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Craziest thing happened today
2007-08-20, 9:25 PM #1
I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced yard were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call, the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told her what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air!!!!!!!!!!!
If my smoking bothers you, don't breathe.
2007-08-20, 9:29 PM #2
you stole this from somewhere
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-08-20, 9:35 PM #3
No I didn't! This actually happened! How can you not believe me? :suicide:
If my smoking bothers you, don't breathe.
2007-08-20, 9:38 PM #4
This sounds awfully a lot like some lame crappy T.V. show from the 90's or 80's.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2007-08-20, 10:31 PM #5
No it's true, I saw the whole thing happen from my window. I heard a gunshot and when I pulled back the curtain, the bus passed in front and I saw the guy standing over a body with a gun in his hand. Then the guys got into their car and sped off. The bus stopped a short distance away and then they did the mash

they did the monster mash

the monster mash

it was a grave yard smash


:suicide:
2007-08-20, 10:34 PM #6
I love the Bel-Air fad. Have since it came out months ago. Gets me every time!
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2007-08-20, 10:35 PM #7
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
This sounds awfully a lot like some lame crappy T.V. show from the 90's or 80's.


Speak not foul of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, heathen!
Still here.
2007-08-20, 10:39 PM #8
After reading many other forums for a very long time, I thought I had built up strong "Bel-air instincts". Whenever there was a block of text more than 3 sentences I would first check for Bel-air. But I have to admit I'm getting rusty; this one got me.
2007-08-20, 10:42 PM #9
http://ejek.wordpress.com/2007/06/26/i-witnessed-a-murder-today/

word for word. you should be ashamed.
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2007-08-20, 10:59 PM #10
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:


GASP.
Still here.
2007-08-20, 11:32 PM #11
Originally posted by Nightmare JG:
Speak not foul of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, heathen!


Wait, who are you?

And I was hoping you'd suddenly realized that you're ashamed of yourself and everything you've ever done. That'd be a crazy thing to happen.
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2007-08-21, 12:05 AM #12
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
This sounds awfully a lot like some lame crappy T.V. show from the 90's or 80's.


Man **** you.

Fresh prince defined me.

Will Smith is one of my idols.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2007-08-21, 12:08 AM #13
I only saw the first two seasons, they were awesome. I heard it turned lame after they changed Vivian's actor but I guess I never saw it that far. Even though I could have just watched it from RTL 2 (a German TV channel), they like showed marathons of it every day at daytime.
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2007-08-21, 12:19 AM #14
Fresh Prince ftw.
D E A T H
2007-08-21, 12:46 AM #15
10 to 2 AM standing in my need-to-know pose just outside area 51, contemplating the whole chosen people thingy when a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never expect to see in a place like this something something on my birkenstocks doing donuts on a dime and yelling holy ****ing ****
2007-08-21, 2:39 AM #16
Old copypasta is old.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2007-08-21, 5:02 AM #17
ugh... these internet memes are so stupid.
Cordially,
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1473 for '1337' posts.
2007-08-21, 5:22 AM #18
need image host the file is too big for the forums to take
2007-08-21, 6:22 AM #19
DENIED
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2007-08-21, 9:29 AM #20
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Wait, who are you?

And I was hoping you'd suddenly realized that you're ashamed of yourself and everything you've ever done. That'd be a crazy thing to happen.


:awesome:
Still here.
2007-08-21, 9:31 AM #21
Originally posted by 82nd_Fister:
:suicide:


do it
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-08-21, 9:37 AM #22
Do it.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2007-08-21, 9:38 AM #23
Go on. Do it.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2007-08-21, 9:39 AM #24
Originally posted by NoESC:
do it


do it
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2007-08-21, 9:39 AM #25
lame.
2007-08-21, 9:49 AM #26
Originally posted by NoESC:
do it


Good advice.
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2007-08-21, 12:02 PM #27
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
This sounds awfully a lot like some lame crappy T.V. show from the 90's or 80's.


get out
2007-08-21, 12:03 PM #28
Originally posted by Stinkywrix:
get out


Do it
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2007-08-21, 12:14 PM #29
Originally posted by Jep:
Do it

You won't do it. The old you would have done it.
2007-08-21, 12:18 PM #30
Do it.
2007-08-21, 12:38 PM #31
Originally posted by Aglar:
You won't do it. The old you would have done it.


O_o
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

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