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2007-07-18, 12:20 PM #1

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

BIOSHOCK

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2007-07-18, 12:46 PM #2

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

BIOSHOCK

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2007-07-18, 12:48 PM #3

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

BIOSHOCK.

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2007-07-18, 12:51 PM #4

Dark__Knight

Blockyness Rocks!

Posts: 3,011

BIOSHOCK.

Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)

2007-07-18, 1:07 PM #5

BombayZeus

NDNmojo.

Posts: 1,203

Bioshock

2007-07-18, 1:24 PM #6

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

BIOSMOCK

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2007-07-18, 1:25 PM #7

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

Did I do that right?

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2007-07-18, 1:27 PM #8

Stormtrooper

Loves His Stormie

Posts: 2,068

.KCOHSOIB

2007-07-18, 1:28 PM #9

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

This is BIOSHOCK!

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2007-07-18, 1:39 PM #10

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

Posts: 5,785

LE BIOCHOC.

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2007-07-18, 1:45 PM #11

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

ذو أعضاء آليةكتلة كثة

Shock Bionic *****es. Don't be hatin on my n00b Arabic skillz

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2007-07-18, 1:45 PM #12

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

I sure hope whichever random budget GPU I end up with will at least play it tolerably :|

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2007-07-18, 1:49 PM #13

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

EKOSHOKKI

2007-07-18, 1:52 PM #14

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

SHIOBOCK.

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2007-07-18, 2:03 PM #15

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

This whole bioshock thing is the dumbest internet meme I have ever seen.

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2007-07-18, 2:05 PM #16

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by Antony:

BIOSHOX

fixed

2007-07-18, 2:11 PM #17

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

Originally posted by Anovis:

Originally posted by Antony:

BIOSHOX[/i]

fix'd

I support this post.

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2007-07-18, 2:16 PM #18

IRG SithLord

Babykilla

Posts: 2,639

Shiny graphics. But that's about it.

2007-07-18, 2:18 PM #19

Veger

A Waste of Space

Posts: 2,800

THE FORCE UNLEASHED.

Wrong thread?

Oh sorry.

Part of me thought this was a Star Wars website.

Bioshock.

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2007-07-18, 2:22 PM #20

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

I'm going to laugh if this game sucks balls.

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2007-07-18, 2:22 PM #21

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

<Antony> can we please ban this whole BIOSHOCK [/SIZE] thing?

gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

2007-07-18, 2:23 PM #22

Aglar

Aglaristrator

Posts: 3,978

Originally posted by Antony:

This whole bioshock thing is the dumbest internet meme I have ever seen.

Is it an Internet Meme, or just a Massassi meme?

2007-07-18, 2:23 PM #23

IRG SithLord

Babykilla

Posts: 2,639

Originally posted by Antony:

I'm going to laugh if this game sucks balls.

I second that.

2007-07-18, 2:24 PM #24

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

Posts: 5,785

There's an Internet outside of Massassi?

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2007-07-18, 2:24 PM #25

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

I just figured someone brought it from fark or SA or something like that.

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2007-07-18, 2:24 PM #26

IRG SithLord

Babykilla

Posts: 2,639

Originally posted by Aglar:

Is it an Internet Meme, or just a Massassi meme?

Retard meme.

2007-07-18, 2:28 PM #27

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

I'm really excited to hear all of the different options there are to kill that doctor. If you recall, this was my biggest fear that I expressed when watching the videos.

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2007-07-18, 3:57 PM #28

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

Posts: 7,943

That's sounds violent and more than a little disturbing, especially the parts about the little girls. I'd be surprised if this managed to get an M rating.

2007-07-18, 4:04 PM #29

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

It's something I started. It only exists on this board.

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2007-07-18, 4:43 PM #30

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

Well, fishstickz, it's really ****ing stupid.

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2007-07-18, 4:59 PM #31

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

[CENTER] SPORE. [/CENTER][/I][/B]

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2007-07-18, 5:08 PM #32

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

No.

D E A T H

2007-07-18, 5:15 PM #33

SG-fan

Really a MacGyver fan.

Posts: 1,561

shishkabob

Sam: "Sir we can't call it 'The Enterprise'"
Jack: "Why not!"

2007-07-18, 5:31 PM #34

tinny

Looking for: One heart.

Posts: 1,736

BOSHOCK

"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod

2007-07-18, 5:48 PM #35

phoenix_9286

This is what sane looks like.

Posts: 4,794

This thread has reminded me that I must go preorder my LE copy from Gamestop soon.

"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand

2007-07-18, 5:49 PM #36

money•bie

••ps, I did it again

Posts: 2,735

Keep it up guys, I might just kill myself in a few minutes if I see BIOSHOCK again

2007-07-18, 7:00 PM #37

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

BIOSHUT THE HELL UP. OCK.

DO NOT WANT.

2007-07-18, 7:06 PM #38

money•bie

••ps, I did it again

Posts: 2,735

Originally posted by money•bie:

Keep it up guys, I might just kill myself in a few minutes if I see BIOSHOCK again

JUST KIDDING YALL GUHUUUHU I WUV BIHSOCK igleooooooooooooopew]

PHUNBUBBA[][]][?????????

2007-07-18, 7:21 PM #39

Veger

A Waste of Space

Posts: 2,800

System Shock 3

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2007-07-18, 7:36 PM #40

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

How is that cool, funny, trendy, or ... anything other than annoying?

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