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Perhaps the Britssassians can help me out...
2007-07-13, 3:55 AM #1
...but I cannot figure out what ol' Chuck is doing here.

(What's in your milk over there?)
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2007-07-13, 4:16 AM #2
Well she seems happy enough about it. :downs:
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2007-07-13, 4:22 AM #3
Well, I doubt it's anything sexual since they're obviously not related.
2007-07-13, 4:24 AM #4
Ooh.
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2007-07-13, 4:45 AM #5
Originally posted by LividDK27:
Well, I doubt it's anything sexual since they're obviously not related.


Good shot sir.
2007-07-13, 6:24 AM #6
Originally posted by LividDK27:
Well, I doubt it's anything sexual since they're obviously not related.


this is a post.
2007-07-13, 6:33 AM #7
From what my dad has told me about Prince Phillip (my dad has spent a number of weeks with him while on duty), it seems that Charles is following in his footsteps :D

Classic photo none the less.
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2007-07-13, 7:33 AM #8
Originally posted by LividDK27:
Well, I doubt it's anything sexual since they're obviously not related.


You win life.
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2007-07-13, 10:10 AM #9
She's kinda attractive. I don't blame him, related or not.

((Slapped))
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2007-07-13, 10:20 AM #10
Hilarious.
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2007-07-13, 2:40 PM #11
Originally posted by LividDK27:
Well, I doubt it's anything sexual since they're obviously not related.


Hahaha, burnsauce.
2007-07-13, 8:22 PM #12
He's "inspecting" the "troops." Obviously.
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2007-07-13, 8:27 PM #13
Michael MacFarlane, that is some daring innuendo!
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2007-07-13, 11:10 PM #14
Yeah, I try really hard.
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2007-07-14, 1:43 AM #15
Michael "MacFarlane"
2007-07-14, 9:37 AM #16
He''s asking her if she'd like to see the crown jewels and his scepter
2007-07-16, 2:43 AM #17
that chick does have a massive rack... those look to be at least a d cup, so who could blame him for wanting to bang them around a bit?
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2007-07-16, 2:45 AM #18
Good eye, Aspy.
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2007-07-16, 2:49 AM #19
I was about to say how the hell did I miss this thread... but anyhow, that's still pretty hilarious.
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2007-07-16, 10:04 PM #20
Please tell me I'm not the only person who realizes it's photoshopped.
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2007-07-16, 11:08 PM #21
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Please tell me I'm not the only person who realizes it's photoshopped.


Proof? :downswords:
2007-07-16, 11:11 PM #22
Her face is more in-focus than the two on either side of her. There's some pretty computery antialiasing going on with her (see the bridge of her nose). And the fact that this would never happen, ever, unless someone photoshopped it.
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2007-07-16, 11:15 PM #23
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Her face is more in-focus than the two on either side of her. There's some pretty computery antialiasing going on with her (see the bridge of her nose). And the fact that this would never happen, ever, unless someone photoshopped it.


A. A camera can only focus on a certain area at one time. Same with your eye, really. Naturally if she was in focus, the other two guys would not be. Plus, since the camera was probably focused on Prince Charles, she'd obvious be in focus since at that time she's the same distance from the camera as he is.
B. It's called JPEG compression.
C. You haven't seen many pictures of politicians doing weird things.

More reasons why I highly highly doubt its a photoshop:

A. She's at the perfect angle.
B. The lighting is exactly the same.
C. They're all dressed exactly the same...
D. There's no signs of lassoing, ESPECIALLY around the frilly hair on the back of her head/neck (which would be impossible to cut out, and would probably have to be brushed in manually to even pull it off)

So yeah.
2007-07-17, 12:27 AM #24
Wow, this place has gone down to youtube's level. I'm curious how much further we can go.
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2007-07-17, 1:42 AM #25
Originally posted by Impi:
Wow, this place has gone down to youtube's level. I'm curious how much further we can go.


We have a LONG way to go before we get there.
2007-07-17, 3:50 AM #26
If I have to ruin it, he's just put the damn medal on her. You can tell because everyone in the background has one and the bloke closer to the camera doesn't have his yet.

It's not a photoshop it's just very well timed.
nope.
2007-07-17, 10:07 AM #27
Originally posted by Baconfish:
If I have to ruin it, he's just put the damn medal on her. You can tell because everyone in the background has one and the bloke closer to the camera doesn't have his yet.

It's not a photoshop it's just very well timed.


Ooh, good call.
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2007-07-17, 10:15 AM #28
And Baconfish ruins all the fun. :downswords:
2007-07-17, 10:25 AM #29
Well, you can still imagine that putting the medal there gave him the opportunity to cop a feel.
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2007-07-17, 10:52 AM #30
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2007-07-17, 12:25 PM #31
CoolMatty that's not exactly how camera's work (the focus thing).

Have you ever seen a picture of someone in front of a mountain? If you notice, they are both in focus.

You can have what is called a "Depth of Field." So the depth of field for the person and mountain picture would have to be very wide, but you can also narrow it down to a pretty exact distance, which is what you were thinking of.

So that doesn't support or negate your argument, just that one bit of evidence.

I, for one, also thought he was just withdrawing from attaching the medal.
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2007-07-17, 1:57 PM #32
Originally posted by happydud:
I, for one, also thought he was just admiring those sweater cows.

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2007-07-17, 2:29 PM #33
Originally posted by happydud:
I, for one, also thought he was just withdrawing from attaching the medal....if you know what I mean ;)


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2007-07-18, 3:24 AM #34
Sweater cows? That's a new one
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2007-07-18, 4:51 AM #35
How do you attach that medal without copping a feel?
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2007-07-18, 5:16 AM #36
You don't. You just accept it and get on with it. :P
2007-07-18, 6:25 AM #37
Originally posted by sugarless5:
Sweater cows? That's a new one


Really?
2007-07-18, 7:05 AM #38
well to me. A friend of mine says he's heard of sweater puppies, so I guess cows are just bigger. apparently I'm sheltered or something
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