I was going to post this in the existing Spoilers thread, but since it's not really a spoiler and in the interest of avoiding reading that thread while I still have half the book to finish, I'll post it here. (Admins, feel free to merge into that thread)

Anyways, you've probably read the infamous Harry Potter wand-->wang quote on bash:

http://bash.org/?111338

Remembering this, I laughed out loud when I came across this: (Deathly Hallows, pg. 415)

Wands are only as powerful as the wizards who use them. Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people's.


In the interest of fun, post other clever gems you stumble across in the book.

Well, even without the infamous wand -> wang deal, there have been plenty of suggestive books throughout the seven books. XD Almost makes me wonder if she's writing those on purpose.

Hey man, it's the motion in the ocean.

She's writing an overrated coming of age story that delves into adolescent teens' fantasies, making them feel important and cool. No **** she's got to put something in there to keep sane.

Dick jokes keep people sane? I never knew that

Oh, totally. You go to the shrink and he hands you a dildo and giggles. Wait till they catch you, moneyobie. You're probably going to have to touch one.

I touch them all the time, I work in a dildo factory

I was talking about the real thing. The dildo is just a clever step-based starter. He'll have you touching the real thing in no time.

Trust me, he started giving me free sessions if I kept touching it.

I am cured.

Hmmm... I probably not doing it right. All I got was some sticky hands and a bad taste in my mouth.

That's the medicine.

I think Jedikirby feels threatened by moneyobie.

that also made me think of the wands = wangs quote.

Yeah, I noticed a lot. Like when Ron gives Harry the book about pleasing ladies, and tells him "It's not all about fancy wand work."

Yeah, Vinny, when I read that part I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes.

I also loved the constant references to Aberforths love of goats.

Pommy - Izzy just got to that bit and made the exact same joke as you.

It must be the thread's influence, but I read that as "Jizzy just got to that bit..."