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Does anyone want a random Chinese son?
2007-07-15, 6:21 PM #1
So, I was watching this vid on YouTube and one of the replies caught my eye.

Originally posted by bbsboybbs:

who can help me ? i want to be someone's adopted son.

i am a chinese boy,i have two brothers (one was dead in the coal mine ),i have graduated form university . if u need a son to look after u ,i would like to show filial obedience to u just like my blood parents . i am kindhearted and clever ,i can adopt myself ,but i need help to bridge over the difficult at the moment.if u accept me ,u and my blood parents are all my parents forever. 0086-13008181551(phone) makeloves@gmail com(msn
幻術
2007-07-15, 6:54 PM #2
He has a sudden urge to show filial obedience? Maybe he is just confused about puberty.

Those wacky Asians. Certainly a different culture.
2007-07-15, 6:56 PM #3
His email address is makeloves@gmail com...

2007-07-15, 7:04 PM #4
dibs
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2007-07-16, 9:29 AM #5
he's graduated from university, yet is looking for parents?
:master::master::master:
2007-07-16, 10:17 AM #6
I bet the Chinese government has "taken care of him" already.
2007-07-16, 7:48 PM #7
Truly a strange affair. Oh interwebs...
2007-07-17, 12:08 AM #8
he's probably from nigeria
2007-07-17, 2:15 AM #9
Originally posted by Mystic0:
he's probably from nigeria


i was just going to say that. he probably has millions of dollars he need to funnel through YOUR bank account! :eng101:
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2007-07-22, 2:19 PM #10
I'd like to revive this thread to mention that I sent this as an email to the guy:

Quote:
Dear sir, i have come upon your message concerning adoption among your tubes and my heart goes out to you. i am a single man of mexico i am 42 i weigh 278 bl i have gonorrhea and crabs but i would make a perfect father. you sound a fine strong boy, very smart and fuerte. it has always been my wishes to have a son, a boy who could perform the cwhores of the village, who could wrestle with chupacabras and show of your muscles so i can get some culo gringo, u know wut i mean? i believe i would make a great father if u would allow me, i am a rich man here in mexico with many pesos and would support you well

so will you be my son? please respond back soon


and got this in response:

Originally posted by 成:
i am very happy to get your letter
i hope i will be your son .


I guess I'm going to be a father
2007-07-22, 2:27 PM #11
...lmao :psyduck:
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2007-07-22, 8:49 PM #12
wow
2007-07-22, 9:00 PM #13
Oh my God I burst out laughing and had to try and explain why over the phone...thanks for killing my conversation.

But still, hilarious.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2007-07-24, 7:08 AM #14
I demand an update on the adoption!
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2007-07-24, 3:42 PM #15
Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:
I demand an update on the adoption!


seconded:hist101:
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2007-07-24, 4:24 PM #16
I liked the part where you said you had many pesos. :D
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

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