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Most disturbing children's book
2007-08-16, 6:05 PM #1
http://dormitem.com/blog/193

It's a quick read, but I really wonder if this book is for real.
2007-08-16, 6:15 PM #2
That's just wrong.
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2007-08-16, 7:22 PM #3
What the ****....
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2007-08-16, 7:25 PM #4
"Oh, it's just a book for troubled childre-Oh my god."
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2007-08-16, 7:41 PM #5
Well, that book cleared a lot of things up...
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2007-08-16, 7:42 PM #6
:eek:
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2007-08-16, 7:45 PM #7
I NEED a copy of that, that's too funny!
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2007-08-16, 7:53 PM #8
I wonder if they have one about necrophilia. Or maybe abortion. Or both :o
My blawgh.
2007-08-16, 8:25 PM #9
Like Roach, I too suddenly understand every element of my life.

(I can't tell if this is anti-gay propaganda, or anti-child-rape. I mean, it doesn't say being gay is wrong, or that there aren't legitimately gay people. It just says that if you were ****ed by your uncle and if your dad never loved you, you'll probably be faux gay.)
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2007-08-16, 10:23 PM #10
I don't know what to say.
2007-08-16, 11:45 PM #11
Damn you Americans are nuts.
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2007-08-17, 4:01 AM #12
Jesus Christ!
2007-08-17, 4:41 AM #13
Shenanigans, surely.
2007-08-17, 5:01 AM #14
I am quite very surpr-- confu-- bedazz-- befud-- taken aba-- yea.... WHAT THE ****? :rant:
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2007-08-17, 5:41 AM #15
If that's the one I think it is, I saw it on 4chan.

Also, lol.
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2007-08-17, 6:05 AM #16
Originally posted by Alan:
If that's the one I think it is, I saw it on 4chan.


:tfti:
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2007-08-17, 7:09 AM #17
What happened to pages 10 and 11?

and 18-20 for that matter...

Were not getting the full story here.
2007-08-17, 8:42 AM #18
I say he contemplates suicide in 10 and 11

18-21 is where his father gets angry and blame him for all of his problems and reveals that he never actually wanted a son.
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2007-08-17, 8:48 AM #19
Is there a follow up to this book. Like one where his sister has sex with lots of random men for money because she didnt gets Dads love either?
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2007-08-17, 9:47 AM #20
One of my english teachers in high school told my class that when he was a kid he had a children's book of The Cask of Amontillado. That's pretty damned disturbing.
2007-08-17, 10:47 AM #21
Pfft, that story had a happy end. The Struwwelpeter-stories are much better.
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2007-08-17, 10:57 AM #22
Originally posted by Impi:
Pfft, that story had a happy end. The Struwwelpeter-stories are much better.


Quote:
In "Die Geschichte von den schwarzen Buben" (The Story of the Inky Boys), Nikolas (a tall, bearded man who is not identified or explained further) catches three boys teasing a dark-skinned boy. To teach them a lesson, he dips the three boys in black ink, to make them even darker-skinned than the boy they'd teased.


Wow, that'll teach 'em.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2007-08-17, 11:01 AM #23
Originally posted by DesertPike:
Is there a follow up to this book. Like one where his sister has sex with lots of random men for money because she didnt gets Dads love either?


Or maybe she got too much of Dad's love... :v:
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2007-08-17, 11:47 AM #24
Originally posted by Krokodile:
Wow, that'll teach 'em.

[quote=freaky-*** book]In "Die Geschichte vom Daumenlutscher" (The Story of Little Suck-a-Thumb), a mother warns her son not to suck his thumbs. However, when she goes out of the house he resumes his thumb sucking, until a roving tailor appears and cuts off his thumbs with giant scissors.[/quote]

That one was in an episode of The Office. Dwight tries to tell the story to some kids but is stopped.
2007-08-17, 1:25 PM #25
The doctor is looking a little chummy on page 16...

And I agree with Kirby. I'm not sure at all what kind of point they're trying to make with this.
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2007-08-17, 1:35 PM #26
Originally posted by Impi:
Pfft, that story had a happy end. The Struwwelpeter-stories are much better.


Agreed.

Then again

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2007-08-17, 2:05 PM #27
Originally posted by JediKirby:
I can't tell if this is anti-gay propaganda, or anti-child-rape.


Anti-gay propaganda.
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2007-08-17, 2:16 PM #28
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Like Roach, I too suddenly understand every element of my life.

(I can't tell if this is anti-gay propaganda, or anti-child-rape. I mean, it doesn't say being gay is wrong, or that there aren't legitimately gay people. It just says that if you were ****ed by your uncle and if your dad never loved you, you'll probably be faux gay.)


its more like anti-gay-because-of-child-rape- and-missing-fatherly-figure- propaganda.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2007-08-17, 9:35 PM #29
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2007-08-18, 9:29 AM #30
Originally posted by Impi:
Pfft, that story had a happy end. The Struwwelpeter-stories are much better.


Struwelpeter and Suck-A-Thumb ruled! As did Hilaire Belloc's Cautionary Tales... children were much better-behaved when they were taught that telling lies would get them trapped in burning houses!

But I now know that the true touchstone of children's literature is the wonderful "Time, touch and talk".
2007-08-18, 10:38 AM #31
Originally posted by Wikipedia:
Richard Cohen is a homosexual lecturer and writer who uses reparative therapy to assist men with unwanted same-sex attractions.[1], though at the sight of a handsome man he still sweats like a child predator in an ice cream shop. He has been called one of America's leading practitioners of conversion therapy

I LOL'd
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2007-08-18, 11:19 AM #32
That guy sounds scary...
2007-08-18, 11:28 AM #33
http://mommom.ytmnd.com/

That's your guy.
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"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2007-08-18, 11:29 AM #34
Originally posted by UltimatePotato:
I LOL'd


Wiki vandalism FTW!
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2007-08-18, 2:37 PM #35
What about gay/bi people who *haven't* had "complex life experiences?" :/
2007-08-18, 3:31 PM #36
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
What about gay/bi people who *haven't* had "complex life experiences?" :/


You mean like high school students who do it for attention and pretend to have had real life experience?

Oh you mean gay/bi people who had no such traumatic experience?

Well they're probably gay and bi then. I mean, thats the conclusion I would reach.
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