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This makes me laugh
2007-07-09, 11:40 PM #1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schmidt_Sting_Pain_Index
2007-07-09, 11:45 PM #2
"rich and hearty"... awesome.
2007-07-11, 4:17 PM #3
"Someone has fired a staple into your cheek."

Wow
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2007-07-11, 4:24 PM #4
Quote:
Like walking over flaming charcoal with a 3-inch nail in your heel.


Thats one badass ant...
2007-07-11, 4:51 PM #5
Originally posted by Reid:
Thats one badass ant...


they're fracking huge too...
2007-07-11, 5:20 PM #6
Quote:
Bullet ants are used by some indigenous people in their initiation rites to manhood (Bequaert, 1926). The ants are first knocked out by drowning them in a natural chloroform, and then hundreds of them are woven into sleeves made out of leaves, stinger facing inward. When the ants come to, boys slip the sleeve down onto their arm. The goal of this initiation rite is to keep the sleeve on for a full ten minutes. When finished, the boys' arms are temporarily paralyzed because of the venom, and they may shake uncontrollably for days. Additionally, the hand takes on a blackened appearance, akin to a dull charcoal color.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraponera

I don't even know what to say to that. :psyduck:
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2007-07-11, 5:21 PM #7
well, im never leaving the house without a full suit of armor now... unless one of those horrid things get inside the armor... then im stuck inside with it! :gonk:
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2007-07-11, 5:25 PM #8
That's a hell of an initiation rite.... awesome... >_<
2007-07-11, 5:32 PM #9
im suprised the didnt include this guy in there! hes a nasty one :psyduck:
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2007-07-11, 5:47 PM #10
I don't see the wasps from King Kong insect pit in there.

Shouldn't there be one like "Getting stabbed with a sword through the shoulder" or something?
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2007-07-11, 8:26 PM #11
Originally posted by Space_Bandit:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraponera

I don't even know what to say to that. :psyduck:
Didn't they try that on an episode of Wildboys?
2007-07-11, 8:52 PM #12
Originally posted by Space_Bandit:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraponera

I don't even know what to say to that. :psyduck:


I'd hate to live in that society.
2007-07-11, 10:10 PM #13
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schmidt_Sting_Pain_Index

Thanks, that made me chuckle.

Originally posted by Space_Bandit:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraponera

I don't even know what to say to that. :psyduck:

:gonk:
2007-07-11, 10:26 PM #14
I just had a great idea for survivor that would make me actually watch it. :awesome:

Stupid whiners deserve no less.
2007-07-12, 7:27 AM #15
Originally posted by Space_Bandit:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraponera

I don't even know what to say to that. :psyduck:


I seem to remember this from 1st year anthro, and we watched a video where a westerner tried it. Didn't last too long!

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