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I wish I could grow muttonchops
2007-08-09, 11:28 AM #1
:(
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2007-08-09, 11:29 AM #2
Not everyone has the gift, my friend. :cool::cool::colbert::cool::cool:
2007-08-09, 11:30 AM #3
Give it time. I'm turning 24 in a few months and I just gained the ability this year.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2007-08-09, 11:32 AM #4
I used to have mutton chops. The problem for me is, thats about all I can grown. I wish I could grown a goatee :(

2007-08-09, 11:33 AM #5
I've had the knack for years. Big and bushy! :awesome:
2007-08-09, 11:35 AM #6
Just like a 70's porno.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2007-08-09, 11:37 AM #7
Fat people shouldn't grow muttonchops.
2007-08-09, 11:37 AM #8
You love it you whore ;)
2007-08-09, 11:40 AM #9
It's for traction.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2007-08-09, 11:46 AM #10
I always thought gay guys had mutton chops for the same reason cheap hos have pig tails..
2007-08-09, 11:47 AM #11
Traction.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2007-08-09, 11:47 AM #12
You would know Rob.

Fish--you're just not epic enough yet.
D E A T H
2007-08-09, 11:48 AM #13
2007-08-09, 12:06 PM #14
Those are kind of weak muttonchops Anovis.

I don't mean sideburns, I've got sideburns.

I want muttonchops.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2007-08-09, 12:08 PM #15
Hm, I actually thought about getting those Russian Czar Alexander I muttonchops at one point, but since I never found perfect replicas of Georgi Zhukov's uniforms I decided to cancel the mixture of the century.
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2007-08-09, 12:14 PM #16
I can actually do mutton chops, but the hair isn't coarse enough, yet. I wish the whole thing grew evenly so I could forget about shaving for a little bit. Instead, 2 days without shaving and I look like I have scabies.
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2007-08-09, 12:16 PM #17
Why would you want to grow a beard?

Do you like looking like David the Gnome. :P
2007-08-09, 12:36 PM #18
Originally posted by fishstickz:
I don't mean sideburns, I've got sideburns.

I want muttonchops.


like these?

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2007-08-09, 12:38 PM #19
Oh hells yeah.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2007-08-09, 12:46 PM #20
why don't you just shave your head and glue them on?
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2007-08-09, 1:31 PM #21
UGH, that looks disgusting!
2007-08-09, 1:39 PM #22
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/22/Ambrose_Everett_Burnside.jpg

lolz Gen. Ambrose Burnside

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2007-08-09, 2:03 PM #23
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2007-08-09, 2:07 PM #24
And Anovis shamelessly plugs Supergrass. But those aren't real muttonchops.
nope.
2007-08-09, 2:13 PM #25
i have gigantic muttonchops, the size not even your dreams could form, you'll never be as manly as the hairs on the side of my skull
2007-08-09, 10:55 PM #26
Here's my fabulous (not so) mutton chops.
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2007-08-09, 11:03 PM #27
I'm growing a mustache for the first time in my life. Does that count?
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2007-08-09, 11:04 PM #28
Muttonchops are lost on me. I'm surprised I was able to grow out my goatee. Hair is something I'm not with plenty.
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2007-08-09, 11:15 PM #29
Yeah. I guess it's frustrating enough for you to the point you would pull out your hai-..[sub]oh wait.[/sub]
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2007-08-09, 11:26 PM #30
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
Muttonchops are lost on me. I'm surprised I was able to grow out my goatee. Hair is something I'm not with plenty.

Aren't you like, 24? You may still be able to grow more.
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2007-08-10, 1:01 AM #31
Muttonchops are ugly horrible things, why would anyone want to grow them?
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2007-08-10, 4:41 AM #32
Storage. They hold more pencils than ears.
2007-08-10, 5:15 AM #33
Originally posted by Deadman:
Muttonchops are ugly horrible things, why would anyone want to grow them?


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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-08-10, 5:23 AM #34
Oh and get Fable, you can grow muttonchops on your hero. :tfti:
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-08-10, 5:29 AM #35
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Here's my fabulous (not so) mutton chops.


Hey, not bad. I do wonder how you look clean shaven, though.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2007-08-10, 6:12 AM #36
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Here's my fabulous (not so) mutton chops.

...Do you have a combover there?
nope.
2007-08-10, 6:50 AM #37
Originally posted by Jep:
Oh and get Fable, you can grow muttonchops on your hero. :tfti:


I know, I totally did.

Muttonchops and horns, I was truly a man's man.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2007-08-10, 6:57 AM #38
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Here's my fabulous (not so) mutton chops.


Young Obiwan Kenoby! :awesome:
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-08-10, 9:20 AM #39
My friend had some pretty awesome muttonchops. However, they made him look a little creepy after he shaved his head.
2007-08-10, 5:51 PM #40
Originally posted by Baconfish:
...Do you have a combover there?


Huh?
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
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