I decided to watch E3 on G4TV because I had nothing to do. Man, that was a bad idea. I shouldn't have bothered, waiting through countless 5 minute ads for coverage, and instead just tuned in on the internet. I won't do it next year.
I don't look forward to seeing what G4TV has to offer anymore, but I do catch the channel time to time when I'm flipping through looking for something to watch. The channel wasn't personally requested from my cable company, just part of the cable package. So, no, I would not pay extra for just this channel.
It seems like 90% of the time, G4TV is showing a bunch of Japanese guys running around an obstacle course. I mean, what the hell. Sure it's funny for the first 10 minutes, watching them jump around and failing. But it appears "Ninja Warrior" is G4TV's prized program. Yes, middle aged half naked men doing acrobats is the greatest thing they have to offer right now. To add to that, they also show reruns of Cheaters over and over and feature marathons of that program. Great, a show about bunch of dickwads thinking they some sort of covert investigation team, armed with 100 dollar camcorders and an ego, stalking the cheating spouse/lover of a some dumbass who can't figure out that he/she is cheating. Good game.
G4TV claims that it is a channel for us video game lovers, but it seems that it's not the case anymore. Comparing the number of actual video-game related shows to their other content, it's easy to see that the focus is hardly on all things video games anymore. The "other content" being programming people already seen before, such as COPS and Arrested Development. Don't get me wrong, those are great shows...but I've watched them before back when they were popular. Oh yeah, adding a crappy touch to a show doesn't make that show more G4TV "exclusive". Because I dream about watching Star Trek on a smaller screen with useless garbage all around it, including fun facts and in-depth opinions by people over the internet that no one cares about. Yes, Star Trek 2.0 is as fun as surfing the internet with pop-ads. Brilliant. And don't forget to show LOL YouTube clips every 3 minutes because I would be damned if I have to figure out how to go to Youtube myself.
There use to be few redeeming aspects of G4TV. Redeeming, like finding a few dollars in a wallet that belongs to a corpse washed up on a shore. I really liked Icons (which is now Game Developers or whatever now, I don't remember). The show was interesting and informative, cool to watch. It's hardly on anymore. And maybe occasionally Judgment Day. Sure, you might hate those 2 guys. But they at least talked about video games. Now, I don't know. XPlay? Maybe. Attack of the Show annoys me. I like how they exploit the female hostess's good looks every so often so viewers watch. Stupid.
It is true that you can easily switch channels. I've done it many times, with little effort, after watching the nth hairless body of a Japanese guy fall toward the ground. But this doesn't stop me from saying that G4TV sucks. I know it's obvious, but I needed to get it out of my system due to recent viewings. Everytime I watch, I hold onto may chair firmly because I worry that G4 will make my television collapse into itself and cause a total vortex of suckage to exist in my living room.
Whatever.
I don't look forward to seeing what G4TV has to offer anymore, but I do catch the channel time to time when I'm flipping through looking for something to watch. The channel wasn't personally requested from my cable company, just part of the cable package. So, no, I would not pay extra for just this channel.
It seems like 90% of the time, G4TV is showing a bunch of Japanese guys running around an obstacle course. I mean, what the hell. Sure it's funny for the first 10 minutes, watching them jump around and failing. But it appears "Ninja Warrior" is G4TV's prized program. Yes, middle aged half naked men doing acrobats is the greatest thing they have to offer right now. To add to that, they also show reruns of Cheaters over and over and feature marathons of that program. Great, a show about bunch of dickwads thinking they some sort of covert investigation team, armed with 100 dollar camcorders and an ego, stalking the cheating spouse/lover of a some dumbass who can't figure out that he/she is cheating. Good game.
G4TV claims that it is a channel for us video game lovers, but it seems that it's not the case anymore. Comparing the number of actual video-game related shows to their other content, it's easy to see that the focus is hardly on all things video games anymore. The "other content" being programming people already seen before, such as COPS and Arrested Development. Don't get me wrong, those are great shows...but I've watched them before back when they were popular. Oh yeah, adding a crappy touch to a show doesn't make that show more G4TV "exclusive". Because I dream about watching Star Trek on a smaller screen with useless garbage all around it, including fun facts and in-depth opinions by people over the internet that no one cares about. Yes, Star Trek 2.0 is as fun as surfing the internet with pop-ads. Brilliant. And don't forget to show LOL YouTube clips every 3 minutes because I would be damned if I have to figure out how to go to Youtube myself.
There use to be few redeeming aspects of G4TV. Redeeming, like finding a few dollars in a wallet that belongs to a corpse washed up on a shore. I really liked Icons (which is now Game Developers or whatever now, I don't remember). The show was interesting and informative, cool to watch. It's hardly on anymore. And maybe occasionally Judgment Day. Sure, you might hate those 2 guys. But they at least talked about video games. Now, I don't know. XPlay? Maybe. Attack of the Show annoys me. I like how they exploit the female hostess's good looks every so often so viewers watch. Stupid.
It is true that you can easily switch channels. I've done it many times, with little effort, after watching the nth hairless body of a Japanese guy fall toward the ground. But this doesn't stop me from saying that G4TV sucks. I know it's obvious, but I needed to get it out of my system due to recent viewings. Everytime I watch, I hold onto may chair firmly because I worry that G4 will make my television collapse into itself and cause a total vortex of suckage to exist in my living room.
Whatever.
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