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What feels better?
2007-07-10, 1:52 PM #1
Just curious as a friend and I had a disagreement between what two actions felt better. So which is it that relieves you most?
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2007-07-10, 1:52 PM #2
SEX.
2007-07-10, 1:53 PM #3
What a lovely thread.
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-07-10, 1:54 PM #4
we've had this thread about 29 times.
2007-07-10, 1:56 PM #5
Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:
we've had this thread about 29 times.


Indeed.
2007-07-10, 1:56 PM #6
I wil go with emptying my bladder. :tfti:
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2007-07-10, 1:56 PM #7
Well happy 30th anniversary then. :neckbeard:
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2007-07-10, 1:57 PM #8
deja vu :psyduck:
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2007-07-10, 1:58 PM #9
Think of it as a rematch. :P
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2007-07-10, 1:59 PM #10
No.
2007-07-10, 2:00 PM #11
Yes. :psyduck:
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2007-07-10, 2:03 PM #12
No. :eng101:
2007-07-10, 2:07 PM #13
Yes, "quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!":suicide:
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2007-07-10, 2:13 PM #14
Nothing quite like emptying your bladder into some tall bushes after knocking back a six pack before walking to the bars.
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2007-07-10, 2:21 PM #15
Originally posted by Dark__Knight:
Just curious as a friend and I had a disagreement between what two actions felt better. So which is it that relieves you most?


You need to get a new friend

Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
Nothing quite like emptying your bladder into some tall bushes after knocking back a six pack before walking to the bars.


I'm assuming you mean jail


PS Taking a **** beats pissing any day

2007-07-10, 3:28 PM #16
Think about the most relieving piss you've ever taken, and the most relieving ****.

Piss wins, hands down.
2007-07-10, 3:31 PM #17
Quote:
I'm assuming you mean jail


I'm afraid I've never been. And u?
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2007-07-10, 3:43 PM #18
The thing is, needing to piss is like a constant annoyance. So the relief gets tainted by how uncomfortable you were PRIOR to release.

However, taking a massive dump is pleasant because MOST of the time you aren't horribly uncomfortable before taking the crap. Add to that the quiet and ample time that you can relax away from the world atop your porcelain throne... Poop wins hands down. :awesome:

I'll concede that when comparing taking a piss with an extremely full bladder and taking a dump when you feel like you're going to **** your pants and you're cramping like crazy... The piss wins every time, because when it's done, you don't feel any pain afterwards... Usually those dumps hurt for a while. :P
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2007-07-10, 3:59 PM #19
Originally posted by Yecti:
Usually those dumps hurt for a while. :P


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2007-07-10, 4:04 PM #20
Originally posted by Yecti:
The thing is, needing to piss is like a constant annoyance. So the relief gets tainted by how uncomfortable you were PRIOR to release.

However, taking a massive dump is pleasant because MOST of the time you aren't horribly uncomfortable before taking the crap. Add to that the quiet and ample time that you can relax away from the world atop your porcelain throne... Poop wins hands down. :awesome:

I'll concede that when comparing taking a piss with an extremely full bladder and taking a dump when you feel like you're going to **** your pants and you're cramping like crazy... The piss wins every time, because when it's done, you don't feel any pain afterwards... Usually those dumps hurt for a while. :P


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2007-07-10, 4:57 PM #21
taking a piss... especially after a long car ride when you have just drank the majority of a two liter of green tea... :awesome:
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