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So apparently midgets are birthed...

2007-07-06, 12:57 AM #1

Roach

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...according to Kirby who says it's his birthday. I always figured they came from eggs...deformed eggs. He's 19 or something. Or 9 1/2 in human years.

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2007-07-06, 1:02 AM #2

JediKirby

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Yeah, I don't believe it either. My mom even cut her stomach open like I'd believe it was a Cesarean Section. What a sneaky lady.

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2007-07-06, 1:12 AM #3

Roach

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If she was a virgin at the time, we could compare you to not only eastern gods for the lack of vaginal birth, but Jesus as well! All hail the midget lord!

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2007-07-06, 1:20 AM #4

JediKirby

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I can wheel on water.

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2007-07-06, 5:03 AM #5

Martyn

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I float!

2007-07-06, 6:19 AM #6

Jep

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I can poop in water and watch it float...

:awesome:

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2007-07-06, 8:32 AM #7

Aglar

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Come to Canada, you can drink legally now.

Happy Birthday.

2007-07-06, 11:56 AM #8

Dj Yoshi

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/me lights kirby's wheelchair on fire

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

D E A T H

2007-07-06, 12:06 PM #9

saberopus

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2007-07-06, 12:15 PM #10

JediKirby

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Sab doesn't like me

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2007-07-06, 6:37 PM #11

Darth_Alran

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you weren't birthed, don't lie. happy hatching day! :neckbeard:

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2007-07-06, 6:42 PM #12

Gebohq

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Originally posted by JediKirby:

I can wheel on water.

That made me actually laugh out loud.

And holy cow, you've been an adult age? WHY DO YOU ALL KEEP GETTING OLDER?!

(also, happy birthday, kirbs)

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2007-07-06, 6:48 PM #13

Phantom-Seraph

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Happy Birthday!

Are you getting some pimp rims for your wheels this year?

My blawgh.

2007-07-06, 7:45 PM #14

Sarn_Cadrill

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Originally posted by JediKirby:

I can wheel on water.

aye, literally one of the funniest things I've ever heard you say/type.

And happy birthday, you freak of nature.

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2007-07-07, 2:46 AM #15

JediKirby

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Holy ****, no one posted the picture! HAH!

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2007-07-07, 12:29 PM #16

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midgets aren't special enough to get it

we know you can't stand like the picture claims

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