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(un)important announcement
2007-08-05, 1:42 PM #1
Hi,
I just wanted to say that this is the first post I made to massassi, while taking a dump.
I can do that, because I have a new Thinkpad! I named her Jeannie, because like Dshinns Computers are totally evil, because although they fulfill all your wishes, they only do what you say and not what you want.

That is all, I'm finished.

Thank you, for your attention.
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-08-05, 1:45 PM #2
I don't have to sit when I go to bathrooms anymore.

Never ever.
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2007-08-05, 1:56 PM #3
Pictures or it didn't happen.
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2007-08-05, 1:57 PM #4
Oh, man, I'm all spent. You'll have to wait.

I wonder what my boss would say if he saw me walking into the bathroom with the new laptop, that he paid for...
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-08-05, 2:14 PM #5
"Ach nein!"
omnia mea mecum porto
2007-08-05, 2:16 PM #6
Pfft, that's nothing. I logged into #massassi and said:
"I'm on IRC and pooping!"
/quit yay laptops!

Hope things went smoothly for you. :tfti:
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2007-08-05, 5:08 PM #7
That's not very special. Do it on the Nintendo DS or the PSP.
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2007-08-05, 5:09 PM #8
ive posted on here with a DS browser, i wasn't pooping but i still did it
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2007-08-05, 5:56 PM #9
I posted while on my PS3...


while pooping.
2007-08-05, 6:01 PM #10
Anovis owns a La-Z-Bowl.
nope.
2007-08-05, 6:03 PM #11
Originally posted by Anovis:
I posted while on my PS3...


while pooping.


Wow, it took someone ****ting in their PS3 to find an actual use for one.
2007-08-05, 6:24 PM #12
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2007-08-05, 6:28 PM #13
Originally posted by Rob:
Wow, it took someone ****ting in their PS3 to find an actual use for one.


You **** on a PS3, not in.
2007-08-05, 6:44 PM #14
Originally posted by Anovis:
You **** on a PS3, not in.


Maybe you do because you're a caveman and can only **** on things.

But I'd open the CD tray and **** IN IT, as GOD INTENDED.
2007-08-05, 8:43 PM #15
Originally posted by Rob:
Maybe you do because you're a caveman and can only **** on things.

But I'd open the CD tray and **** IN IT, as GOD INTENDED.


Just lift the cover to the grill. Much wider target area.
2007-08-05, 8:58 PM #16
Isn't the mental image of a CD tray ejecting to show a smashed turd alot funnier though?

You can't tell me doesn't elicit a chuckle.
2007-08-06, 5:33 AM #17
PS3's don't have CD trays.
2007-08-06, 10:55 AM #18
SIXHUNDRED DOLLARS AND THE CAN'T EVEN PUT IN A ****ING CD TRAY???!?!?!!!!???
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-08-06, 11:11 AM #19
Originally posted by Impi:
SIXHUNDRED DOLLARS AND THE CAN'T EVEN PUT IN A ****ING CD TRAY???!?!?!!!!???


It evolved from the need of such devices. :tfti:
2007-08-06, 11:45 AM #20
i have cordless headphones, so far i've found that i can poop easier when i listen to bob dylan.
2007-08-06, 12:09 PM #21
Pffft, I have a loudspeaker for that in my bathroom.
Sorry for the lousy German
2007-08-06, 12:10 PM #22
loudspeakers are terrible unless you have at least 500 watts.

you need to feel your ribcage coming undone.
2007-08-09, 1:59 AM #23
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Pictures or it didn't happen.


Oops, I did it again.

This time I announced it in #massassi.
Sorry for the lousy German

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