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It's that time of year again...

2007-08-06, 5:41 AM #1

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

<?php

if($_GET["date"] == "2007-08-06") {
$oldAge = 25;
$newAge = $oldAge + 1;
echo "Woot! I'm now " . $newAge . " years old!";
}

?>

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2007-08-06, 5:59 AM #2

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Damnit you got my hopes up for another Savagely Crude Poll.

Happy birthday, Lizardface!

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2007-08-06, 6:28 AM #3

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Happy Birthday

2007-08-06, 6:34 AM #4

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

<?php
$birthday = '8/6';
$birthyear = '1981';

if(date('n/j') == $birthday) {
$age = date('Y') - $birthyear;
echo "Happy Birthday SavageX! You're now {$age}!";
}

?>

A better birthday script!

(I was bored)

2007-08-06, 8:55 AM #5

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Happy B-Day, Dude!

Pissed Off?

2007-08-06, 3:56 PM #6

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Happy b'day!

woot!

2007-08-06, 3:59 PM #7

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

i know naught of your crazy programming language but if my assumptions of 26 are correct then well done!

also god damn, enjoy it while you last, you're due to die any moment.

2007-08-06, 10:40 PM #8

Anakin9012

The humor went right over his head

Posts: 1,274

Happy Birthday!

2007-08-06, 10:58 PM #9

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

You passed in the date as part of the query string?

Happy Birthday!

Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.

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