Who wants my account?

The first person to post something funny that I laugh at and haven't seen can have my beta account. They're resetting the accounts, so you can make your own name, download the client, and use my key.

Do they have a linux client?

Eh.

No clue, and I can't find it anywhere.

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Sell out kid i used to know just died...




Basically i went to boarding school with this guy, Taylor Neuman. i disliked him and so did everyone else because he was just one of those annoying kids with no real social skills. Like he'd always try to be included and stuff and no one would let him. Anyway so I find out today that he died in a car accident. The worst part about it is that when it happened this other kid, David, from the boarding school was down visiting him. Nobody liked David because he was a total douche with less social skills then Neuman, but they were friends. Apparently he forced Neuman to let him drive Neumans car and Neuman let him. guy ends up going 120 miles per hour and flips the car, killing Neuman. David's perfectly fine, naturally, apparently he was pissed off and complaining how he ripped his jeans. when I came home I was visibly shaken. I told her what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "nah, forget it, yo homes, to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air. dit: not going to go into detail because this isnt the place to do so but trust me on this that he was hated by pretty much everyone and he pretty much deserved to be so.

I wear pantyhoses when I'm mowing the lawn.

you should just give it to me for giving you all the old modest mouse albums and CHANGING YOUR LIFE

Teacher: You've been off school haven't you? What was the matter?

Boy: I had dinosaurs.

Teacher: Do you mean diarrhoea?

Boy: Yes.

JUMP F***!

NoESC makes a strong case. I am obsessed with MM now.

And all of your crap isn't funny.

What about all the good hip hop I introduced you to? Eh? Eh?

Do you realize how much I like modest mouse in comparison?

God dammit people, make me laugh. Stop trying to prove your friendships!

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Already seen it.

Smiled.

Homicide is attractive.

win

Yay bad (did I mention bad?) SNL skits.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NZpPf-q2_es
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wiLtPPeT8Z4

Edit: if either makes you laugh (I assume they won't) I don't want the key.

Hahaha, this should win.

My computer is having major cooling issues, so I don't need this beta. If you'd like a laugh anyway, though, I'll give it a shot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZpW8PHOPdw

Funny? You want the funny? You can't handle the funny?

*hears crickets*

Well son of a *****!

This was the first one to make me laugh. Damn that was funny.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TSf5q3wrgnk

being a Minnesotan, if you don't find this funny... what the hell.

FINE.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9g73KatQzU8

and this... there's 5 parts but they're all amazingly hilarious
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-DD0pBgotC0
just follow the trail of video responses to see them all.