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Which fictional character would you want most to be real?
2007-07-24, 11:20 PM #1
I think the title of this thread is pretty self-explainitory -- if you were able to have any fictional character exist in the real world, what would that character be? It can be from any medium (books, movies, games, etc.)

If you wish to include a character of your own making, that's fine, but if you do, please describe them in as much detail as you can and what sort of story they would come from.

If you wish to include more than one character, that's perfectly fine as well, but please say which one you'd want the most.

My only request is that they, in fact, are characters, and not inanimate objects or the like.
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2007-07-24, 11:23 PM #2
Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park...the book, not the movie.)
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2007-07-24, 11:25 PM #3
Lord Vader
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2007-07-24, 11:26 PM #4
God.
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2007-07-24, 11:27 PM #5
fgr i love you
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-07-24, 11:41 PM #6
I simply like to add that I'd prefer people answer with a particular "version" if someone shows up in multiple stories, and to please not wish for characters that are real (for example, Abraham Lincoln, the exception being if it's something like "Abe Lincoln from Clone High"). I'm also moving my response down here.

As a writer, there are any number of characters of my own I'd like to be real (I'll refrain from making a bunch of ISB references, but if anyone's actually interested, I can post them later). As far as one that's not of my own making, it'd probably be Professor X (of the X-men, say, the first movie). I'd have to spend way too much time figuring it out, but any super-hot only-made-possible-through-fiction girls would be on the list too. I fully expect that last answer to be in a number of other people's answers as well. :v:
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2007-07-25, 2:00 AM #7
hermione


<.<
2007-07-25, 2:03 AM #8
Why Hermione?
2007-07-25, 2:07 AM #9
because emma watson is a little tart, but hermoine is sweet and looks totally cute in that hogwarts uniform.
2007-07-25, 2:29 AM #10
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
God.


Thread's over.
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2007-07-25, 5:16 AM #11
Jack Bauer. Terrorism would no longer be a threat.
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2007-07-25, 5:33 AM #12
ash ketchum because he's the best trainer ever!!!:neckbeard:
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2007-07-25, 5:35 AM #13
Santa Claus :(
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2007-07-25, 7:10 AM #14
Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:
Santa Claus :(

He's real though >.>

My vote goes to El ingenioso hidalgo don Quijote de la Mancha!
2007-07-25, 8:47 AM #15
Tooth fairy, Im sure no woman can be hotter then one that flies around the world collecting childrens teeth.....actually i cancel my vote that would be kinda scary. HIDE YOUR CHILDREN AND THEIR TEETH JUST INCASE THIS COMES TRUE!!!!
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2007-07-25, 10:35 AM #16
R. Daneel Olivaw - we need someone on this world to follow the zeroth law
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2007-07-25, 10:36 AM #17


:eng101:
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2007-07-25, 10:39 AM #18
Originally posted by Spork:
John Clark. Terrorism would no longer be a threat.

Fixed.
>>untie shoes
2007-07-25, 11:08 AM #19
this is potentially the creepiest thread in the history of the forums
2007-07-25, 11:13 AM #20
Skeletor.
2007-07-25, 12:13 PM #21
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
:master::master::master:
2007-07-25, 12:22 PM #22
Genki.
nope.
2007-07-25, 12:23 PM #23
Alas it can never be.
2007-07-25, 12:24 PM #24
Originally posted by Jon`C:
this is potentially the creepiest thread in the history of the forums


[http://www.sticklertron.com/img/masshist.GIF] I think the "Cloud/teacher" thread still takes the cake...
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
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2007-07-25, 12:24 PM #25
Originally posted by Jon`C:
this is potentially the creepiest thread in the history of the forums


And it has to potential to be so much more.

*shudders*
2007-07-25, 12:28 PM #26
frylock :ninja:
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2007-07-25, 12:33 PM #27
i wish sakaki-chan were real because i want a nipponese waifu
2007-07-25, 1:29 PM #28
Count Dracula would be a good choice. That way there would soon be more of them, as well, so it wouldn't be just one fictional character made real anymore.
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2007-07-25, 1:33 PM #29
count chocula > count dracula
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2007-07-25, 1:59 PM #30
count cocofang > count chocula
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2007-07-25, 2:01 PM #31
Dale Gribble.
2007-07-25, 2:39 PM #32
Originally posted by lassev:
Count Dracula would be a good choice. That way there would soon be more of them, as well, so it wouldn't be just one fictional character made real anymore.


Same deal with Peter Rabbit.
nope.
2007-07-25, 2:41 PM #33
Agent Smith :ninja:
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2007-07-25, 2:55 PM #34
Wouldn't he die straight away because Neo didn't exist? :P
nope.
2007-07-25, 2:56 PM #35
BAH! plot failed! :argh:

but then again, maybe if we don't tell him... he won't notice?

<.<

>.>
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2007-07-25, 3:31 PM #36
Originally posted by Jon`C:
this is potentially the creepiest thread in the history of the forums


Nothing will be as pathetic and/or creepy as this as far as "I wish ____ were real":
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2007-07-25, 3:35 PM #37
Yup...
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2007-07-25, 3:37 PM #38
Originally posted by Lord Kuat:
Nothing will be as pathetic and/or creepy as this as far as "I wish ____ were real":


Wow. That was the saddest/scariest/creepist thing I've seen in my life.
2007-07-25, 3:40 PM #39
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Wow. That was the saddest/scariest/creepist thing I've seen in my life.

It's only creepy because you've spent your entire life posing that very question to an imaginary friend in order to get what you want.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2007-07-25, 3:56 PM #40
I too vote for Santa Clause.... Futurama's Santa Clause.
Originally posted by Lord_Grismath:
[http://www.sticklertron.com/img/masshist.GIF] I think the "Cloud/teacher" thread still takes the cake...

Damn, you beat me to it. :P
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