Look at yourself. You're sitting there in front of your computer. It's probably late at night. Want to know something? You're sitting on a dollar bill. That's right. If you stand up, you'll find it. Right there where you were sitting.

Standing yet?

Ok, sorry. I lied, but there is a good life lesson here. If you ever want a chance to make money, you'll have to get off of your *ss to do it.



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I figure that one day I'll either be famous, or in prison. But I guess if I'm going to prison, I should probably try to do something that would make me famous anyway.

I'll buy you for a dollar, Bill.

(that was the worst half-pun i've ever made)

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WOOSH|-----@%

i found a dollar in my front yard once while i was getting the mail

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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!

*reaches deep into bag of wisdom*

okay, here's a good general-application lesson:

"Happy is the man who does not eat the yellow snow."





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I have found that you can transform your character solely by the power of belief: as you believe yourself to be, so you shall become over time.

At least it didn't involve killing me.

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I figure that one day I'll either be famous, or in prison. But I guess if I'm going to prison, I should probably try to do something that would make me famous anyway.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew

Man who stand on toilet high on pot

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Do not rip a monkey's wang off... they don't like that

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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!

[edit] Damnit, Avenger got it before me.

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Put me in the hospital for nerves and then they had to commit me,
You told them all I was crazy,
They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee, God damn you.
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Frogblast the Vent-Core!

[This message has been edited by phoenix_9286 (edited July 26, 2004).]

hey whaddya know I found a dollar.

I fail to see how I could be making much money at 12:45am.

Break into parking meters when no one is around.



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I have found that you can transform your character solely by the power of belief: as you believe yourself to be, so you shall become over time.

Legally, you'd be a bartender at a hot club, making a ton in tips.

Illegally, you'd be selling drugs or working a street corner

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

The point is you're sitting here late at night on your computer night after night. Not making any money. And if you want to make money... ah to hell with it.

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I figure that one day I'll either be famous, or in prison. But I guess if I'm going to prison, I should probably try to do something that would make me famous anyway.

I found a 20 in Wal-Mart once

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ZGPC

stop reaching into the cash drawer when they aren't looking... the camera saw you do it

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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!

Hey! Speak for yourself. I am often working at 12:45 AM. (I finally put in my two-week notice though, w00t!)

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Have a good one,
Freelancer

Did anybody loose a roll of twenties wrapped in a rubber band? Because I found the rubber band...

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq

i found a $20 once in the curb on my old paper route...

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What happens when you cast heal on the undead?

Hey! I do earn money buy sitting on my *** right here!
And I doubt that I will find a dollar bill on my seat in Cologne...

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Sorry for the lousy English

I found a 100 dollar bill on the street once!


And then I woke up...

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Kill Your Idols!