So about 5 minutes ago, some idiot added me on MSN and started calling me crap:

Translated from spanish:
HIM: HEY MOTHERF I HEARD YOU'VE BEEN MOLESTING LUCIA
Me: I have?
HIM: DON'T GET SMART WITH ME YOU ***** **** ****
Me: ok...
HIM: I'M CARLOS AND I'M GONNA WHIP YO *** AND GONNA CUT, (he went on for about 5 minutes on his professional techinique of kidnapping castrating and beheading)
Me: fine, I'll stay away from her...
HIM: YOU BETTER STAY AWAY FROM HER OR I'M GONNA (he kept talking about the same crap all over again) YOU GET THAT?
Me: Sure, which Lucia?
HIM: MY SISTER YOU MOFO **** *** *** (I couldn't get him to stop cussing me out)
Me: I'm sorry, the only Lucia I know doesn't have a brother, and I don't remember molesting any one by that name in my whole life.
HIM: STFU RICH BOY. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE STREET YOU FOOL, YOU JUST WALK OUTSIDE YOUR HOME AND I'LL SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR PARENTS AND (kept monologing about a whole lot of other things and gta talk).
Me: Sure, you do know where I live right? Or would you like me to give you my adress?
HIM: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! I OWN MONTERREY.
*Thats when I realized how to stupid this idiot really was*
Me: Oh thats awesome. I don't live in Monterrey though.
*5 minutes later
HIM: STFU! I'M GOING TO GET YOU FERNANDO!
*He disconects.
*I laugh out loud. And wonder, how this idiot ever got this e-mail. Probably one my friends out there playing a joke on us both, especially on him.

But seriously I get all kinds of idiots adding me and calling me crap all the time, and it all turns out to be misunderstandings or empty threats. Is there anyway to avoid getting these guys on your contact list?

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See Above.

If you don't know them. Don't add them.
Furthermore, if they start doing that. Stop talking to them and block them.

This has been common sense 101. Good bye.

Fernando?

Fernando!

(This thread makes me wonder what Rob's MSN account is...)

This is a fact of life. Move on and forget about him.

I'm Cody Coker.

Also spe.

No, I'm Cody Coker.

You probably aren't Cody Coker.

I am most definitely Cody Coker.

If I had it... I could make 1/2 my city add him and MAKE him make a new account.

No, you couldn't. He'd just block everyone.

I know I am maybe adding Cody Coker

Maybe one of the people you DID molest had an alias? Do you card all of them? She could've lied.

No you couldn't.

Because you have no friend. You're a japenese mexican gangster mmo programmer with an out of work father who invented the space shuttle but no one cares.

Or something.


You're such a chronic liar, I bet you made this post up. Either way, someone threatening you over date rape or molestation is generally along the same lines of behaviour you used to tout around here in every thread someone called your BS in.

By the way, I'm calling your BS again.

Yeah, I can block everyone I haven't added from ever IMing me.

I endorse this message.

Act tough much?

:downs:

I don't know whats more retarded. The IM log or the fact Gold made a thread about it. Does everyone remember just two months back, before he returned with his crappy screenshots, how quiet it had become. Quiet in a good way. Hell even Yoshi and I made sweet love on a sunny beach, while Rob and Sajn held hands and sang sing-along songs. Then the storm of lies that is Goldenboy here returned and all went to hell again. Swords were sharpened, guns were loaded, greasy skin men slid on their bellies down the street, skinny milky men tatooed their chests, and Spe became not Spe.

GO AWAY GOLDDUST! We want our peace back!

We want our mothers to live strong and have the right to vote!

We want our girlfriends to wear pants and shave their beards!

We want Sugarless to give us lots of hugs!



...

Mondays. I hate Mondays.

That post sucked.

-10 internets

My post?

Yea. I'm grinding the negative internet points.

(Did I mention it was monday -_-)

-10 more internets

Sweet! See signature now, please.

/me removes pants

I turn those off.

They're stupid.

+10 Jeploves!

its me im the carlos in the op

You always struck me as more of a Juan.

yeah but thats bcuz gringos arent v.knowledgeable about our mustached affairs.

I added Cody Coker.

hahaha! im so referring to you as Fernando from now on! (not that i've ever referred to you at all before... but if i ever do.)

Well, you know what they say.

It takes Juan, to know Juan.

-20 Internets

THAT'S A LOT OF INTERNETS