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I need a blindfold. . .

2007-07-08, 1:12 AM #1

Phantom-Seraph

Of the Opera!

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People keep raping my childhood and it's becoming to painful to watch.
http://www.impawards.com/2007/alvin_and_the_chipmunks.html

Why cant they come up with something new? And what's next? Is Captain planet going to have a new movie about him? Is he going to battle robotic augmented dinosaurs cloned in the future from DNA from the past and brought to the present through time travel?

Are the Thundercats going to come back in a movie where they are a hopeful garage band competing to win in the up and coming Battle of the Bands?

:suicide:

My blawgh.

2007-07-08, 1:15 AM #2

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

If they made a Captain Planet movie I'd literally be the happiest person alive.

Especially if the girl that played Linka had that SEXY russian accent.

2007-07-08, 1:33 AM #3

Deadman

twitches

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You gotta be kidding me, Captain Planet is contender for lamest cartoon ever.

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2007-07-08, 1:34 AM #4

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

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EXACTLY WHAT MAKES IT SO RIDICULOUSLY ****ING HILARIOUS.

2007-07-08, 2:19 AM #5

Tracer

El Duderino.

Posts: 6,321

Quote:

Is Captain planet going to have a new movie about him? Is he going to battle robotic augmented dinosaurs cloned in the future from DNA from the past and brought to the present through time travel?

This would be AMAZING.

COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

2007-07-08, 2:34 AM #6

Roach

Registered User

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How did they get Jason Lee to look like the spawn of Stephen Colbert and Bruce Campbell?

omnia mea mecum porto

2007-07-08, 2:45 AM #7

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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Originally posted by Tracer:

This would be AMAZING.

2007-07-08, 3:57 AM #8

82nd_Fister

Mulder pwns Clark Kent

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1047015/

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2007-07-08, 4:47 AM #9

maevie

...poo

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Interesting. I was having a discussion at the pub yesterday about how, what with Live Earth and stuff going on right now, it was almost odd that nobody had decided to remake Captain Planet. And then we saw a guy cycle past with his exact haircut.

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2007-07-08, 5:15 AM #10

Nikumubeki

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Eh, not surprised. They've been remaking old stuff since.. ever.

I also thought that the "OMG MY CHILDHOOD R RAPED" thing got old when everybody complained about SW DVD releases in 2004. Ah well :|

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2007-07-08, 12:25 PM #11

BombayZeus

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2007-07-08, 12:49 PM #12

JediKirby

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A captain planet movie would be epic

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2007-07-08, 9:09 PM #13

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

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I hate to see what the trailer with the Chipmunk movie will be like. This is terrible, and I thought the cartoon was bad.

Captain Planet would work in today's time. It could involve a sub-plot regarding global warming or whatever.

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2007-07-08, 9:15 PM #14

Dj Yoshi

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Jason Lee why...

D E A T H

2007-07-08, 9:30 PM #15

Vin

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Fancy Pants

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Originally posted by Echoman:

I hope Al Gore will be in it.

2007-07-08, 9:45 PM #16

Spook

-eeeee

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Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:

I hope Al Gore will be in it.

Bono.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2007-07-08, 9:47 PM #17

SMOCK!

Didn't get to Paris

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[mp3]http://www.turner.com/planet/mp3/cp_close.mp3[/mp3]

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2007-07-08, 10:01 PM #18

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

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This is the best thread ever.

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2007-07-08, 11:03 PM #19

maevie

...poo

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Originally posted by SMOCK!:

[mp3]http://www.turner.com/planet/mp3/cp_close.mp3[/mp3]

my god. that is so much better... and yet, so, so much worse... than I remember

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2007-07-08, 11:31 PM #20

genk

doot!

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Originally posted by Spook:

Bono.

as Captain Planet

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2007-07-08, 11:37 PM #21

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

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Originally posted by SMOCK!:

[mp3]http://www.turner.com/planet/mp3/cp_close.mp3[/mp3]

HAHAHAHA.

I love you.

2007-07-08, 11:42 PM #22

Martyn

The Daddy

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Originally posted by Rob:

HAHAHAHA.

I love you.

Me too.

Rawr...

2007-07-09, 12:32 AM #23

ragna

RAGNA ANGARY

Posts: 2,023

Originally posted by Roach:

How did they get Jason Lee to look like the spawn of Stephen Colbert and Bruce Campbell?

haha, that crossed my mind too

2007-07-09, 7:35 AM #24

Vegiemaster

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Originally posted by maevie:

my god. that is so much better... and yet, so, so much worse... than I remember

I forgot how much I love that song, yet I have to ask myself why.

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2007-07-09, 8:13 AM #25

Aglar

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[http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070704.jpg]

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2007-07-09, 8:15 AM #26

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

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Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:

People keep raping my childhood

Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:

False! Only one bat every comes to mind. And his trusty sidelick. . . .um, kick.

[http://www.frankdecaro.com/recipes/photos/batman-and-robin/Batman%20Kiss.jpg]

Yeah, **** you. :suicide:

2007-07-09, 12:30 PM #27

Chaz Ghostle

The Man with the PlanT

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"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."

2007-07-09, 12:35 PM #28

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

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You know, with Al Gore's campaign to educate the world about Global Warming, I could definitely see a Captain Planet movie being made with Al's support

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2007-07-09, 2:37 PM #29

Phantom-Seraph

Of the Opera!

Posts: 2,196

Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:

Yeah, **** you. :suicide:

Batman wasn't part of my childhood, my teenagehood maybe. It was the second image result on google, I figured nothing else could have the same humors effect. Plus, I'm a batman fan too, and I'm not going to take a gay joke about batman seriously.

My blawgh.

2007-07-10, 12:49 AM #30

alpha1

Posts: 2,998

O.o

the chipmunks.

MY GOD.

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2007-07-10, 2:10 AM #31

Stormtrooper

Loves His Stormie

Posts: 2,068

Chipmunks...
<_<
>_>
CAPTAIN PLANET!

2007-07-12, 11:32 PM #32

ragna

RAGNA ANGARY

Posts: 2,023

Originally posted by SMOCK!:

[mp3]http://www.turner.com/planet/mp3/cp_close.mp3[/mp3]

so im kinda tripping on acid right now.

i dont know how i got to this post, but anyway, just wanted to say that it's really creepy-sounding when they are all singing there at the end with captain planet. haha, like, imagine it without the background music... oh man.