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Anyone want a lighthouse for $1?
2007-07-21, 10:44 PM #1
In light of Koobie's recent poem and general praise for lighthouses, here's one for sale for a dollar. You just need to make up a not-for-profit organization.

http://news.bostonherald.com/offBeat/view.bg?articleid=1010233&srvc=news

Oh yeah, it's also haunted.
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Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2007-07-21, 11:50 PM #2
That would be awesome.

Of course I'd replace it with a laser palace but hm
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2007-07-22, 12:37 AM #3
That would be so much fun to own. I would sculpt that sucker to look like a giant hot dog, then fix the light to shoot straight up, change the bulbs to be neon green and pink, then hire the ghost to cage dance.
=Awesome
. :awesome:
My blawgh.
2007-07-22, 5:12 AM #4
A dollar? Let me guess, they're trying to sell the Brooklyn Bridge, too....
Cordially,
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2007-07-22, 8:50 AM #5
so..... does massassi count as a non profit organization??? :awesome:
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2007-07-22, 9:49 AM #6
Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
so..... does massassi count as a non profit organization??? :awesome:


Wow, that's brilliant.

Think of the tax loopholes!

Let's start a religion!
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-07-22, 10:27 AM #7
Man... that's going to sell quick.
2007-07-22, 10:30 AM #8
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Man... that's going to sell quick.


You have to provide proof you can provide money for the upkeep, and that you can run the equipment.

It's not like anyone that is going to buy a lighthouse and then spend money on it is going to profit.

So no, it isn't going to sell quick.
2007-07-22, 10:54 AM #9
It's a lighthouse. People don't buy mansions for profit do they? There are probably plenty of people who would love to work at a light house.
2007-07-22, 12:38 PM #10
You did see that it has a two story keepers quarters at the bottom, right?
2007-07-22, 12:40 PM #11
I'd take off the roof and make a 2 story ball pit, then dive from the top of the lighthouse into the pit.
nope.
2007-07-22, 12:41 PM #12
I would live there.

http://xkcd.com/c59.html

:D
2007-07-22, 12:41 PM #13
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
People don't buy mansions for profit do they?


Last time I looked, profit was the best reason to buy any real estate.
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-07-22, 12:43 PM #14
Ahh, true. But you get the idea.
2007-07-22, 12:51 PM #15
People buy mansions because they're *******s that think they need a house that large.

Seriously, who the **** wants/needs 22 bedrooms?
nope.
2007-07-22, 12:52 PM #16
I don't need a 22 bedroom house..but I wouldn't mind having one.

Being rich would rock.
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2007-07-22, 12:56 PM #17
Originally posted by Baconfish:
People buy mansions because they're *******s that think they need a house that large.

Seriously, who the **** wants/needs 22 bedrooms?


With 22 roommates, it wouldn't be soo bad.
:ninja:
My blawgh.
2007-07-22, 1:23 PM #18
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
It's a lighthouse. People don't buy mansions for profit do they? There are probably plenty of people who would love to work at a light house.


Uhh, yes they do?

Guess mommy didn't teach you anything about real estate.
2007-07-22, 1:49 PM #19
Someone didn't read the rest of the thread.
2007-07-22, 1:52 PM #20
I've heard deals before where people would sell their property for a buck. However, it's not so great as you would think - properties that sell for that low usually have a "massive fixer-upper" catch to them, meaning you're gonna spend a fortune fixing the place up.

You know like they say, "If it's to good to be true, it probably is!"
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2007-07-22, 1:53 PM #21
Oh yeah, undoubtedly. That's why you'd have to be rich to buy it.
2007-07-22, 1:55 PM #22
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Someone didn't read the rest of the thread.


Oh yeah, I'm supposed to skip when you say something retarded to when other people correct you so I don't have to further your public internet ridicule for being a sychophantic nerdlinger mammas boy.
2007-07-22, 5:36 PM #23
...

Okay?
2007-07-22, 5:39 PM #24
Ok, who spilled coke on the sever?
2007-07-22, 8:26 PM #25
It was beer.
Um.. I mean... probably.
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2007-07-22, 9:11 PM #26
I think Rob could use a hug, anyone want to join in? :P
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2007-07-23, 12:04 AM #27
Originally posted by SavageX378:
I think Rob could use a hug, anyone want to join in? :P


:awesome: count me in!
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2007-07-23, 12:43 AM #28
Hugging Rob isn't very high on my list.
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2007-07-23, 4:47 AM #29
Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:
With 22 roommates, it wouldn't be soo bad.
:ninja:


as long as they are hot girls..

and bonus points if they play jk and get adorably pissed off every time i haxor their game.

:hist101:
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