here be a lot comprising buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer, buffer

existence is futile

?{so why don't you commit suicide}

you'll feel like you did before you were born

?{you'll have to go eventually, so why wait}

who cares about how long you'll live, for it's nothing relative to how long you'll be dead

order is futile

global warming is a conspiracy

global cooling is a crisis

the sun is your (mortal) god, so get on your hands and knees and pray

and mathematically masturbate (for a bit)

What. The. ****?

If you are drunk, you are so banned.

?{hi jon, is this going to be like the last time}

i'm sorry for pissing on you guys, i thought you might like it

So is this like in that one movie?

(if you did i would like it too)

oh that's not jon... jon's orange. You're green

Yeah...