He sold his soul to Santa.





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<S51> Give a man a sandwich and you'll feed him for an hour, teach him to make a sandwich and he'll get pissed, hit you and tell you to make him another sandwich.

You know Satanist don't even worship Satan....

Now you know. *ding*

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<3. I miss that show so much.

JediKirby

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jEDIkIRBY - Putting the Romance back into Necromancer.
Proud Leader of the Minnessassian Council

Live on, Adam.

What's the difference between a truckload of gravel and a truckload of babies?

You can't shift the gravel with your pitchfork.

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What goes "aaaaaaaa"?

A sheep with no lips.


Thank you, I'm here all week!

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Atheist(sp?)?

Yeah, he didn't believe in dog.

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*Takes out his blaster and fires shots at the wall, the blastmarks leave the words "S-TROOPER WUZ 'ERE!!!"

Whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a Ferrarri?

I don't have a Ferrarri in my garage.

(God I hate these jokes.)

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To myself I surrender to the one I'll never please.
But I still try to run on.
You know I still try to run on. But it's all or none.

Eddie Vedder

Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?

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If you can read this you don't need glasses

Cixelsyds of the World, Untie!

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[Blue Mink Bifocals !] [fsck -Rf /world/usr/] [<!-- kalimonster -->] [Capite Terram]
"That's why we had to beat you with tennis rackets".
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What's worse than three dead babies in a garbage can?

One dead baby in three garbage cans.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Okay, I'll stop now.

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"May your gravity well be shallow, and your deBroglie wavelength short."

Did you hear about the Dyslectic cop? He went around town giving out IUDs.

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Kill Your Idols!

THAT'S JUST A LAUGH AND A HALF.

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What once was...

What? Like "Hahaha hah"?

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Wise men say that fools rush in where angels fear to tread, so look before you leap, so to speak, because the grass is not always greener on the other side of the hill.

Martyn, Eversor, Kyle90; stop it. And for the love of kak, edit your posts.

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq

What do you get when you stab a dead baby with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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Dark, Darker, Darko

RIP Madaventor: God bless you.

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet-first?

To see the expression on its face.

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Roach - Caught in the war of hemispheres.
0 of 14.

That's it. I'm leaving massassi.

/walks away

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For a healty meal, eat mashed potatoes, peas, and catloaf.
"Massassi's cuttin' into my free time, man."

Valuable Life Lesson: Frog + Potato Gun = Blindness

How in the hell are any of these baby jokes even close to being funny? You should all be banned.

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For a healty meal, eat mashed potatoes, peas, and catloaf.
"Massassi's cuttin' into my free time, man."

Valuable Life Lesson: Frog + Potato Gun = Blindness

[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited July 24, 2004).]

Ok, so the joke I made wasn't in the best taste, but take it easy. Get over yourself mate.


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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

I find 'em hilarious. Sounds like SOMEONE has issues with his baaabbiiies.
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[/genius IN DISGUISE]

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WOOSH|-----@%

So this man walks into a bar.

He's an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family.

I like dead-baby jokes. You should be banned.

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</sarcasm>

See, my very best friend's dad is a recovering alcoholic, but still the jokes are still quite funny. And he's a really nice bloke too.

Likewise, one of my most influential teachers and a very dear friend of mine are both disabled (the friend very recently so, he lost his leg in a motorcyle accident), but the jokes are still funny...

Taking things so personally will tear people apart from thie inside out: a little light on the situation helps a great deal. No really.
Maybe it's a defence mechanism, but hey, that's for me to figure out.

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

[This message has been edited by Martyn (edited July 24, 2004).]

What did the blind, deaf quadriplegic boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

[This message has been edited by Chuckles (edited July 25, 2004).]