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What if your toys really came to life?
2007-08-04, 9:07 PM #1
Watch the whole thing or don't post.

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2007-08-04, 9:15 PM #2
Haha, that was pretty funny...not sure why you wanted to call attention to the end of it though...
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2007-08-04, 9:16 PM #3
Because profanity is funny now. Didn't you get the message?

I watched until there were 21 seconds left. I'm a rebel!
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2007-08-04, 9:20 PM #4
Wow.
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2007-08-04, 9:24 PM #5
tl;dw
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2007-08-04, 9:29 PM #6
That was stupid as hell.
2007-08-04, 9:40 PM #7
Originally posted by Rob:
That was stupid as hell.


I have to agree with Rob.

That frightens me.
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2007-08-04, 9:50 PM #8
I would had watch the whole thing but my threshold for pain is really low.
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2007-08-04, 9:52 PM #9
If you read the title without the 'to life?' part, it's awesome.
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2007-08-04, 10:00 PM #10
I immediately passed this video on to a friend.

I did this because I hate my friends.
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2007-08-04, 11:19 PM #11
No boatlights or balljoints?

Sorry, not interested in anything else coming to life.

Also, that video was terrible and you're a horrible person for posting it.
2007-08-04, 11:30 PM #12
Yeah, that seriously sucked.
2007-08-04, 11:38 PM #13
I thought it was ****ing hilarious. I'm gonna watch it again.
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2007-08-04, 11:50 PM #14
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I thought it was ****ing hilarious. I'm gonna watch it again.

Yeah it had me laughing pretty good.
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2007-08-04, 11:59 PM #15
Apparently some people can't handle awesome. The funny is in the sudden surprise. Randomness and obscenity can be funny when you shove a bug bomb in your trousers.
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2007-08-05, 12:04 AM #16
Also: DENZEL WASHINGTON is now the greatest comedic line in history. Even the great Chris Rock cannot match such amazing humor. Anyone who disagrees is probably Osama Bin Laden's best friend.
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2007-08-05, 12:06 AM #17
Yeah right.

Well anyway I'm gonna go drink a couple brews with my pal Osama.
2007-08-05, 12:07 AM #18
terrist.
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2007-08-05, 12:13 AM #19
If I still had toy's and they came alive. They would probably kick my head in for watching that :\
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2007-08-05, 12:15 AM #20
WHAT IS KICK? WHAT AM I DOING?

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2007-08-05, 12:22 AM #21
I shall lift my nose, adjust my collar, and walk away muttering something about crudeness in an English accent.
2007-08-05, 4:50 AM #22
Originally posted by Rob:
That was stupid as hell.


He's right. The profanity was just stupid.
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2007-08-05, 5:30 AM #23
ignoring the fact that this is about a freaky video...

if my toys came to life.... i'd have to assist GI Joe in their war against Cobra
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2007-08-05, 5:34 AM #24
That was ****ing retarded. I loved it.
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2007-08-05, 8:27 AM #25
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Apparently some people can't handle awesome. The funny is in the sudden surprise. Randomness and obscenity can be funny when you shove a bug bomb in your trousers.


When it loaded last night, I had the volume muted because I was on the phone.

That video was 50% funnier with no sound. Mostly just the last third. Anyway, point is, when I couldn't hear it, I was actually giggling. When I watched it again with sound, the funny died.
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2007-08-05, 11:03 AM #26
"Mom, my toys are retarded!" :)
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2007-08-05, 11:33 AM #27
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2007-08-05, 1:57 PM #28
Originally posted by Rob:
That was stupid as hell.


Rob is full of correct.
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2007-08-05, 2:41 PM #29
I don't think anyone is denying it's stupid, but some of us like this brand of stupid.
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2007-08-05, 5:01 PM #30
It wasn't even slightly amusing. I prefer Angry Video Game Nerd and LittleKuriboh for my amusement on YouTube.
2007-08-05, 5:18 PM #31
I laughed pretty hard.
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2007-08-05, 5:28 PM #32
That dumb video made me agree with Rob.
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2007-08-05, 5:29 PM #33
Mom, my intarnet r retarded
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2007-08-06, 2:16 AM #34
I loved it :(

Same guys who did the David Blaine parody, if I'm not mistaken.
2007-08-06, 9:54 AM #35
Yeah, which is even more funny.
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2007-08-06, 11:23 AM #36
I totally missed the humor in that.
2007-08-06, 11:28 AM #37
"I am five-foot-ace-of-clubs... what the ****!?"
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2007-08-06, 12:29 PM #38
i found that video hilarious.

but it was one of those types of hilarious videos where you didnt actually laugh, but wished to god that you could regain those lost five minutes because of how each moment of life is precious and you cry tears because drek like this wastes away those moments, but to cover up the tears and misery, you laugh a bitter and desperate laughter.

thats how much i laughed.
2007-08-06, 7:00 PM #39
Originally posted by DEFINOTELY NOT SPE:
i found that video hilarious.

but it was one of those types of hilarious videos where you didnt actually laugh, but wished to god that you could regain those lost five minutes because of how each moment of life is precious and you cry tears because drek like this wastes away those moments, but to cover up the tears and misery, you laugh a bitter and desperate laughter.

thats how much i laughed.


This made me giggle.
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2007-08-06, 7:24 PM #40
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