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Does anyone know Satan?
2007-07-31, 3:36 PM #1
I am seriously considering selling my soul.

Also, are there any lawyers who specialize in this kind of stuff? I know I'll get screwed in the end, but I want to make sure I at least get exactly what I want out of the deal. Hey, if I can outloophole the devil, even better.

Please note, I'm not sure if Satan is an actual personage. This is why I am asking. If you have his e-mail, even better, just PM it to me.

Thank you.
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2007-07-31, 4:04 PM #2
Are you sure you wouldn't prefer Santa?
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2007-07-31, 4:07 PM #3
Or the Easter Bunny?
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2007-07-31, 4:08 PM #4
You want to make a deal with Jim7?
2007-07-31, 4:11 PM #5
The hardest part would be getting it back from Brian.
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2007-07-31, 4:12 PM #6
"I'm a notary."
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2007-07-31, 4:19 PM #7
Just give it away like Andy Warhol did. You don't need that crap.
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2007-07-31, 4:21 PM #8
Originally posted by Vegiemaster:
The hardest part would be getting it back from Brian.


Yeah that did occur to me.

Maybe Massassi could provide a loophole?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-07-31, 4:24 PM #9
I've had a couple of students I could have sworn were satan...
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2007-07-31, 4:54 PM #10
In jr high I traded answers to homework for a few souls. Just in the off chance that when I die I need a few extra souls to fight my way to heaven

( I think there is a large brawl on your way to heaven and you have to fight your way towards the gates)
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2007-07-31, 4:56 PM #11
I know a guy named Satan. He might be the one you're looking for.
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2007-07-31, 5:04 PM #12
Originally posted by Spook:
Yeah that did occur to me.

Maybe Massassi could provide a loophole?


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Sure.
Pissed Off?
2007-07-31, 5:09 PM #13
Satan here, whats up? My rates go anywhere from eternal servitude to eternal servitude. Let me know what you want.
2007-07-31, 5:20 PM #14
Originally posted by Stinkywrix:
Satan here, whats up? My rates go anywhere from eternal servitude to eternal servitude. Let me know what you want.


Satan? Did you get that thank-you card and posies I sent for the eternal damnation?
The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.
2007-07-31, 5:26 PM #15
Originally posted by DesertPike:
Satan? Did you get that thank-you card and posies I sent for the eternal damnation?


Yes, thank you. Beelzebub especially liked the flowers, that fruit cake.

Oh yeah, just to let you guys know every once in a while God comes down and threatens to send every one of us into non-existance, but that old softy doesn't have the heart to do it, so just ignore him. :colbert:
2007-07-31, 5:42 PM #16
Originally posted by Stinkywrix:
Yes, thank you. Beelzebub especially liked the flowers, that fruit cake.


My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then I’ll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I’ll make a toast to me
Hey, here’s to my hell..
My name is Satan. Ah Hah!
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2007-07-31, 11:20 PM #17
What is that from Ach?

Quote:
In jr high I traded answers to homework for a few souls. Just in the off chance that when I die I need a few extra souls to fight my way to heaven

That's a good idea actually. Just in case souls are a commodity later on, get people who don't believe to promise you theirs. I'm gonna do it, and keep track of the ones I get.
2007-07-31, 11:37 PM #18
Soul? Hm, I really prefer blues.
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2007-07-31, 11:39 PM #19
Now that you mention it, I haven't seen Jim around here lately.
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2007-07-31, 11:57 PM #20
Oh, he's around.
2007-08-01, 12:21 AM #21
Pleased to meet you
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2007-08-01, 6:27 AM #22
Sell it to Milhouse.
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2007-08-01, 8:18 AM #23
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
What is that from Ach?


Beelz by Stephen Lynch
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2007-08-01, 8:21 AM #24
<3 Stephen Lynch.
nope.
2007-08-01, 3:11 PM #25
Originally posted by Stinkywrix:
Satan here, whats up? My rates go anywhere from eternal servitude to eternal servitude. Let me know what you want.


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2007-08-01, 6:46 PM #26
satan@massassi.net maybe? :psyduck:
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2007-08-01, 7:02 PM #27
GET ONTO THE BUS
That's gonna take you back to BE-ELL ZAH BUB!

Soul Coughing rules.
D E A T H
2007-08-01, 8:49 PM #28
Originally posted by Spook:
I am seriously considering selling my soul.



eBay.

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