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I'm saddened no one has posted about this yet
2007-08-16, 7:44 PM #1
Because today is the 30th anniversary of the death of Elvis Presley, the king of Rock and Roll.

RIP Elvis Presley


January 8th, 1935-August 16th, 1977
2007-08-16, 8:11 PM #2
**** me, he never even got to see Star Wars.
Stuff
2007-08-16, 8:31 PM #3
Elvis isn't dead. He just went home.
2007-08-16, 8:34 PM #4
groan.
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2007-08-16, 8:34 PM #5
Originally posted by kyle90:
**** me, he never even got to see Star Wars.


Well, he probably didn't but he certainly could have.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2007-08-16, 8:41 PM #6
Oh yeah that's right, Star Wars came out in May. :downs:

Wait then what's with the January 8th ?
Stuff
2007-08-16, 8:42 PM #7
Originally posted by Anakin9012:
Because today is the 30th anniversary of the death of Elvis Presley, the king of Rock and Roll.

RIP Elvis Presley


January 8th, 1977-August 16th, 2007


So if he died on January 8th, 1977, as your post seems to suggest, how could today be the anniversary of his death? And you know damn well he wasn't born in '77.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2007-08-16, 8:52 PM #8
Originally posted by Anakin9012:
January 8th, 1977-August 16th, 2007


What the hell is this?
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

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2007-08-16, 8:59 PM #9
Geez, c'mon guys. Obviously just a typo.

January 8, 1935 – August 16, 1977
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2007-08-16, 9:32 PM #10
My grandmother was Elvis's night nurse when he was in the hospital for drug rehab. He used to sing her songs and such. We have a bunch of his old pill bottles. They all say "Silve" on them (Elvis backwards) because it was a secret to most of the people in the hospital that he was even there.
yay for not posting much ever
2007-08-16, 9:35 PM #11
Wouldn't that be "Sivle" then? My bad, probably just another typo.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2007-08-16, 9:43 PM #12
Originally posted by IRG SithLord:
Elvis isn't dead. He just went home.

Why would you go with this "Elvis isn't dead" movie reference when you could have gone with "Everyone knows it was Sebastian Haff who died, not Elvis..."?
omnia mea mecum porto
2007-08-16, 10:28 PM #13
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Wouldn't that be "Sivle" then? My bad, probably just another typo.


yeaaah, good catch there
my fingers don't type what i want them too:psyduck:
yay for not posting much ever
2007-08-17, 2:13 AM #14
Hey, we're Star Wars nerds, not Elvis geeks
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2007-08-17, 2:53 AM #15
Another celebrity death? Damn, first James Brown, now this. :( RIP.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2007-08-17, 5:13 AM #16
Originally posted by Krokodile:
Another celebrity death? Damn, first James Brown, now this. :( RIP.


I loled XD
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-08-17, 8:29 AM #17
Originally posted by Jep:
I loled XD


YEA CUZ DEATH IS FUNNY, HUH YOU JERK!!




Jk Jep. But on the subject of death... are you a necropheliac? I might consider dying if it means I get in your pants. Wrar.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2007-08-17, 8:50 AM #18
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac...
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2007-08-17, 8:53 AM #19
This requires a pic of that elivs stormtrooper. but Im to lazy to find it and/or post it :colbert:
The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.
2007-08-17, 8:59 AM #20
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
Jk Jep. But on the subject of death... are you a necropheliac? I might consider dying if it means I get in your pants. Wrar.


O_____o

Originally posted by sugarless5:
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac...


Well good news, my dear fiancé, I'm not a necrophiliac, and you are not dead.

lolwut?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-08-17, 9:18 AM #21
Originally posted by DesertPike:
This requires a pic of that elivs stormtrooper.


[http://www.hyperborea.org/photos/comic-con-2005/cosplay/cosplay-Images/8.jpg]
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2007-08-17, 9:22 AM #22
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Geez, c'mon guys. Obviously just a typo.

January 8, 1935 – August 16, 1977


Thank you. At least someone can read through a typo.
2007-08-17, 12:18 PM #23
LMFAO! @ Stormy Elvis.
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2007-08-17, 12:48 PM #24
Originally posted by Dark__Knight:
[http://www.hyperborea.org/photos/comic-con-2005/cosplay/cosplay-Images/8.jpg]



Your assistance in this matter is greatly appreciated.
The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.
2007-08-17, 1:10 PM #25
Officer: TK421, what is your status?

Another stormie: Sir, he has just left the building.
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2007-08-17, 1:18 PM #26
My sister was elvis for Halloween once.
Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?
2007-08-17, 2:20 PM #27
Originally posted by TheCarpKing:
My sister was elvis for Halloween once.


I am disturbed.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2007-08-17, 6:31 PM #28
Originally posted by Anakin9012:
Thank you. At least someone can read through a typo.


TWO typos!
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2007-08-17, 6:47 PM #29
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
I am disturbed.


I guess this might not be the time to tell you that I was your sister for halloween.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-08-17, 8:24 PM #30
Originally posted by Spook:
I guess this might not be the time to tell you that I was your sister for halloween.


I got to hand it to you, best comeback ever.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2007-08-17, 9:41 PM #31
The History did a thing on Elvis just 30 minutes ago or so, quite good actually.

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