BO JOEJBO DIJFG IBE UISFF XJWFT, FBDI PG XIPN XBT QSFHOBOU. UIF GJSTU HBWF CJSUI UP B CPZ. UIF DIJFG XBT TP FMBUFE IF CVJMU IFS B UFFQFF NBEF PG EFFS IJEF. B GFX EBZT MBUFS, UIF TFDPOE HBWF CJSUI, BMTP UP B CPZ. UIF DIJFG XBT WFSZ IBQQZ. IF CVJMU IFS B UFFQFF NBEF PG BOUFMPQF IJEF. UIF UIJSE XJGF HBWF CJSUI B GFX EBZT MBUFS, CVU UIF DIJFG LFQU UIF EFUBJMT B TFDSFU. IF CVJMU UIJT POF B UXP TUPSZ UFFQFF, NBEF PVU PG B IJQQPQPUBNVT IJEF. UIF DIJFG UIFO DIBMMFOHFE UIF USJCF UP HVFTT XIBU IBE PDDVSSFE.

QERC XVMIH, YRWYGGIWWJYPPC. JMREPPC, SRI CSYRK FVEZI HIGPEVIH XLEX XLI XLMVH AMJI LEH KMZIR FMVXL XS XAMR FSCW.

"NZCCPNE," DLTO ESP NSTPQ. "SZH OTO JZF QTRFCP TE ZFE?"

FTQ IMDDUAD MZEIQDQP, "UF'E QXQYQZFMDK. FTQ HMXGQ AR FTQ ECGMI AR FTQ TUBBABAFMYGE UE QCGMX FA FTQ EAZE AR FTQ ECGMIE AR FTQ AFTQD FIA TUPQE."

hes speaking in tongues! someone get some holy water!

It's obviously a suicide note.

Says the poltergeist bloke.

I will outnonsense you like for ever, moneycomb.

just you wait till you gets one

Jodsfbtf Zpvs Dpnqsfifotjpo cz Sfbejoh po Uisff Mfwfmt...

isn't speaking in tongues a good thing?

OM GWT F AR EYOU SA YIN G

YVAN EHT NIOJ

I hate that story. It's dumb.

I think it's that using your tongue to speak is a good thing, because without using it, it's hard to understand what a person is saying. A lack of enunciation.

I suspected it was a simple Caesar cipher, so I wrote a simple program to decipher it. Sorry, I couldn't be arsed to deal with the punctuation.

Thread title: THIS THREAD IS A WASTE OF TIME

Body: AN INDIAN CHIEF HAD THREE WIVES EACH OF WHOM WAS PREGNANT THE FIRST GAVE BIRTH TO A BOY THE CHIEF WAS SO ELATED HE BUILT HER A TEEPEE MADE OF DEER HIDE A FEW DAYS LATER THE SECOND GAVE BIRTH ALSO TO A BOY THE CHIEF WAS VERY HAPPY HE BUILT HER A TEEPEE MADE OF ANTELOPE HIDE THE THIRD WIFE GAVE BIRTH A FEW DAYS LATER BUT THE CHIEF KEPT THE DETAILS A SECRET HE BUILT THIS ONE A TWO STORY TEEPEE MADE OUT OF A HIPPOPOTAMUS HIDE THE CHIEF THEN CHALLENGED THE TRIBE TO A GUESS WHAT HAD OCCURRED MANY TRIED UNSUCCESSFULLY FINALLY ONE YOUNG BRAVE DECLARED THAT THE THIRD WIFE HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO TWIN BOYS CORRECT SAID THE CHIEF HOW DID YOU FIGURE IT OUT THE WARRIOR ANSWERED ITS ELEMENTARY THE VALUE OF THE SQUAW OF THE HIPPOPOTAMUS IS EQUAL TO THE SONS OF THE SQUAWS OF THE OTHER TWO HIDES

Mr. moneyobie used 4 different Caesar ciphers, so it was trickier than I expected.

I want to believe that you're lying and made that up.

POF
JSYV
PWPGPY
FIQXHQ

money•bie:
UIBU XBT USJDLZ
YWMRK HMJJIVIRX
ZQQDPED QZC
QMOT XUZQ

[EDIT: Darnit, Freelancer! 11 minutes!]

Nope.

Yea, according to the "gifts of the spirit" from the Bible, "speaking in tongues" is considered one of the gifts (making it a good thing, obviously). Speaking in tongues usually occurs as a result of a supernatural encounter with the Holy Spirit (only the Holy Spirit can allow someone to speak in tongues).

Those who have the gift to interpret tongues are the only ones that can understand what the speaker is saying. A person who speaks in tongues that doesn't have the gift of interpretation won't be able to understand their own speech, which I'm sure can be a very awkward and even creepy moment for the person speaking in tongues.

Or just psychosis and vocal cord manipulation.

Yeah, and I'm sure haunted TVs are just science waves bouncing off the viewer when he gets too close.

You say 'science waves' like I might say 'magical lightening bolts'.

It sure would be confusing to roleplay with you if your pronunciation is that off.

...

Would you be able to host a game or two of CS this weekend?

You mean like Saturday night around 7 or 8 PST?


[edit] Assuming the CoH:OF beta doesn't come out before then. In which case, I won't be playing anything other than CoH all weekend.

Hell yes! I take it you have cable internet or something? Maybe just make an informative post tomorrow or Saturday morning to confirm the time.

Unless you're just stringing me along.:argh:

Nah, I'll make a post Saturday morning before work.

Just keep in mind, if I have a choice between the Company of Heroes Beta and CS, I'm going with the beta. It's supposed to come out in the next couple days.

i hate you so much...

not really

...the ****?

wow. I am so glad I am never as bored as you.

I look at it as a challenge, a puzzle. Much like someone sitting down to put a jigsaw puzzle together would see it. The satisfaction from solving it is the same, too. And truth be told, it took me a lot less time than a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle would.

That is unpossible!

IM HUNGRY

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Solve this riddle.
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two muffins are sitting in an over.
The first muffin says to the other "wow, it's hot in here."
The second says to the first. "HOLY CRAP, A TALKING MUFFIN."

How long does it take them to cook?
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No time at all, they're already muffins, therefore already baked.

Thor's goats! You solved that quicker than I expected.

On the downside, you deciphered the worst joke ever made, which kind of makes me an *******.

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Stop with the Harry Potter spells