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Fortune Cookies

2007-08-20, 10:35 AM #1

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

eh?

"<CoolMatty> genk: define "eat it before you read it". is that eat it whole or just the cookie part :p"

after you open the damn thing

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
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Free Jin!

2007-08-20, 11:06 AM #2

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

crack open
eat half
read fortune
eat other half

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2007-08-20, 11:09 AM #3

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Crap voted wrong. Open it up, eat both halves and read while eating.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2007-08-20, 11:10 AM #4

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Eat the whole thing.

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2007-08-20, 11:14 AM #5

roxima

Former Mexican Red Dish

Posts: 2,074

Open it, read the fortune, and then eat the cookie.

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

2007-08-20, 11:24 AM #6

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Place cookie carefully on a plate. Look at it until it cracks open of its own volition under your watchful eye. When it fails to do so, smash your fist down shattering both plate and cookie to bits. Dig first the paper and read your fortune. Then have fun picking apart cookie pieces from plate pieces.

On this note, the last time I ordered chineese food, I ate the food and then read my fortune.

"You like chineese food." was what it said. :C

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2007-08-20, 12:45 PM #7

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

In bed.

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2007-08-20, 12:48 PM #8

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

eat the fortune duh

2007-08-20, 5:14 PM #9

Exothermic

Registered User

Posts: 186

I crack it in half, eat one half, read the fortune, eat the fortune, than eat the second half.

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2007-08-20, 8:46 PM #10

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

Funny how we still call them "fortune" cookies when half of the ones I've read are usually just have wise sayings.

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2007-08-20, 8:48 PM #11

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

I crack it open and read the fortune while I'm eating.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2007-08-20, 11:59 PM #12

Phantom-Seraph

Of the Opera!

Posts: 2,196

I don't pay attention. I'm not going to let my life be determined by a cookie, or a piece of paper inside of a cookie with 5 out of 10 times say something like "You will be hungry in an hour. Those bastards :argh: