11 PM #14

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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Originally posted by Anovis:

If it was steroids, he would have killed them both near the same time.

Explain how you know this.

[edit]i've been using Chris Benoit as a verb, its awesome.[/edit]

2007-06-29, 4:39 PM #15

IRG SithLord

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Originally posted by Avenger:

Wow, you don't sound like someone trying to justify his own use of the juice.

Except he's 100% right. Benoit ****ed up.

2007-06-29, 6:11 PM #16

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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Originally posted by Connection Problem:

[ Benoit / Wayne Brady Pic ]

That picture isn't really funny. He murdered his wife and son, how is that worth joking about?

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2007-06-29, 6:22 PM #17

BombayZeus

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Agreed

2007-06-29, 6:31 PM #18

TheCarpKing

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How is it not? Sadness must be overcome with mirth.

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2007-06-29, 6:59 PM #19

Michael MacFarlane

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You guys are *******s.

Yeah, I laughed.

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2007-06-29, 7:24 PM #20

Antony

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Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:

That picture isn't really funny. He murdered his wife and son, how is that worth joking about?

Yeah I'm struggling to find the humor in that as well.

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2007-06-29, 8:05 PM #21

Darkjedibob

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Some people deal using humor. Sometimes it's the only way to stay sane.

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2007-06-29, 8:13 PM #22

JediKirby

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Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:

You guys are *******s.

Yeah, I laughed.

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2007-06-29, 9:17 PM #23

Grant

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Apparently he was from Edmonton and frequently went to our theater, One of my managers ran his daughters birthday party.

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2007-06-29, 9:50 PM #24

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

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Originally posted by Avenger:

Wow, you don't sound like someone trying to justify his own use of the juice.

He is.